Celestia stood over the crowd, observing all the of loyal subjects that had gathered today for her speech. he beemed down at the thousands who were waiting for her to talk.
"I thank you all, my little ponies, for showing up today. And now, without further ado, I shall present my speech."
Celestia cleared her throat.
"Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West."
Everypony was dumbfounded. A blonde maned stallion with a Nirvana cutiemark came everywhere.
"Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West." Celestia smiled down at everypony, smiling. Slowly, one by one, they began to clap. Soon, it was a riot of love for their princess and her everlasting insight.
Twilight Sparkle sat behind her, slowly shedding tears of happiness. "That... was... beautiful."