Today I saw some crazy things. It all started out with me, walking over to the school for my day of learning from the most wonderful, awesomest teacher, Miss Cherilee.
Then Rainbow Dash came down and in her cool like manner said “Hey Scootaloo. Wanna go see me do some awesome tricks and cheer me on.”
Me being the president of the Rainbow Dash fan club, I had to say yes to her since she is my idol. Plus I get to watch my awesome idol do some crazy tricks that makes all the Wonderbolts jealous.
“YES! I-I-I mean, yea…sure. That’s cool” I had to act cool in front of her because she only hangs out with cool ponies who save the world from evil beings and going all fanfilly on her is not cool.
So she took me into a clearing near the Everfree forest and performed the most coolest, most radical, and the most craziest stunts that anypony can see. I had to look away from her, since ponies who stare at her awesomest too long will go blind from it. Also, a pegasus was flying by and watched her do those tricks and screamed “I’M BLINDED BY HER AWESOMENESS!”
On the sidelines while she was doing the tricks, I was cheering her on and whistling to encourage her to do more awesome tricks that can potential blind me.
Then all of a sudden a Manticore came out of the forest. It was all “GRRR! I’m a manticore I like to eat fillies and ponies for breakfast. GRRR!”
I was like “Oh my gosh a manticore is going to eat us!” but Rainbow Dash was like, “Only one manticore…this shouldn’t take long.” In her usual cocky self.
So Rainbow Dash got into an epic fight with the manticore. The manticore kept attacking by she was too fast for her. She was like, WOOSH whenever she dodge an attack and when she attacked it she was like, BAM or, or SLAM! The manticore didn’t stand a chance.
The manticore was like. “I give up. You are just too awesome for me to handle.” And she was like “Nopony can handle my awesomeness…not even the Princess” I was all fanfilly over here since she was so awesome and save me from being the next meal of that vicious manticore.
I went up to her and said “Rainbow Dash that was the most coolest, the most awesomest, and the most bravest thing that I have seen anypony done…I-I-I mean…that was cool.” I kept forgetting that going all fanfilly over her is not cool and I have to keep this act up so I can stay by her side.
Then, a group of ponies came over to Rainbow Dash and asked “Rainbow Dash there is a giant tornado that is coming our way and is about to hit our house. We need you awesome skills and abilities to help save our precious house.”
She was like “Easy as pie.” Then Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere and said “I like Pie” before disappearing again into…whereever Pinkie Pie disappears too. It’s Pinkie Pie for crying out loud. Not even the scientist can figure out how she does it. Rainbow dash just ignored her and claimed that it was just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie pie.
So Rainbow Dash, me, and the group of ponies run over to the area and see the biggest tornado ever approaching the house. Inside the house were foals, elderly ponies, puppies, kittens, and Pinkie Pie because apparently the ponies just moved in and she was throwing them a welcome party.
So Rainbow Dash started to fly around the entire tornado, backwards, at speed so fast that all you can see is a giant blur and the only way for a pony to see it is if they slow down time but even then you wouldn’t be able to see her.
So, Rainbow dash spun around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, until the hurricane just disappears. All the ponies were cheering for her and were saying “Rainbow Dash you’re so awesome,” “I wish I was as cool as you,” and “I want to marry her and have her babies” although that last one kinda freaked me out since that was a mare who said it…and Rainbow Dash is a…
Anyway they threw a party for her since she is so awesome but the party was crashed because these weird Alien like creature came from outer space. They were walking on their two hooves and were all green like and had giant black dots for their eyes. They didn’t have any mouths. Well the aliens were not friendly since they demanded “You must take us to your leader or we will zap you with our lasers” and we were all freaking out because they were going to zap us with their lasers but Rainbow Dash was calm. She was all “You can take the leader over my dead body!” and bucked one of the aliens in a place that would hurt a lot…I think? I wasn’t sure on where the alien’s body parts are but I know it hurt since he was on the ground in pain.
The aliens didn’t like the fact that one of their kind was bucked so they started shooting their laser at Rainbow Dash but she was too fast. She was all ZIP and they aliens were all “pew, pew, pew, pew,” but rainbow kept dodging their laser and manage to buck each one of them. They were so afraid of Rainbow Dash that they ran into their space ship and flew off to whatever alien planet they came from.
Princess Celestia saw the whole thing happen and landed right next to us. She said to Rainbow Dash “Rainbow dash for being so brave and courageous and awesome in the face of danger that I am going to give you this medal for saving Equestria from the alien species.”
Then the Wonderbolts flew and was all “Rainbow Dash you are by far the coolest and most awesome pony to ever live and we would like you to join the Wonderbolts.” Rainbow Dash said yes and became the next Wonderbolt as well as their captain.
Then a news pony with his news crew who apparently have been following us the entire time, came up to Rainbow Dash and spoke to her, “ You just saved this filly from a manticore, saved a family of ponies with foals, puppies and kittens from a tornado, and saved all of Equesria from an intergalactic race of alien beings. What are you going to do next?”
Rainbow Dash said “I am going to take Scootaloo to school,” So she did…
“…and that is how I ended up being late to class.” Scootaloo told Miss Cherilee then giving her an innocent smile.
Cherilee wasn’t happy with Scootaloo’s answer. Apparently, Scootaloo was late to class for the fifth time in the past month and has been making up these crazy excuses involving her and Rainbow Dash
Cherilee sighs, “Scootaloo, that is just another made up lie. This is the fifth time you are late to class in the past month. For that, I am going to give you detention so you can learn to come to class on time and tell the truth.”
Scootaloo wasn’t happy. “I was telling the truth!”
“Of course you were, because an intergalactic species of aliens exist somewhere in the universe.” She said sarcastically
“But…but…but”
“No more buts,” Cherilee tells Scootaloo She gives her a pencil and paper to make her write, “ I will never lie and come to school on time” 100 times on a piece of paper.
Meanwhile outside, Rainbow Dash has been waiting for Scootaloo to come out of school.
“Where is that filly? School ended an hour ago.” Rainbow Dash impatiently says.
A couple minutes later, Scootaloo comes out of the building with her head down. Rainbow Dash picking up on her sadness and asks, “What happen, did she believe the story she told you.”
“No she didn’t. She told me that all of that couldn’t happen and that if I come in late for class, she will give me detention for the rest of the month.”
Rainbow Dash was flabbergasted, “What, how isn’t that true when I have a claw from the manticore…” Rainbow dash pulls out a manticore claw that was hung around her neck, “ …and the puppy from the house…” Rainbow Dash picks up the puppy that she saved from the fire. “…and the medal that Princess Celestia gave me from saving Equestria!”
Scootaloo facehoofs, “I forgot to tell her about the claw and the puppy.”
“Well it doesn’t matter!” Rainbow Dash exclaims, “We can still go out and searched for treasure with Daring Doo in that temple.”
Scootaloo cheers up at her idols energetic mood. “Alright, Let us go hunt some treasure!”
So Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo go to the temple with the adventurous Daring Doo to find the hidden treasure…until a group of hydras come out an attack the group…but that is another awesome story for another time.