As Double D had made amends with his new friend Twilight Sparkle, they can finally start their friendship correctly. On the right foot....and hoof.
"Oh, Double D, I was wondering, those three other girls that seem to like you guys...uh"
"Oh, don't worry Twilight, they're....well, they're not even close to the girls we would want. That's if, you know, we could GET any." He responded.
Twilight didn't exactly respond. As double D glanced over to her, he saw her frown.
"Why the long face Twilight?" He asked, concerned, still working on his invention from the other side of the table they were sitting at.
"It's just....you're a human, and I'm a pony...How does that work?" She asked. Double D blushed.
"Oh, my....I wouldn't even know. That'd be...interesting to say the least. It's not like you're attracted to me or anything." He responded jokingly. He chuckled a little. After a few seconds, she didn't join in, making him concerned again. "So, you're attracted to me?" He asked timidly. Twilight only blushed, and smiled.
.....Not sure if D'aaawww.....or just.....weird....I'm only the narrator, so yeah.
.......
Double D gave Twilight a tour of their neighborhood. It's nothing special, as he was always assuring her. A simple middle class neighborhood, with a few places for some small joy, even if it's the junk yard or something.
"So, THIS is my competition??!!" Shouted a very angry familiar voice.
Aw, shi-"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST REPLACE ME WITH A PONY!!!?" Said Murie Kanker.
"Murie, I assure you-" Double D urged. Murie shoved him aside.
"Hey, he doesn't even like you!" Twilight shouted.
"OOOOHHHH!!!!" Said Mordacei and Rigby out of nowhere.
"Get out of this cartoon!!" Murie shouted.
"Buzzkill..." Rigby said under his breath, walking away with Mordacei.
The other two Kankers came to accompany Murie, and they were about to beat her up.....UNNACCEPTABLE...Uhh....PLOT CONVENIENCE GO!!!
"AW HELL NAH!!!" Said Pinkie coming from nowhere.
"Right behind ya!" Said Rainbow Dash. Shit's goin DOOWWWN SON!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOR- "Shut up, Ian!" Pinkie shouted. Aw...no fun :(
As Pinkie disappeared, getting ready to show up out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash turned Super Saiyan Equestrian. YEAH! First chapter insert! Twilight lit up her horn, and prepared a spell.
"You think you're so fancy?" Said May Kanker. Her eyes began to glow, and her aura turned red. Wait, what?
"You're not the only one with powers!" Lee said. She flew in the air, and turned into a great ape....lol....
Murie transformed with a cloud of energy. As it unraveled, she had perfect teeth, a skimpy clothing, a large chest, an hour glass figure, and beautiful long, blue hair. "Just for you, honey." She said to Double D.
"HOLY MOTHER OF FU-" Double D was cut off by the large blast may Kanker let out to start this Epic battle.
As The Battle progressed, The ponies seemed to be losing... THAT'S FOR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP, PINKIE!!
"AWW COME ON!!" Pinkie yelled. I'm kidding Pinkie, I'll help you.
A roaring beast was heard in the distance. As it got closer, a large shadow was seen through the sky. It swooped down, revealing Yugi Moto riding Slifer the Sky Dragon. Next, from the other direction, revealed Seto Kaiba riding Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
"I brought some fire power to this party!" Said Yugi. Slifer and Blue-Eyes both charged their blasts. Blue-Eyes released his earlier than Slifer, blowing away the Kanker sisters. "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" Slifer discharged his blast.
"First..." Kaiba bragged.
"Really?! You can't just break the rules like that!" Yugi yelled.
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!" He said, flying off with Yugi.
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!... "Thanks..." Pinkie Pie said, rolling her eyes.
"Hey, Double D." Twilight called, seeing him singed, with his whole body looking like it was blasted by a Charizard.
"Good thing this is only a fan fiction." Double D said in a hoarse voice.
And so another day in the land of Ed, Edd, and Eddy....with a touch of Ianv64!! :D