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// Operation Mistletoe 
// Story: Ponies FTW 
// by Ditzy_Hooves_1 
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"Okay...I am gonna do it." said Katie as she walked up the sidewalk up to Zach's house.
ding dong went the door bell.
Katie hung up the mistletoe right above to door, ready to have the kiss with Zach she waited for.
"grum grim grum grum" Zach mumbled as he walked up to the door and opened it.
Zach was too far away from Katie, so she went to plan B, she grabbed another mistletoe and as soon as Zach left the room,
she put it up. She was ready.
"Katie go ahead and help yourself to some cereal." said Zach from the hallway.
"thanks!" Katie said as she waited next to the hall.
Zach was ready too. He was going to block the kiss, he knew this would happen.
Zach was walking down the hall holding a pony, Katie was at the end of the hall with her eyes closed and ready for a kiss.
"AHHH!" said Twilight Sparkle as she was awoken by being kissed.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" laughed Zach as he put on a devilish smile.
"that is what you get for taking the shower before me, and yes, I can be an asshole to you even Sparkle.
"Zach! That wasn't nice!" Katie scolded, blushing.
"pfft, not nice? screw that, I AM NOT EVER GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND! get used to it Katie, were mother fucking opposites. You are all happy and cheery, and I'm all Evil and dark. I made you kiss a pony for chist's sake!" Zach shouted at Katie, as he motioned for twilight to go do the morning routine.
"but...I.....I...I thought we would be perfect together." Katie whimpered, as she stepped up to the door.
"No Katie I am an opposite.....I have no match....do I have to fucking spell it out?!"  Zach said angrily, as he watched Katie start to open the door.
Katie left, she was heart broken. She thought he was sorta mean, but deep down, he was a nice guy.
"Great, shes gone...well, what kind of cereal do you want sparkle?" asked Zach feeling a little better.
"why are you calling me Sparkle, what happened to "Twilight"..." asked Twilight as she walked into the kitchen.
"meh, sorry..." Zach replied feeling that she was going to ask him a dumb question.
"Zach, how did you meet, and why do you hate, Katie?" asked twilight gripping the spoon with her magic.
"............fine...we met in preschool, she was trying to get to know everyone. she wanted to have as many friends as possible.
she was walking up to me when I saw her, I introduced myself....she had a sparkle in her eye when she saw me...I could tell it didn't mean anything good. It was then when she tried to spend as much time with me as she could, I hated that. Why she would have a crush on me? I don't know, but in 6th grade, she asked me out to the special dance our school was having. I said no, because I had a date already, she used me though. I was alone after the first 10 minutes. I walked into the hallway and sat there for a while. Katie came and tried to ask what was up. I said nothing, and told her to go away. all the way through 7th and 8th grade she was trying to get me to love her, she gave me flowers, cards, all the crap that you get. and on valentines day, in 8th grade she even tried........" said Zach as he trailed off.
"she tried what?" asked Twilight as she walked into the living room.
"nothing....never mind...." said Zach as he walked into his room.
"also don't you dare try to get me and her together!" Zach shouted to Twilight.
Twilight didn't care she started formulating a plan to get them together.
her spell book was at Equestria, as was her lab, so what could she do?
she pondered and pondered, until she knew what to do.