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// Part 2 
// Story: Chaos Club 
// by Xartis 
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The group had just had a short lunch break. Discord had eaten some small cucumber sandwiches with a generous amount of butter, along with some shortbread biscuits. Jeff (The distorted light, for those with bad memory) had eaten some red hue from a rainbow. Chaos had absorbed what seemed to be an emerald and had visibly grown a few feet higher after doing so. The two humans ate basically everything.

They all sat back down in their small circle and waited. The presenter walked into the room in the most orderly way possible, which annoyed Discord somewhat. The presenter smiled "I hope you're all having fun so far?"
Everyone responded with silence "Well, okay then! We better get started on some fun activities!"
Discord died slightly inside.
"We're gonna play a game of Poker, well I am anyway. Discord, you can play Go Fish, Chaos can play Solitaire. Umm... Light-thing, you can play Rummy, and you two can both play Spades!"
Discord sat up, the idea of everyone playing a different-same game was slightly fun. It would certainly be easier to cheat.

Everyone sat around a table that Chaos had found somewhere. Discord looked at the human that was thinnest "Have you got any threes?"
The human just looked confused "How do you play Spades?"
Jeff spoke "So what do I do with this four?"
Chaos gargled something, probably about needing a four for one of his stacks.
The fatter of the two humans had gotten bored and started making a card house, which promptly fell down when chaos slammed his hand onto the table.
Discord placed his hand (As in hand of cards, by the way) on the table "This is too chaotic for even me to keep up with. I'm just going to say I won. What's next?"
"We could always play some Warhammer." Said the thin guy.
The presenter looked disgusted "What do you think this is? Geek Club?"
"Well Warhammer has chaos in it. I thought we could play it, because it had chaos in it. Chaos..."
The presenter sighed "How about everyone tells me what they want to do, and we'll have a vote or something."
Discord spoke "I think we..."
"Hand!"
Discord rolled his eyes and put his hand up "I think we should talk about chaos."
"Warhammer!" The two humans yelled.
"Gargle glach gargle gle gle!" Chaos bellowed.
"I think we should talk more about our social lives, with that I think we can leave those two out of the conversation." Jeff pointed to the two humans, who didn't hear what he had said, as their ears could not hear sixth-dimensional speech.
The presenter thought for a moment "I like Discord's idea the best, this is chaos club after all!"

The presenter sat down and looked at Discord "So, seeing as you suggested it, you should talk about it."
Discord laughed "I don't talk about chaos, the more you talk about it, the more you look like an idiot. I can show you some though." Discord clicked his finger and thumb together, causing a candy floss cloud to appear in the room. Discord grabbed a glass and held it under the cloud, allowing the chocolate rain to pour fall into it. He then drank the glass and threw the chocolate milk over his shoulder, causing a large explosion.
He glanced around the room "That, my friends, is chaos."
There was silence.
Then the thin guy spoke again "I still think it's a psychic attack..."