Ed, Edd and Eddy, the Brony Chronicles.

by ianv64


Inventions and Stuff

"Double D!! Does this actually work?" Asked Ed shaking in excitement.

"Yes! It should. If we hit this button, we just have to stand in this circle and we'll be there!" Double D confirmed. Ed, Double D, and Eddy all got around the drawn circle next to this intricate machine Double D was able to build out of nowhere. Double D pushed the button. The machine powered up as planned. Electricity made the metal glow. The core of the machine lit up. And the portal was opened. They were pulled in, and seemed to vanish.

"Here we go guys!!!" Ed shouted. After a few seconds, the Eds opened their eyes in what seemed like unison.

"We're here!!" Ed yelled in excitement, jumping in pure anxiety. "I bet Scootaloo is ACTUALLY a chicken!!" He continued.

"Well, gentlemen, let's explore, shall we?" They ran in their signature Ed's way. Eddy in front running with his arms forward, Ed with his back somehow limping backward, and double D, jogging with his hands toward his chest.

"Ponyville!!" Ed shouted as a town became visible in the near distance, drawing closer as their pace progressed in speed. They stopped to catch their breath as they were near the first building. It looked like Sugarcube corner.

"Whoa!!" Said a familiar sounding frilly voice. "What are you guys?!" They looked behind them, seeing Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, hello there, Pinkie." Double D greeted. "I'm Double D, this is Ed, and Eddy. We're humans. We traveled here through a portal that I built. Nice to meet you."

"You talk funny." Pinkie added with a giggle. Double D smiled a little bit with a nervous demeanor.

"Oh boy, Eddy! We're actually here!!!" Ed could not contain his excitement. He ran through the town, leaving Eddy, and Double D behind.

"Ed!!" Eddy shouted, trying to catch up to him.

"Please wait!" Double D called following Eddy.

"Scootaloo!" Ed shouted as he saw the three filly ponies known as the cutie mark crusaders.

"Whoa, wait, what? Who are you?! What are you?" She asked somewhat frightened.

Ed picked her up and began to hug her like a teddy bear. "Pet the chicken, pet the chicken, pet the chicken." Sweetie Belle, and Apple bloom giggled to themselves watching as scootaloo became humiliated.

"What gives?!" She shouted to Ed, confused, and somewhat annoyed.

"Hmmm...They said you were a chicken..." Ed said somewhat disappointed.

"Oh, she's definitely a chicken." Sweetie Belle joked.

"Yeah, the biggest chicken ever!" Apple bloom egged on.

"Hey! I'm NOT a chicken!" Scootaloo called, looking back at the other two crusaders in annoyance.

"Aww. Denial is so cute!" Ed said, petting her, and embracing her as if she was his child.

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Later that day, Double D split up unexpectedly with the other two Ed's, and saw Twilight Sparkle.

"Whoa, what are you?" She asked in a confused, yet curious voice.

"Hello, I'm a human." Double D greeted. "I come from Earth. And in fact, I'm interested in many sciences, maths, and other studies as you are." Twilight perked her ears in interest. She didn't for a moment question how he knew she liked these things. Even though that's what would pop into anyone else's head at that moment.

"Oh...Well.....Do you want to come to the Library? I've got many books we can look at...and...study...." Awwwww shit!! Double D got game son!!!

Double D came out of the library afterwards in complete fright...

"I feel...so...violated." He walked away with a face like he had seen a ghost.

Soon enough, the Ed's met back together, and Double D got his remote, and transported them back to Earth.

"Well, gentlemen, I can definitely say today was great.....However, I'm mentally scarred for life..."