//------------------------------// // I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon... // Story: My Little Portal 3 - Only Ponies // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// "Okay, I can fix this!" Wheatley said, and left the room. 5 minutes later... The whole place was on fire, and Applebloom was listening to 'I kissed a mare'. "Alright, I have some Nightlock. Let's all commit suicide together like Katniss and Peeta." GLaDOS said, pulling out some berries. "Wut O.o?" Sweetie asked. "Oh, right none of you will have seen Hunger games." The tall black unicorn sighed. "I have!" Pinkie said, appearing out of nowhere, and then disappearing again. "What just happened?" Scootaloo asked. "Heeeeeey, sexy lady!" Applebloom sang. "There are so many things wrong with this..." GLaDOS said. Wheatley then walked back into the room. "I think I blew up the place all of the test subjects were kept..." He said, and everypony groaned. "You moron, now where am I going to get test subjects?" GLaDOS snapped. "Gangnam style!" "SHUT UP!" Applebloom immediately put the ipod back in her pocket (What?). "You have pockets... In your skin?" Wheatley asked. "Yea, don't you?" "No... I really think you have a problem..." "Well... I'm being killed by Neurotoxin, so your argument is invalid!" "Aren't we all?" He asked. "No. I have a gas mask." GLaDOS said, casually pulling a gas mask out of nowhere. "Fire detected in the stalemate resolution annex. Extinguishing." A voice said. "Yea, its been on fire for a while..." Scootaloo told it. "Why are you talking to it? It's not an actual person. It can't hear you." GLaDOS told her. "I was just- I know it's not- NEVERMIND!" Scoots snapped. "Oh hey, matches!" Wheatley said happily, picking them up. "DON'T TOUCH THOSE YOU MORON!" Boom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They all watched Aperture science burn the the ground in silence. GLaDOS just stared at it. Not moving. Not blinking. Heck, I don't think she was even breathing. When it was all gone, she casually walked off of a cliff.