Love Makes Me Derp

by Blue Thunder


Ch.1

Ditzy Hooves was making her rounds delivering Ponyville's mail, just like every other day. What was not like every other day was the huge smile on her face. Sure she was usually a happy pony, but today was different. She had received a letter from Canterlot, more specifically she had gotten a letter from Dinky in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. She had been accepted into the school a little over a year ago, and she haden't seen her little muffin since.

Lost in her thoughts, Ditzy didn't see the cloud until she collided with it. "UMPH". Stunned from the impact, she shakes her head until her eyes realign. Once her vision clears she takes her first good look at the cloud she hit, and nearly feints when the cloud pillar cracks all the way through and tips over, crashing through the side of Rainbow Dash's cloud house. "O no..." She looks through the hole into the house, seeing the couch smashed to pieces. "Hello? Rainbow Dash, are you here?" 'Please don't be hurt.' She jumps when she hears Rainbow Dash shout from behind her.

"WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON HERE?!?!"

Ditzy lands next to the hole with her head hanging. "I'm sorry Rainbow Dash, I was thinking about something and wasn't looking where I was going. I ran into the pillar." She looks up and tries to give Rainbow Dash her best puppy eyes, only succeeding in sending her eyes in different directions before pulling them back in line again.

Rainbow Dash flys up to the hole, inspecting the damage. "I thought Twilight zaped all the derp outa you in those sessions in her basement. Your not becoming a klutz again are you?"

Ditzy sits and stares at her hooves, on the verge of tears at the mention of her old self. "No, I was distracted. I'm so sorry."

Rainbow looks down from the hole. "It's no biggie. It's just a cloud house, I'll just gather some more cloud and it will be fixed in ten seconds flat." She flinches as more of the wall falls behind her. "Ok, maybe a little longer then ten seconds."

Ditzy opens her mail bag and pulls out a letter. "Here's your mail, it say's its from the wonderbol..." She's cut short as she's sent spinning in the wind. Rainbow Dash rips the letter open with a smile that quickly turns to a frown as she reads it. "Whats wrong Rainbow Dash?"

"I thought it was a letter from Spitfire, but it's just tickets to the next show." She pouts for a second before landing next to Ditzy. "Well, this wall isn't going to fix itself. I guess I better get started."

Ditzy watches as Rainbow fly's off to a nearby cloud and scoops half of it up in one pass. She starts molding it as she fly's it over to the hole. "Can I help Rainbow Dash?"

"No thanks Ditzy, this will only take a second." She shoves the cloud into the hole and smooth's the edges with her hoof.

Ditzy watches as Rainbow completely fills the hole. As soon as she's done she grabs the rest of the cloud and forms a pillar, placing it where Ditzy knocked the first one over. Try as she might, Ditzy couldn't make out the line in the wall where the hole used to be. "Wow Rainbow Dash, your really good with clouds."

"Thanks, I've always been awesome with cloud shaping." Rainbow looks down at Ditzy. "Hey, your not doing anything this weekend right? I got two tickets to the Wonderbolts show this saturday and I hate going alone. Would you want to come?

Ditzy looks up at the rainbow maned mare. "Me? What about your other friends? Don't you usually take Fluttershy?

"Yea but she's going... somewhere. So do you want to go?"

Ditzy wonders about the pause and Rainbow Dash's quick change of subject, but only for a moment. "Uh, sure. I'm not doing anything Saturday, I'd love to come."

"Ok, I'll see you then."