Bucking Idiot
Epilogue
Spoilers
Twilight sparkle had intended to get Dashie drugged using Bonbon chocolates and impregnate her with their daughter. Twilight does love Dashie and had thought that this would get her to consent. Her mistake was that she started eating them first herself.
Twilight modified one of Arthtrotts epithelial stem cells with her and his DNA she had intended this to guaranty 100% success, (look up "Dolly the sheep") in case Dashie was not fertile at the time, and would try to back out during her fertile period.
Twilight had not realized Arthtrott was male and so has missed the opportunity to have the colt that she had longed for but thought she could never have.
Dashie is the jealous type, also, Twilight would never knowingly cheat on her as her love.
Dashie, as a butch, is not interested in becoming pregnant as this would ruin her image.
Dashie was avoiding Twilight as it had been her period of highest fertility for the month.
Twilight is a femme and normally would carry the foal but she is the unicorn.
Dashie cannot magically impregnate Twilight as she cannot cast the spell herself.
Twilight has not told Arthtrott the name of their filly, and has yet to tell him he is pregnant.
Bonbon is using her truffles to keep Lyra from straying, as Lyra is both an alcoholic and bisexual.
The chocolates contain no alcohol and rely solely on magic so as to keep Lyra from dying with liver cancer and/or cirrhosis.
Bonbon intends to use Lyra to get herself pregnant soon.
Octavia is already pregnant with DJ Pon3's child.
The lounge/night club, that Arthtrott had tried to access, is the one in ponyville that "Lunaughty" had found. it is strictly a female gay bar. But Arthtrott is going to get special permission from the mayor mare, he'll be using that horn spell on her next. No not the conception one.
He should not have swished his tail to reveal himself to the bouncer as a male. He is an idiot-savant, and sometimes misses the obvious.
Arthtrott is an artificer infiltrator class male: He is disguised to look like a butch female to gain access to his primary target; femme females. His secondary target; butch females good luck with that.
Twilight is a special class called a Sorcerer/Wizard. As a sorcerer she is much more powerful and as a Wizard her spell range is vast. She is more powerful than Celestia and Luna are, but, she has yet to realize this.
Only Twilight, Celestia or Luna are powerful enough to get a stallion pregnant.
Not coincidentally He will eventually bare Luna an alicorn colt but that wont be for a while yet.
The Equestrian sun is an orange-yellow star class K1V, ~.9 solar masses, 12 billion year lifespan.
Luna is using a singularity to gravity lens the moon and stars to make them look bigger.
their moon is in an orbit 300000 miles away from Equestria. The singularity(small black hole) is located in a neutral gravity point between Equestria and it's moon at 200000 miles approx., with a periodicity synchronized to the moon's. Theirs is twice the size of our moon and is in fact a small planet almost the same size as mars ("1000 year exile- How luna survived")
Equestria moon is in a superior orbit from their sun and cycles above and below it's orbital horizon and slightly behind Equestria's orbit preventing eclipses unless Luna intervenes.
Neither Celestia nor Luna actually control the sky they are simply using the same spell Pinkie used on Arthtrott, only on a planetary scale. It can only affect one half of the planet surface at a time though This makes the moon and sun appear to stop in the sky.
A Day on Equestria is 16 hours long, normally.
Only a stallion/mare can magically conceive colts as well as fillies. mare/mare shippings can only have fillies (no 'y' chromosomes).
Arthtrott will remain a virgin forever now that he knows about that horn trick/thing or does that count? He is also going to have to schedule a ceserean section for himself. and then again in about five years time, and the scar is going to itch. (you do the crime you do the time)
Arthtrott is an ammature physicist/philosopher. Brain injury prevented him from being a particle physicist and mechanical engineer, and also wrecking his spelling, punctuation and diction.
All female members of Arthtrotts extended family are femme/butch females and all males are rogue/ scoundrel/ infiltrators they rely on their charm. All members are in heterosexual relationships.
Charm also contains begging crying and whining, sorry Arth.
All family members speak two or more languages. Extended family member "same".
Famous infiltrators include Michael Bouble, Michael Landon(deceist), Legolas(Orlando Bloom) Sting, Rod Steward and, David bowy, and others, too numerous to mention.
Arthtrott's singing voice range is baritone to castrato (look it up ewwww.) and is superior to many opera singers. Arthtrott's favorite singers are: K. D. Lang, Celeen Dione, Barbara Strisand, Michael Bouble, Sting, David bowie, Katie Perry("Last Friday Night", "Equestria Girls" PMVs), Carole Pope. All females gay, all males infiltrators. He does not like Michael Jackson's songs even though he can sing them all in the same key ewwwwwwww.
All bronies Love Femme(lesbian)fiction as do most men.
Moar updates as they come to me. yay.