//------------------------------// // Inventions, Copied! // Story: Ed, Edd and Eddy, the Brony Chronicles. // by ianv64 //------------------------------// "Double D, you've been like....different since we came back form that portal." Said Eddy, coming into Double D's room. "Eddy, you cannot imagine the amount of things I have seen. I never imagined that it would be so horrible, and degrading. I...I..." Double D began to explain. "Double D....What did Twilight do to you." Eddy asked. Double D paused, and began to create tears. "Oh Eddy It was so awful! I didn't know things like tat could ever happen to me! Oh Eddy, I'll never be able to unsee it!!" Double D wept into Eddy. Eddy was confused, and somewhat worried that he was.....you know....down there.... "Dear God...."Eddy said... "She beat me in an IQ test!!! Eddy, I was so humiliated!!!!!" Eddy froze with the most annoyed, displeased, and not entertained face. "So....She didn't...you know..." Eddy suggested. "She didn't what?" He asked, puzzled. "You know..." He used his index finger and other hand to suggest sex in sign language. "GOOD HEAVENS NO!!" He shouted. "Wait....So you came out of the library, saying you felt violated, came home with a face of fear, and sat in your room for three hours because SHE BEAT YOU IN AN IQ TEST???!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO HEAR SOME KINKY HOT STORIES!!! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO REWRITE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FOR A SECOND!!!!" He sounded disappointed. "WHY WOULD YOU LEAD ME ON LIKE THAT??!!" Double D blushed. "Oh....well...." Eddy left in a small stomping pace. ....... Later that day, Double D looked out his window, and saw some sort of vortex open up in the middle of the cul de sac. What came out of it was a purple hoof, slowly emerging a full pony, with five others following. "We're here!" Pinkie Pie said. "Yeah, That one boy with the hat dropped his blue prints for the portal thing in my library, so I just HAD to copy, and improve it. Double D's face grew red like a tomato with anger. He felt the steam come out of his ears as he yelled. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Twilight and the others heard this loud yell through a window. "Is this what human houses look like?" Pinkie Pie asked, not really waiting for an answer before she went up to one of them, and knocked. "Hello?" Said a small boy named Jimmy. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Jimmy froze in the most confused fan-boy spell ever. He fainted. "Are you okay? She said coming into his house. "Ooooh!!! You have nice stuff in here!" She complimented observing everything. "You guys have TV's! Ooooh! Is this a couch?" She bounced on it. "I think she won't have a hard time, will she?" Asked Applejack. They spread out like they were on a mission. "Maybe I can find that cute boy with the hat again." Twilight said to herself. Double D has so much game he doesn't even try. Double D gets mares bro! That's way better than getting bitches! "Whoa!" Said a deep female voice. "What the heck are these things?" It was Lee from the infamous Kanker sisters. Pinkie heard her as she stepped out of Jimmy's house. "Oh hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" She gave her the most overly happy smile ever. "This thing creeps me out..." Lee said. "Thing?" She said. "Creep?" Her mane straightened. "Did that actually just happen?" Said Murie. "Well..." Pinkie continued, apparently brushing off that snide remark. "I'll have to teach you a lesson on...partying..." She said rubbing her hooves together with a devilish smile. ..... About an hour later, Pinkie returned. "Where have you been?" Asked Rarity. "Places." She said. Rarity looked behind to see the Kanker's tied up in a knot with rope, and their mouths duct taped. Rarity backed away very....very slowly, and then darted behind Pinkie. "I've seen you do some weird things but...this just takes the cake." She said. "You mean, Pie?" Pinkie giggled. "Say, where's Twilight?" ....... "Awww...You're so adorable." Twilight said, apparently now in Double D's room. "Don't hurt me..." He said softly, almost in a whimper. He was tied up, and forced down. "What is the meaning of this?" "Let's just say, when I don't know how to control things, I become...crazy..." She said raising her eye brow in a seductive manner. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked. "Well....." She started. "I tied you up so we can read together, and you can't leave." AWW COME ON!!!! I mean uhh...Twilight said pulling out a book on the multi-verse theory. The day was filled with confusing events... The ponies went back to Ponyville through their improved portal machine. And the moral of the story is....Double D still gets Mares....SON!