You are Celestia and you are quite scared. Very shortly after having Anonymous freed from his banishment, he approached you. His bony finger pointed at you as he proclaimed.
A ”If that horn comes with in 1 foot of me, I will snap it off and implant it in your ass.”
You do not want a horn in your ass, let alone your own horn in your ass.
“I’m terribly sorry Anonymous, I was just trying to protect my children.”
He doesn’t say anything, he just turns and walks away.
“Anonymous, where are you going?”
Nothing. Not even acknowledgement.
“Anonymous where will you go?”
Still nothing. He must be really mad. Oh what have you done.
You start to walk to catch up to him, but Luna stops you and tells you it would be better if she did. She takes her leave behind Anonymous and you go sit and think of ways to get Anonymous to forgive you.
You are Luna, and you can’t wait to talk to Anonymous. After stalking him walking for about 5 minutes you end up in the gardens. He is just sitting there head in hands, looking over the horizon.
“Anonymous, I wish to speak with you. It is about your freedom.”
A ”I don’t know who you are, please leave me alone.”
That kind of hurts, but you understand. You just need to explain yourself.
“Anonymous, I am Luna, Celestias sister.”
A ”Don’t touch me, I don’t want to go back there!” He scurries away from you frightened.
“No Anonymous, I must explain myself, I am the reason you are out of there. I reasoned with her.”
He looks at you with disbelief then, he charges at you. You are rather frightened, until it hits you. Two large arms wrap around your neck as he grips you in a hug. You feel your blush coming on.
A ”I can’t thank you enough, do you have any idea how much it hurt getting set in stone? It’s indescribably painful.”
You truly feel sorry for him; you understand how rash your sister can be. 1000 years is not something easily forgotten.
“I understand my sister can be rash at times Anonymous, but you must forgive her, she was only trying to keep Equestria safe.”
A ”It’s going to take some time for that Luna, the second I meet her, she pulls me into my subconscious, makes me relive sad memories, then turns me to stone.”
A ”Her harm to me has far outdone her good.”
Celestia didn’t tell you about the whole subconscious thing, She has seriously messed up with him.
“As I said, I am terribly sorry for what she put you through, but it would be better for you if you just forgave her. If not, you will see why.”
He looks intrigued, but shakes it off and starts talking.
A ”So why did you break me out?”
“As I said, I know how rash my sister can be, she has done some things to me…”
A ”Like?”
You were expecting that, but you didn’t really want to answer.
“I was sent to the moon for 1000 years. But it was for a good reason, I was rebellious and I needed to be stopped.”
A ”That’s insane!”
“Please stop yelling Anonymous, it wasn’t that bad, I t gave me some time to think.”
A ”It’s still not right. No one should have to be alone for that long.”
“Believe me, it was torture being by myself for all that time. But I certainly won’t doing that again anytime soon.”
A “So, where am I going to be staying?”
“Well, I’m sure I can find somewhere to stick you.”
He looks at you, with a weird look, and then starts laughing.
“Oh no, that came out wrong, I meant I could find somewhere for you to stay in the castle for now.” You say over a rather heavy blush.
A ”Don’t worry about it Luna, but yeah it would be nice to have somewhere to lay my head, and maybe some food would be nice too.” He says grabbing his stomach
“Yes I understand, follow me” You lead him to the dining hall.
After you get him seated and a waiter arrives, you make your leave to go secure him a room. When you approach Celestia to ask where he can stay she looks awful. Hair flowing in every which direction and a crooked smile on her face.
“Sister, is something wrong?”
C ”NOTHING AT ALL” She cackles at you then turns and goes over to a desk covered in parchment and crumpled up balls of paper.
“Sister, we need somewhere for Anonymous to stay for the night. Could you secure him a room please?”
C ”NOT A PROBLEM”
“Right… well, I’ll leave you to whatever it is you’re doing.
You are Anonymous and right now a bowl of flowers and grass is sitting in front of you.
“Excuse me sir, what is this?”
The waiter who seems almost scared that he has offended you mutters “It’s a daisy salad with wheat grass. Is it not to your taste?”
You open your mouth and point to your canine teeth and he has a dumbfounded look on his face.
?”I understand, are you a carnivore?”
“Omnivore, but do you have any steak or pork?”
?”How does a porterhouse with lemon glaze sound?”
“Fantastic, what do you have along the line of drinks? Actually, water would be nice.”
?”Right away sir, anything else?”
“Just your name.”
J ”Jarvis, your food shall be out soon sir.
“Thank you Jarvis, have a wonderful evening.”
