//------------------------------// // chapter 2:sugar rush // Story: My little pony:tree friends are magic // by Scourgefan //------------------------------// Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching Apple bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party. “i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” Applejack was picking up Apple bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up by Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed like a normal party. He didn't notice anything that pointed to the fact that he knew the new guy or that he wasn't a normal pony. Then Flippy noticed most of the sweets were already gone. The party had just started, nopony could eat sweets that fast. Then Flippy saw a green blur eating sweets. Flippy facepalmed. “not this guy.” he mumbled. "i doubt I'll get i crumb." “at least I'm better than Lumpy!” Flippy jumped and saw that Nutty was standing right in front of him. “well, that is true enough.” he said. “Flippy, I see you finally made it!” Pinkie pie said rushing over. “i thought you wouldn't make it!” “well, I'm here, so I see you met Nutty.” Flippy said. “yeah, I have and you know what? I think he likes sweets more than me!” Pinkie said. “no, really?” Flippy said sarcastically. “yeah, really!” Pinkie said. “look!” Pinkie pushed in two enormous trays of cupcakes into the room. “cupcake eating contest everypony!” everypony turned to Pinkie and Nutty. Flippy knew what was going to happen, but he just watched, bored. “me and him are gonna have a cupcake eating contest, whoever is left standing wins!” Pinkie announced. “pfft, good luck, I've seen this guy eat more sweets in one hour than Derpy has eaten muffins in a year.” Flippy mumbled. “hey, Pinkie can eat more cupcakes in 5 minutes than that guy could eat in 5 days!” Rainbow dash said from next to Flippy. “impossible, Nutty eats more sweets than you thought existed. he even created a few, and by a few i mean, over 200. plus he drinks syrup for water, do you know anyone else who does that? also, he WEARS candy, even Pinkie doesn't do that, it would be like Derpy wearing muffins, just creepy.” Flippy said. “well Pinkie-” Rainbow dash was interrupted by Pinkie. “ready, set, go!” she screamed. Then she and Nutty started chowing down on the cupcakes. “Pinkie's winning!” Rainbow dash whispered to Flippy. “no, Nutty's winning!” Flippy whispered back. Soon Nutty's tray was empty and Pinkies still had a few cupcakes in them. Nutty turned into his signature tornado and flew around the room eating all the sweets. Cookies, cupcakes, candy. He even got in a fight with Derpy over a muffin. “it's my muffin!” Derpy said. “give it, I need it!” Nutty said, out of tornado mode. The muffin ended up tearing in half o both of them got it. “hehe, that was easy.” Derpy said, eating her half. Nutty ran across the room almost as fast as Rainbow dash preforming a sonic rainboom shoving sweets in his mouth. “hey, stop, everypony needs a share of the sweets!” Pinkie said, dragging Nutty away. “never.” Nutty said, shoving Pinkie away and running back to the sweets table. After a few minutes all the sweets were gone. he looked around for more, and found nothing, he had even eaten the chairs and tables, which were made of wood, his mouth was filled with splinters, but he didn't care the slightest. Everypony just looked at Nutty in awe, except Flippy, he didn't look surprised at all, in fact he looked irritated. He facepalmed and said “every freaking time he comes to a party, nothing is ever left, why did he come here and who's next? Better not be that lousy Shifty and Lifty.” Flippy considered that thought. "oh god, if they come, i think I'm gonna in a matter of minutes....but that's normal i guess." “wow, I misjudged you, you could eat more sweets in five minutes than everypony here could in 12 years.” Rainbow dash said. “that's what I've been trying to tell you all!” Flippy said with an angry voice. “well I'm gonna have to buy more sweets, Nutty ate em all, man he knows how to party!” Pinkie said. "so you're saying that he ate all of your sweets, that you bought with your own money, he ate your tables, chairs and light bulbs, he didn't save anything for anyone else, and you wanna be friends with him?" Flippy asked. "okey dokey loki!" Pinkie confirmed. "god kill me now." Flippy muttered. "you have any ice cream?" Nutty asked Pinkie. "no, you ate it all." Flippy said in a flat voice, rolling his eyes. "i didn't eat THAT much." Nutty said. "you ate the tables and chairs, your mouth is full of splinters, how can you even think you didn't eat much?" "i usually eat more, my house is stuffed to the brim with candy, soda, cupcakes, muffins, syrup, honey, chocolate, all that good stuff. I'm even in a world record book for eating the most candy in 5 minutes." "how much did you eat?" Flippy asked. "a house full for the first minute, a truckload for the second, candy replica of the white house, another house full, and then a replica of the statue of liberty." Nutty replied. "but yeah, not really that much, right?" "....you know this place is made out of candy, right?" Flippy asked. then Nutty ate the whole building, piece by piece, and he regretted nothing.