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// "What is X-Mas?".... "Oh no." 
// Story: Ponies FTW 
// by Ditzy_Hooves_1 
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"Whats X-Mas?" asked a confused Twilight, as she read silently.
"X-Mas is the day people try to kill each other over toys and stuff to give to their kids..." said Zach as he grew more and more grumpy at the feeling of X-Mas coming up.
Indeed was X-Mas coming up, it was coming up like the sun in the morning. Zach "hated" X-Mas....but no one ever new why, usually it was full of "fun", and "gifts", and "cheer", but for Zach it was....
"I hate X-Mas its so dumb and annoying....its full of cheer, horrible, horrible, cheer!" said Zach as he walked into the kitchen to get a glass of milk.
"well why don't you celebrate by starting spring like we do where I'm from?" asked twilight curiously.
"....oh my god....we don't.....the seasons change themselves.....I probably should've told you that earlier" replied a grumpy Zach.
"Really!?" Exclaimed twilight in curiosity.
"Yes....really....." mumbled Zach as his mind wondered to the fact of how many ponies were in the room.
"wait.....SHIT!!!" yelled Zach as he darted out of the kitchen.
Zach ran into the garage, his room, the attic, the bathroom, and the living room, only to find that he couldn't find a zany pink pony anywhere. he was frantically running in and out of rooms, but no pony.
"HAVE YOU SEEN PINKIE????" asked Zach while looking everywhere for Pinkie.
"uh...yes....why?" asked Twilght, wishing she hadn't a seccond later.
"WHERE????" Asked Zach as he shook the lavender pony.
"Sheeeeeees innnnn thhhheeee baaaaackyaaaaard." Twilight said as she was shaken.
Zach ran out into the backyard only to find Pinkie, Confetti, and lots and lots of frosting.
"Oh.....My...God...." said Zach as he facepalmed.
"Good luck with that Zach" said Twilight as she sheepishly tried to sneak away.
"Don't..... move....Sparkle......." said Zach without turning around.
Zach walked up to Twilight and pushed her outside, tossed a bucket, and put a vacuum cleaner outside and shut the door.
"Clean up then you can come in, okay? Zach said just before walking into his bedroom to play his limited edition X-Box 360.
Soon after they cleaned up Twilight let them in, and they walked up to Zach.
"what?" asked Zach, still a little mad about Pinkie's mess.
"I'm sorry" said Pinkie, with her hair deflated.
"So?" Zach asked, pausing the game he was on.
"What" asked a curious Twilight.
"Do you wish to join me?" asked Zach pointing at a controller with a pink P on it.
"SURE!" replied Pinkie, as she tried once more to get the hang of using a controller.
"what about me?" asked Twilight looking for her controller.
"here." Zach said handing Twilight a controller.
Twilight used her magic to pick up the controller and started to play.
"Well this is nice...but I think I'm kinda warming up to the ponies....heh whatever." Zach thought to himself.