//------------------------------// // F.U.N // Story: My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic // by Ultimauser50 //------------------------------// ‘Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties.’ The lights go off as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover’ ‘Huh?! What’s this?’ The doors and windows are quickly covered by metal panels. “Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?” asks Mr.Krabs. “Down there, sir!” Squidward points to a krabby patty that’s bouncing to the door. ‘*gasp* There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress!’ The krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door and it makes it escape. ‘There can only be one culprit: Plankton!’ “Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win!” said Plankton laughing evily. “He got away, sir.” “Nooooo!” “What’s wrong guys?” asks Pinkie Pie walking up to the three. “It’s Plankton! He’s finally stolen my secret recipe!” said Mr.Krabs sitting on the floor. “Don’t worry Mr.Krabs. He hasn’t taken it yet! Because he has yet to escape…” SpongeBob rips off his skin to reveal, himself. While Pinkie Pie ripped off her fur to reveal her super hero costume. Her costume was just Pinkie Pie in a red mask, blue cape, and blue pants. “SpongeBob and the Pink Menace! Let’s go SpongeBob!” “Right!” Later SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie peek out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand and hoof. Soon they catch a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd. “A-ha!” They both shout as they chase it behind some buildings. “Hey!” Shouts SpongeBob as the krabby patty flies up with a propeller. “Tartar sauce! What now?” “Never fear SpongeBob, for the Pink Menace is never without proper equipment.” Pinkie Pie moves her cape to revel a tiny square is on her back, soon a pole rises out of the square and two propellers extract and begin spinning rapidly. Soon Pinkie Pie begins floating and SpongeBob grabs onto her hooves and they fly after the krabby patty to the top of a building. “Ok, that’s far enough! Huh?” Shouts SpongeBob as the patty jumps off building. “Double tarter sauce!” SpongeBob then gets an idea. “Hey Pink Menace, take my spare Krusty Krab hat.” SpongeBob hands her his spare hat but Pinkie Pie looks at it confused. “Huh? How will this help?” “Watch.” SpongeBob blows air into his hat like a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. “Oooh, I get it!” Pinkie Pie does the same thing and bounces after SpongeBob. The two bounce off the ground towards the krabby patty and they bounce past a cowboy and a cowgirl. “Yeehaw!” The patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on. SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie then stop in front of the patty. “Have you seen a Krabby Patty?” asked Pinkie Pie. “It’s about this tall and...” Both SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie look up and reads the sign 'MAGIC SHOP' “Wow, a magic shop!” Pinkie Pie shouted excitedly. “Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, 'If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true.'” Plankton removes the krabby patty. “Argh! I can’t take it!” “Plankton! It’s you!” yells SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie. “Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn’t fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser.” Plankton begins to cry and SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie pat him on his tiny back. “Aww, cheer up Plankton. We think you’re a winner.” “Wh-what did you say?” “I said, we think you’re a...” A bunch of ponies run up and point at Plankton. “Loser!” Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant. “How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Equestria, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!” said Squidward shaking his tentacle fist. “Yeah, and for running you out, we’re going to make these kids honorary town rookies of the day.” said Mayor Mare putting a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie. For they are jolly good rookies, for they are jolly good rookies, for they are jolly good rookies... Everyone throws SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie into the air. “I’ll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn’t be such a meanie.” SpongeBob said to Pinkie Pie. “Or two.” she said smiling. “Pinkie, you’re a genius.” As SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie come down, they stop singing and leave them. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant. “A customer?” Plankton opens the door with a towel over his tiny arm. “Our special today is chum...” Plankton notices its SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie at the door “...balaya.” “Hi, Mr. Plankton.” greeted SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie. “Haven’t the two of you degraded me enough for one day?” “No. I mean...we want you to come out and play with us.” “Wha?” “Play with us.” clarified Pinkie Pie. “You two know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?” Plankton asked with interest in his voice. “No, but we like to go...” Plankton closes the door on them and walks back into his lab. “Those naïve morons! How long must I suffer this?” “You’re not letting them leave, are you? Can’t you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!” “Elaborate.” Karen shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob. “Befriend the SpongeBob, and that pink pony too to really sell the deception. Then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!” “Take the Krabby Patty?” Plankton quickly runs back to the door. “Get moving genius, don’t em’ him get away.” Plankton opens the door and sees that SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are still standing there. “Playing at the park with our friends.” “Alright, you two, I’ll play your little game.” “Great!” SpongeBob grabs Plankton and puts him on Pinkie Pie’s back and they run off. “Last one to the park is a rotten clam!” At the park SpongeBob is holding a durian. “So, I toss the durian to Pinkie Pie and then she tosses it to you.” “And?” “At that point you throw it back to me and then I throw it back to SpongeBob. But be careful, these types of durians explode after being tossed around for so long, so make sure you’re not holding it when it goes off!” “Really?” Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with durian bombs. “All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!” “It’s not about winning, it’s about fun!” “What’s that?” “Fun is when you...fun is...it’s like...it’s kinda...sort of like a... what is fun?” “I think it would be best explained through a song!” “I couldn’t agree more Pinkie.” F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all! Down here in the town of ponies! F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors when you- “Plankton!” Pinkie Pie interrupted. “Those things aren’t what fun is all about.” “She’s right, do it like this.” F is for friends who do suff- “Never! That’s completely idiotic!” “Here let me help you.” said Pinkie Pie grabbing Plankton by his tiny arms getting him to dance. