‘Twas the day before Christmas, and stuck in his room
Was Abyx4433, trapped in his doom
He knew that the holidays would be here soon
But was just too lazy to think of something new
The Warners took notice, they would not miss the holidays
So they tied up the author in bows of festive grace
Abyx apologized profusely for the time he had in waste
But promised he’d make it up with a new chapter, post-haste
The Warners shook their heads, it wasn’t good enough
Did they have to spell it out? Did they have to get rough?
They needed something fitting, something meant for the season
Not something regular, out of the blue for no reason
A Holiday Special, the author agreed
Some festive cheer is what the audience needs
It had been quite a while, though, since the last chapter was up
And it was only the first, how would a Special keep up?
It needed to be different, not like a normal chapter
Then he glanced at the Warners, and thought of something better
He’d need Pinkie for it to work, it was the only way
“Guys,” Abyx said, standing, “I have something perfect for the day!”
A few hours later finds everyone else there
Pinkie, her friends, even Abyx’s friend, Aleister
Abyx stood in front, looking about
He then paused dramatically, before speaking out
“Alright, everyone. We’re trying something beta
For this Holiday Special, we’re going to go meta”
There was only silence, for a few awkward moments
Then Fluttershy raised her hoof, preparing her statement
Abyx pointed to her. “U-um, aren’t we already?”
He cupped his chin in thought, and then nodded slightly
“Yeah, I suppose. But this isn’t what I mean
I mean an actual plot, not this set up scene”
Aleister spoke, “Do we really have to?
Were already speaking verses, it seems like overdo”
“I’ve been gone for so long, I’m making up for a lot
But I need something set up outside what I’ve got”
“Then just stick to this here,” Twilight exclaimed
“And I’m sure the audience won’t mind if you just explained”
“Excuses, excuses, that’s all that they’ll see
That’s why I’m doing this, no excuses for me”
“Oh, that’s just foolishness,” said Rarity
“They won’t think of you lesser if they knew you were busy”
“Yeah, Sugarcube,” Applejack chipped in
“From what you told us, Bronies ain’t known for aggression”
“Hey, take it from us,” Yakko said with a smile
“We know when fandoms are worth their while
And Bronies are the most moral out of any other
The Holidays increase that from our pony brothers”
“Bronies are usually very respectful,” added Dot
“Compared to others in criticism, they provide a lot
Unlike most of the rest, who just banter and flame
Bronies support fics enough to bring other fandoms shame”
“So don’t feel down,” Wakko said, patting his hand
“You’re a busy teen, they’ll understand”
And those who knew Abyx before would say
That Abyx’s work ethic grew three sizes that day
Abyx then cleared his throat. “Spike, take a letter
Dear Princess Celestia, today, I’ve learned better
I shouldn’t doubt all of my fellow bronies
For I know that they’ve learned from your little ponies
The Holidays are a time meant for giving and caring
for kindness and gratitude, for love and its sharing
If I didn’t expect that from those taught by such a show
Then who am I to say that I’ll preemptively know?
And If someone does say something relatively negative
I’m sure that they only mean it in a way that’s constructive
And so, with a very cheerful ‘Happy Holidays’ to thee
Your faithful subject (and loyal fan), Abyx4433”
Spike sent the letter off with a puff of magic smoke
And Pinkie gave Abyx’s belly an attention grabbing poke
“Well now that that’s done, I think that it’s time-”
Rainbow cut in, “To start the party so we can stop with the rhymes?”
And so the group of friends feasted all through the night
They gave each other gifts and sang ‘til morning’s light
They didn’t stop then, they didn’t even tire
The joy of each other’s company fueled their spirits’ fire
Then on the next day, once everyone left
Abyx got some blueberry tea and sat at his desk
He opened his laptop, he knew he had work to do
He was determined to finally finish chapter two
A/N: This actually would’ve been up yesterday if my internet hadn’t gone down.
I really am sorry for the long delay, but I’ve finally found time and inspiration to continue with this story. Chapter two will be up soon, possibly before New Year’s.
Thank you for being patient.
(Also, I don't like the Author's Notes box.)