"Hello."
*Lot's of screaming.*
Once the firing stopped, the ponies slowly got back up.
"What? How are you still alive?" GLaDOS asked.
"I guess the turrets are already crap..." Wheatly told her.
"..."
"Haha, guess we wont be dying today." He told the mares.
"I wouldn't say that. I can just kill you myself. I doubt three fillies and a complete moron will be able to beat me." GLaDOS told them.
"I'm 28!" Scootaloo snapped.
"I really don't care. Now, i'm afraid you're all about to be past members of the being alive club. Ha. Ha." The floor began to fall away, and soon they were falling into a pit.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Wheatly screamed, before hitting the floor.
"Wheatly are you okay?" Sweetie asked.
"NO! MY PORTAL GUN IS BROKEN!" He snapped, causing Sweetie to face-hoof. "Oh, hey this is a first. She brings us right to her." He said.
"You moron, the portal gun was not about to break your fall, if that's what you thought when you fell on it." GLaDOS said. "Now, let's make this quick. Your precious princess Celestia will be testing soon and I don't want to miss it." Four long claws came down and picked up the four ponies. She brought them closer to her. "How should I kill you? I could crush your skulls, but that would be messy. Perhaps I will use the incinerator. Yes, I like that idea." The ponies were brought over to the incinerator. "Any last words?" She asked.
"Yes." Scootaloo said. "Do you know what happens when you shoot an orange portal and a blue portal at each other?" She asked.
"No." GLaDOS said.
"Then let's find out." She grabbed Applebloom's gun, and fired the portals at each other. There was a small explosion. Just a small one, but enough to break the claws that were holding them. The ponies dropped to the floor.
"Core corruption at 70%" A male voice said.
"How coincidental that should happen when you are all here." GLaDOS said.
"Alternate core detected."
"This again?" Wheatly asked.
"To initiate core transfer, please place substitute core in the receptical."
"Really? Another core transfer?" GLaDOS asked.
"Alright, how do I do this as a pony?" Wheatly asked.
"Stick your head in it." GLaDOS told him. He glared at her.
"Try standing on it." Applebloom suggested. Wheatly walked over to the receptical, placing all four hooves on it. It locked his hooves in place.
"Okay, I guess that worked." He told them.
"Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?"
"Yes!"
"Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?"
"Bite me."
"Interpreting vague answer as yes."
"NO!" GLaDOS yelled.
"Yes she is! Wow, deja vu." Wheatly said.
"Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure can not continue."
"Yes!"
"Unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button."
"Haha!" Wheatly cheered.
"I'm on it!" Scootaloo said and took to the air, dashing to the button. But she stopped.
"What are you waiting for? Press it!" Wheatly yelled.
"But, what if you turn insane again?" She asked.
"We don't have time for this!" He snapped. She hesitantly pressed the button. "Oh, wait. I forgot how much this hurts... I really did not think this through- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed, and a wall formed around GLaDOS, and she screamed louder. Her head was tossed aside, and the wall came down.
"Haha, I also forgot how great this feels." Wheatly said. He was a normal core again, attached to GLaDOS' old body. "Oh, right. You probably want the escape lift. I'll go ahead and call it." He said.
"Thanks wheatly." Scootaloo said and led her friends to the lift.
"Wait," Sweetie began. "Can you free all of the other ponies too?"
"Well, yea, what can't I do?" He asked.
"Walk." Applebloom pointed out.
"That's fixable. Anyways, let me just free all of the test subjects and... Done!" He said.
"Hooray!" Sweetiebelle cheered. "We did it!"
"Well, I did most of it, but you girls helped too." Wheatly said.
"What are you talking about? This is playing out just like last time. They did most of the work, you only got them lost." GLaDOS said.
"Is that really what you think? Well I think you just don't want to give me credit for what I did." Wheatly said.
"And what did you do?" GLaDOS asked.
"I led them to the exit, but they insisted on coming here. I helped them get portal guns, and I got rid of you!" He hissed.
"And you would not have 'gotten rid of me' if the orange one did not press the button." GLaDOS said.
"So that is what you all think? That I did nothing?" He asked.
"I didn't say that, she did!" Scootaloo said.
"You may as well have said it. You're just like Chell. That smugly quiet monster of a woman did the exact same thing!"
"haha, that sounded funny." Applebloom said quietly.
"Wheatly, listen to yourself. You sound insane!" Scootaloo told him.
"Now you think I sound insane? Could an insane person beat. The. Lift. Down. This. Pit? Oh, oops. Wow, dejavu or what?"