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! “Try it!” N is for anywhere at anytime at all Down here in the town of ponies! “Wait! I feel all tingly inside…should we stop?” “No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel.” “Yeah Plankey! It’s not a bad feeling!” “Good! Because I like it! Let’s do it again!” “Okay!” F is for frolic through all the flowers U is for ukulele N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and grass licking, here with my best buddy Mr.Krabs who is looking through a telescope, watches SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie play with Plankton. “Arr, Mutiny.” Later at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes. “And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then Pinkie Pie swallowed a coconut whole! It was amazing!” “Sounds like fun.” “Well the really fun part was when we...” “Where’s the Krabby Patty?” “The what?” Karen shows a krabby patty on her computer screen. “The Krabby Patty, remember?” “You can’t rush these things you know.” “You’re forgetting about the mission!” Her screen then shows a formula. “What are you talking about?” “You’re going native, Plankton! Look at yourself!” A metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like SpongeBob's. “What? ” “Oh, that isn’t enough proof for you? Well, look here!” Karen turns Plankton around and shows that he has Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark tattooed on his back. Later at the Krusty Krab. “I haven’t seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.” “Who knows? Maybe he’s changed.” “Who knows? I think you knows!” Mr.Krabs shows a picture of him, Pinkie Pie, and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN.” “He’s changed, I tell you!” Plankton and Pinkie Pie enters the Krusty Krab. “SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo!” both Pinkie Pie and Plankton call out. SpongeBob runs over to the two. “Plankton-buddy! Pinkie-buddy! Let’s go! I forgot this is a no friend zone.” “SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie may I speak to the two of you in private.” Mr.Krabs turns to Plankton. “You won’t mind if I set this here, will you?” He puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him as the three make there way to the kitchen. “What’s this all about, Mr. Krabs?” “He’s a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he’s...” “Why can’t you just accept our friendship?” “Yeah! Is it that hard to believe we’re friends?!” “Yes it is Pinkie! You don’t believe it because, like SpongeBob, you’re too naïve to understand. He’s just after me recipe. I’ll prove it to the two of you.” Mr.Krabs walks up to Plankton. “Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.” “Oh, yes, but I’m saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.” “Uhh...suit yourself.” Mr.Krabs walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton and uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton. SpongeBob turned off the fan and picks up Plankton. “We’ve had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs!” “Yeah! Come on guys, let’s get out of here.” said Pinkie Pie as the three made there way out the door. “Maybe the lads were right. Maybe Plankton’s gone straight.” The plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard. “Or maybe parasprites will fly out of my pants!” Mr.Krabs takes the register boat and paddles to the movies. “Hold on there laddies, I’m a-comin’!” At the movies SpongeBob Pinkie Pie and Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are enjoying there popcorn while also giving popcorn to Plankton. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits in Plankton's seat, squishing him. “I sure like sequels, guys.” “Me too! What about you Plankey?!” Pinkie Pie sees Bubble Bass in Planktons spot. “Hey Bubblebass, you’re sitting on our friend!” Bubble Bass doesn’t move he only gets comfortable in his seat. “Don’t worry Pinkie, I have an idea.” SpongeBob whispers as he fills his hand with popcorn. “Hey Bubble Bass!” SpongeBob throws the popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it. “Thanks for that, friends.” “Sure thing, pal.” “Listen up!” shouts Mr. Krabs as his shadow is on the movie screen. “Mr. Krabs?” said SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie in unison. “He’s deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he’s got!” The ponies reach in their husbands pockets and takes out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off. “You too, kids!” SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a krabby patty. Causing both him and Pinkie Pie to gasp in horror. “I can’t believe this!” said Pinkie Pie. “It’s not what you think.” “What is it then? What do you see here?” said SpongeBob. “I...I don’t see anything.” At this point SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are crying. “How can you not see it?” they both ask. Plankton then starts tearing up. “Ok, ok, I see it! It’s a Krabby Patty, ok? I couldn’t help it!” “But we sang the F.U.N. song!” said Pinkie Pie. “I think I’m gonna be sick.” said SpongeBob holding his stomach. “How long?” asked Pinkie Pie. “How long what?” “How long were you planning on doing this?” said SpongeBob holding Plankton in his hands. “Tell us!” Plankton breaks down crying. “What?” “Alright, it’s true! I tricked you both into getting the Krabby Patty! But then you both showed me the magic of friendship! And now I realize, that’s all I ever really wanted.” “Really?” asked SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie. Plankton then grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen. “No, not really. Being evil is too much fun!” Plankton runs off laughing evilly. “Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart.” said the pony on the screen as Plankton rips through the screen causing the light to click on. “Mr. Krabs, he’s gone. He got the patty. He won.” “Ho-ho, no he didn’t, SpongeBob! Don't you two know what’s behind these screens? Solid concrete!” Mr.Krabs laughs as Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs then takes the krabby patty. “We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs. We thought Plankton had changed.” “Yeah, we’re really sorry.” “Don’t blame him, lads. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let’s go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh ones on me!” “Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!” said SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie jumping for joy. “Well, maybe on a discount.” Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass's jellybeans. As Bubble Bass reaches for Plankton he runs around his hand so he doesn't get caught. Screaming in terror.