//------------------------------// // GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? // Story: My Little Portal 3 - Only Ponies // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// "Alright Wheatley, are you ready to learn to fly?" Scootaloo asked. "NO!" He shrieked. They were standing on a cliff, with a fifteen hundred hoof drop to the bottom. "We're going to start with a glide. Spread your wings." "Ok..." "And keep them just like that..." She suddenly pushed him off of the cliff. He screamed. A lot. Scootaloo followed him. "What are you screaming for? You're doing it!" "YOU PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF!" He yelled. "How else was I going to get you to jump off?" She asked him. "..." "Good! Now to steer, lean to the side slightly- NOT THAT MUCH! Ok, good... now try flapping your wings... I SAID FLAP YOUR WINGS NOT FALL!" She dove after him, catching him mid air. "Try again. I'm going to let down in 3... BYE!" He screamed some more, but this time he actually spread his wings. "Okay, try flapping again. There you go! Alright, now just glide down to the bottom. Good. Now, fly back up to the top." "WHAT?" "You heard me." "But-" "Just do it, quit being a baby!" He reluctantly started flapping his wings. He got a whole five feet before falling again. Scootaloo face-hoofed. "You have to actually keep going if you want to reach the top." She told him. "Well, i'm sorry I've never flown before." He tried again, getting a little bit higher. "Come on Wheatley, I have all day we are staying here until you reach the top." Scootaloo said. He just groaned, and tried again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Okay GLaDOS, here are the rules. No touching my sisters stuff, no going into my sisters room, no stealing, no fires, all the stuff Applebloom said... Your room is the storage room and... No using sharp objects." Sweetiebelle said. "I can't even use forks?" "You can use spoons." "..." "Now, this is my room. Wow, it's been so many years. And here's my Cutie Mark Crusaders cape!" Sweetiebelle excitedly looked at all of her old toys, and GLaDOS snuck off to the storage room. She needed to work on making a portal gun, if she wanted to keep testing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let me introduce you to mah family, Chell! This is mah brother, Big Macintosh, and this is mah granny, Granny Smith." Applebloom said to Chell. "Nice to meet you all Oh god more ponies..." Chell said. "Nice to meet ya, too." Big mac said. "Eh, what?" Granny Smith asked. Applebloom smiled. "I think ya'll will get along just fine..."