And with that he makes his leave. He seemed to have a small spring in his step. While you sit and wait for your food to arrive you take in the scenery, you hadn’t noticed until now, but this room was huge. There was gold lining on everything, and stained glass adorning the walls and ceiling dictating lots of stories. You see a rather large mural on the glass depicting the same 6 ponies that imprisoned you in stone blasting discord. While you are marveling at how ponies were able to stain glass you take notice to the culinary masterpiece placed In front of you.
A large thick cut of meat smothered in a thin lemon zest, with a side of chive mashed potatoes. A meal fit for a king. You look over to your new friend and extend a hand to him. He looks puzzled at first, but then he extends a hoof to meet yours and you shake it vigorously.
“Jarvis, my good man, this looks delicious. Give my compliments to the chef. Oh, and thank you for serving me.”
J ”It’s my pleasure Mr…”
“Anonymous, but you may call me Anon.”
He looks at you as if you are the first person to ever hold a conversation with him.
”Thank you Anon, pleasure serving you.” And with that, he makes his leave, smile in tote.
Leaving you to your glorious meal, well, that was until Luna showed up.
L ”Hello Anonymous, how is your meal? Is it satisfactory?”
“Well, I had to get it changed at first, but now it looks delicious.”
She looks over it at first in horror, but changes quickly to a bland almost forced look. You flash her the canines and she processes it for a second.
”Oh, you are a carnivore?”
Why does everyone think you are a fucking carnivore?
“Nope, plants and animals for me, but I prefer meat.
L”This is somewhat of a surprise to me, but it doesn’t bother me in the least, I have had a few meat eating friends.”
“Cool, so did you secure me a bed for the night?”
She is nervous, this you can tell.
”Yes, of course, I’ve got your bed on lockdown.”
You chuckle and she stammers for a bit, ending with a light forced laugh. It is at this time you realize you do not have a knife to cut into this with. Hmm, options are either hunt down Jarvis or poof one from the void.
“Hey Luna, did you see that piece of art over there?”
You point off into the distance and when she looks away *Poof* a knife suitable for a god spawns in your grip. Luna looks back at you none the wiser as you are slicing through the steak like a hot knife through warm butter.
”What piece are you talking about Anonymous?”
“Ah, never mind. I was just seeing things.”
She just shakes it off and proceeds to make small talk. In between mouthfuls of steak and potatoes you reply to her petty banter and occasionally through in jokes. When your meal is done you excuse yourself from the table and make your leave, one dark blue alicorn in tow.
She tells you to follow her and she leads you down a large corridor with doors on either side for a large distance before stopping at no one in particular and knocking on the door. After 6 knocks and no answer she opens it and leads you inside. It’s a large room with gratuitous amounts of furniture and decorations. A bed that rivaled the size of the flat you were living in before you were transmitted here. In the far left corner lied a mirrored room with an empty wardrobe placed to the right of it. You make your way to the bathroom and crack open the door.
This was quite possibly the most beautiful bath you have ever seen. An arrangement of soaps and cloths lined the walls, surrounding a scarlet bathtub coated in elegant designs laced in gold trim. You turn back to Luna and thank her in the form of a hug. She hugs back for once, she must be stating to become accustomed to your disregard for personal space.
“Thank you Luna, but if you don’t mind I would like to get cleaned up and get some rest.”
L ”Oh no, I completely understand. I will be on my way and will visit you tomorrow afternoon.”
“Goodnight Luna.”
She turns and smiles softly before exiting the room.
You turn on the water and find a comfortable temperature before applying a bubble mixture and climbing in and letting the warm water melt your mind away. After you are nice and pruned up you exit the warm comforting water and entering the cold night air, instantly regretting the decision.
Once you are dried off you make your way for the bed and dive in.
These are the softest fucking sheets you have ever experienced. It’s like they harvested the softness of 1000 puppies and compacted it into a blanket. As soon as your head hits the pillow, your mind hits the wall going over the day that had just passed. Getting mind fucked by Celestia, getting turned into a statue, gaining magical powers, eating a awesome steak, then the orgasmic shower.
Weird day for sure. As your mind numbs you slip into the darkness of slumber. You are alerted by the familiar soothing voice that is Discord.
D ”Anonymous, now that you are back in the real world, I need you to do your part of the job.’
“And what is that?”
D ”Become stronger so you can break me from this hell.”
“That shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll give it a try.”
D ”You must hurry Anon, Time is of the essence.”
And as soon as he came, he is gone, leaving you to your dreams.