//------------------------------// // ...Don't make lemonade! // Story: My Little Portal 3 - Only Ponies // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// "YOU BLEW UP MAH HOUSE?" Applebloom yelled at GLaDOS. "If you did not want me to use explosives, you should have said so. No one was hurt, I did not burn your house down, and I did not kill anyone." She replied. "YOU IDIOT! THE WHOLE ORCHARD IS AN FIRE NOW!" "I'm not an idiot, i'm a scientist." "Um, girls?" Sweetiebelle began. "Scientist? You call this science?!" "Girls...." "Yes, it is science." "GIRLS!" "What?" Applebloom snapped. "The royal guard is here." "I'M INNOCENT!" Scoots yelled and jumped into a bush. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, you are telling me that the AI that my subjects built, is really an evil robot from another planet?" Celestia asked. "Uh huh." Applebloom confirmed. "And this Chell is also from another planet, and is actually something called a human?" "Actually, Wheatley said that." "And Wheatly is also from another planet?" "Yup." "On any other day, I would think you are insane, but this AI captured me and forced me to do ridiculous tests, so I believe you." "So, not that I don't like this wonderful planet- Who am I kidding, I hate it here. Can you send us back?" Wheatley asked. "Hold on a moment, how do I know I can trust you?" Celestia asked. "Err, I have a trustworthy look?" He said jokingly. "No. I just need to make sure you are not leaving anything out. I'm going to perform a simple spell that will look into your memories." "Whoa, sorry to burst your bubble, but I would prefer you not look into my memories." GLaDOS told her. "I'm sorry GLaDOS, but I need to do this." Celestia touched her horn to GLaDOS' forehead, first performing a sleep spell so she did not get hurt by an unwilling unicorn, then performing the memory spell. It only took a second, but it left Celestia stunned. "Haha, look at GLaDOS she's drooling." Wheatley pointed out. "Alright, that was horrifying." Celestia said. "Gee princess, I know GLaDOS is ugly, but you don't need to be so rude." Wheatly was then slapped in the back of the head by Chell. "Wheatley, be silent. It's your turn." Celestia said. "No thanks, I prefer to keep my memories to myself." He told her. Celestia approached him. He panicked and tried to run, only to be caught by Celestia's magic. He struggled to escape but was put to sleep by Celestia. She then looked into his memories. "Alright, I know what i'm going to do with these two." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, why did we let them take GLaDOS and Wheatley to the dungeon?" Sweetiebelle asked. "They deserved it." Scootaloo said. "That Celestia is a fool. GLaDOS will end up blowing the whole castle up!" Chell exclaimed. "Well, let's sit back and watch the show." Applebloom said, and as if on cue, the Canterlot Castle blew up behind them. "Sounds like they're doing just fine..." Scootaloo said, and walked away.