//------------------------------// // Good job, Twi! You broke the portal gun. // Story: My Little Portal- Friendship Is Science // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// "Alright, I will do this test." Twilight said, holding the portal gun with her magic. "Okie doki loki! Just don't break the portal gun." Pinkie said. "Pinkie, i'm not gonna break the portal gun- *crack* Um... I can fix this." "Good job, test subject 573458. You broke the nearly indestructible portal device." GLaDOS told her, slowly clapping. "I SAID I CAN FIX IT!" Twilight fiddled with the device, but ended up just breaking it in half. She threw it on the ground out of frustration and began stomping it with her hooves. "I don't think that's fixable." Applejack pointed out. GLaDOS sighed, and the room changed. Now they were in a small, square room with a brand new portal gun in the center. "Test subject 573458 is no longer aloud to use the portal device." GLaDOS said. "Quit calling me that!" Twilight snapped. "Of course, how rude of me, 573458." "..." "Now, on to testing, all of you!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The seven ponies, and Wheatly, finished five tests in less than an hour, only gaining minor injuries and migraines. "All right everyone, final test for the day, because I know how you lazy ponies hate being overworked. 573458 PUT THAT PORTAL GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW! Thank you. Sadly, this test is impossible, so make no attempt to solve it." GLaDOS told them. "Impossible? They said the Sonic Rainboom was impossible and I did it twice, the second time I didn't even go into a nose dive. So do not tell me this test is impossible." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Alright, go ahead an waste the rest of your short, sad lives trying to solve it. Meanwhile, I will be watching My Little Pony. I will make no attempt to explain it to you because the universe might explode." GLaDOS told them, and the theme song for My Little Pony played very quietly in the background. The test chamber had a see-through wall in the middle of it, which you could not walk through or shoot portals through. Above that, was just metal. For some odd reason, there was a 1x1 hole in the metal. The girls explored a little bit, and Fluttershy carried Wheatly with her. "Is anyone going to ask me?" He asked. Nopony answered him. Twilight tried to go around the wall, but just found herself in a room with a bunch of pipes and such in it. She looked around, but only found writing on a wall. The purple unicorn went closer, and read: The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie She stared at it in horror. "What, you think i'm an idiot? You honestly think I don't know that? GLaDOS is clearly trying to kill us, and you think that I do not know that the cake is a lie. I am no fool." Twilight spat. "So whoever you are, Mr. cake is a lie guy, thank you, for stating the obvious." Twilight said and stomped off. 5 minutes later. Pinkie Pie bounced into a room full of pipes and other junk. She looked around, not finding anything, when she noticed some writing on the wall. The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie Pinkie fell to her knees. "NO! WHY, DOUBLE RAINBOW ACROSS THE SKY, WHY!" She started sobbing loudly, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Pinkie, what are you- WHAT? WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?" She started crying next to Pinkie Pie, hugging her as if they were about to die. "What are you two crying about? The cake is right on the other side of the wall, and I think Twilight found a way in." Rarity told them. Rainbow Dash scrambled to her hooves. "Oh, yea. Right. Do try to behave yourself, Pinkie." Rainbow said and followed Rarity out of the room. Pinkie watched them leave. "Did she really just say that?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Alright, I think I understand. All I need to do is shoot a portal through that hole, and then one on the floor. We should land on the other side of the wall." Twilight told them. "Um, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you aren't allowed to use a portal gun." Wheatly said. "No one cares." "Alrighty then..." Twilight took the portal gun, and aimed at the hole, she was about the fire when a turret was placed behind her. "Hello!" The turret fired it's rounds at Twilight, and she dropped to the floor. Her friends looked at her body in horror. "I told her she can't use the portal gun." The voice of GLaDOS said. Pinkie gasped in shock. "BLOODY MURDER!"