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// On The Rebound! 
// Story: A Whole New World 
// by Van50608 
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Chapter 6 On The Rebound!

My first thoughts as I was walking home was " Why is Applejack gay if she wanted to have a one night stand with a guy she met literally hours ago?" the idea just played over and over in my mind until I hit the house. No literally I ran nose first into the front door. And thought " Holy shit world can you possibly fuck up my world any more?!?" and then a ball of blue and stars ran into me.

I awoke to what I assume was about ten minutes to see Princess Luna looming over my head with a worried expression on her face. For the record being knocked out messes with your head and when she asked " Are you Ok?" I replied with " Derp?". 

I pretty sure after that she assumed I was fine and  magiked me up to my room and set me on the bed. It was only then I noticed how friggin soft this bed was and asked" Luna you designed my room right?". She nooses with a yes and I proceeded to ask" And what is this bed made of?" she giggled "Love". I was getting seriously tired of this and I asked in my most stern but quiet voice" No really what is it?" she relented and blushed and wispered " My feathers". 

My face then and there was something between: Da Fuck and Lol wat. So unread of looking like a dumb ass for awhile I relied and simply said "cool". after that we went downstairs and sat on the couch.

Though for awhile after that we sat in awkward scilence until I asked "You want to watch television?" she replied again with another nod 

I said " You don't talk much don't you?" She said in a quiet voice "My apologies we haven't been out much since the Nightmare incident". I said "Right didn't that work out to well because Anthony got drunk and pulled all the cloth of the table and pretended he was a ghost and passed out at in your hoofs?"

She said "Yes and how do you know that?" I replied with two simple words "Fan Fiction" she said  Tell me more about this so called Fan fiction". "Oh shit." I thought "Van you've done screwed the pooch  this time".

 I then got my shit together and said why don't I show you I pulled out my iPhone and brought up Equestria daily and went to the search bar and typed in Luna and the first thing that pulled up was the story Luna's socks and decided that I would read it to her. 

Reading that story. Best idea ever holy crap you should have seen how red her face was the whole story as bright as an apple. Damn that analogy made me sad oh well. But when I finished for the second time in the night we sat in pure awkward silence until I said "You would cute in socks" which achieved the desired result though thinking about the scientific process Twilight would be super duper proud of me. Yay. 

Speaking of Twilight she and Grant the stumbled through the door drunk as Irish men and Twilight yelled " I'm a Banana!" and then Grant yelled "Fuck yeah!" and they then both passed out onto the floor with a loud thud. 

After about five minutes of staring at them we decided to magic and carry since I still need magic lessons. God don't sent me to magic kindergarten please! Them up the stairs to Grant's room and put them down into bed with each other.

Luna then said "They look cute with each other don't you think?" I said in by best Butt head voice " Yeah especially when there drunk". And she giggled.

I joked and said "Ha how many giggle points do I receive?" she blushed and said "Not cool and hoofed me in the arm Hard" Me being invulnerable to pain said before we entered my room " Ha the fun has been doubled!" 

She said "Really you want to play rough? I'll show you how" and tackled me onto the bed. 

Wrestling with an immoral lunar Princess isn't fun that horn is really pokey. Soon we were worn out and I some how ended up under her and asked "You aren't going to molest me are you ?" she said "Mmmmmm only if you want to" with a side dish of blush. I said "Go for it and oh yeah don't let Marly onto the bed".

 A few hours later and a talk about Equestrian sexual protection we were laying beside each other panting and sweating like there was no tomorrow she said "Wow must have been saving that for awhile".

Again I replied with "Derp?" And then Said "Wait doesn't this mean were dating?" she said " Only If you get over that gay mare." I said "Deal".

We leaned in for a kiss but before I looked around to see if Granny Smith was behind me and then leaned in for what is now defiantly the most passionate kiss ever of all time.

We soon noticed that it was two in the morning and I was hungry. We trotted down the stairs and went into the kitchen and I decided to say "Luna will you make me a sammich?" she said "Why?" I tried pulling a trick that my mom always did. 

I said "I'll be you best friend." Apparently that was enough for her and decided that I should do something for her and put on the Assassins creed blade and said "Hey Lulu watch this." I popped my hoof back and a blade came out and scared her I then proceed to stick it in the mayo jar and spread it on the top piece of bread.

After what I can say was the best snack of my life we sat on the couch and began talking more about what my world was like. The people, my family, my friends, our culture, actors and comedy, music, and finally Marly. Soon after what felt like ten minutes and was actually two hours we were done.

I asked" Hey where is everpony else?". Just then Elliott, Cory, Graham, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie busted in the door and yelled " I'm a banana!" and passed out on the floor.

I said to Luna this is going to be a long night isn't it?