Day One

by Miniscule Literary


BONUS: Alternate Ending!

We join our heroes in their epic final confrontation against the demented Queen Chrysalis. Celestia and what remained of the Elements of Harmony would fight to take back Ponyville, but it would seem that all was lost. With hostages and numbers on their side, the changelings had little to fear.

"Queen Christmas!" Celestia called as they approached, watching as the changelings parted to reveal their wicked queen. "Ponyville belongs to the ponies, its in the name and everything!"

"Princess Celery, you've finally joined us!" the evil queen of the changelings exclaimed with a harsh laugh, echoed by her many minions. "I don't have to listen to you! Queens are higher rank than Princesses!" she retorted as she pushed one changeling off the stairs with a hoof.

As the two played a vicious game of wits, David, the lone human in Equestria, cowered helplessly behind some crates. He was so tired of being picked on by his pretty pony neighbors. He just wanted those stupid changelings to die.

"Woah I can feel my fingers," Dave gasped as he felt a sudden surge of power. He had pushed past the mental and physical barriers preventing him from realizing his true potential as a real being inside a fictional world. It was like a lucid dream, except real but also not because its a cartoon. It was totally trippy.

"This is totally trippy!" Dan roared as he shot upward with a surge of energy. The ponies and changelings looked up with confusion, some scowling, some clearly jealous.

"Dude. Denny, I didn't know you could fly," Celestia declared as she watched him spiral gracefully in the sky above, her face twisted into a scowl. "I have wings and I can't fly."

"I have the power of a god!" Demetry yelled as he did a figure eight in the air arse-first. "I'm going to transform these changelings into a bar of soap."

The changelings gasped. "All of us?!"

"Every single one."

Dale began circling the changelings threateningly as the trail of sparks coming from his backside became blood red in color. The poor creatures watched on in terror.

"But we're a people of peace, Damion!" Queen Chrysalis cried in horror as she watched Derek circle ever closer to where they were standing.

"Woah," Donald gasped as he suddenly came to a stop. "Are you serious?"

"Yeah."

"Oh shit," Douglas cried as he slammed face-first into the ground, his hands grasping at his hair. "I've been such a dick."

"Yeah kinda," Chrysalis agreed, while Princess Celestia and her friends nodded along.

"How have I been so blind," Drew lamented as he slowly stood on his head. "I won't ever bother you again!"

And then he was a cactus.

THE END.