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// Nokia vs Mjolnir 
// Story: My little Avengers: Loki strikes, again 
// by Midnight-walker 
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“So, you are that monster’s brother” said Discord floating in front Thor while he doesn’t seems surprised about Discord’s apparition.
“How are you demon?”
“My name’s Discord if you didn’t know that. Yes I’m with the monster you call brother. You know” said Discord vanishing and appearing over Thor “Your brother have talk to me about you, specially the parts where you stolen his childhood and crushed his dreams to become a ruler like he deserves. Don’t you think you have held that hammer for too long? That burden over your shoulders must be a heavy responsibility for you”.
“I won’t fall into your dirty tricks demon, I know perfectly how dangerous can be my brother’s friends”.
“I'm not trying to convince you to leave. I'm just trying to know the creator of such a monster as your brother. His madness is your entire fault. If you haven’t hogging all the attention and spend a little time with him talking about his feelings he could grow as a good person don’t you think?”
“Shut up monster, you won’t torment me with your forked tongue”.
“The only monster worst than you is then you is the monster that is attacking Canterlot in this moment”
“SILENCE” yells Thor lashing out Mjolnir against Discord’s face, only traversing the nothingness.
“That was rude”.
“And there’s more from it comes” said Thor bracing Mjolnir for more lashing.
“I knew you should try to use that, so I bring this” and with a grin, Discord summoned from the nothingness a stick with a nokia 3360 stick in the extreme.
“What in the name of Odin is that?”
“It’s just something that I call: the Mjolnir’s end”.
“In that case, let’s see if that can face the real Mjolnir” and lashing out Mjolnir for second time, but this time Discord was fastest and block Thor’s impact with his hammer, causing Mjolnir bounce like if it were hit against the hardest of the metals “What kind of sorcery is this, demon?”
“Oh, just something I call: absolutely indestructibility. And now fight aasgardian, if you have bravery enough”.
And with those words, Thor lashed out Mjolnir for third, fourth, five and eleventh time against Discord, but he could easily block all the impacts with the same easiness that a fly with a tennis racket.
Thor tries to send rays against Discord, but he blocks them with a movement of his hammer. Discord didn’t give time for leave Thor thinks in a strategy, because when he wasn’t blocking impacts he uses his hammer for lash against Thor with the same strength as him.
“You lose your time fighting against me” said Discord once he cloned itself in lots of illusions.
“In this moment your mortal friends are been defeated by our minions” 
“Don’t you think those mortals have abuse from your protection and cares you bring them?”
“I just don’t get why you keep protecting that humanity you talk so much. They are just lambs waiting for the slaughter house, following a fake leader that claims power without any recognition”.
“Yes, I might not overcome your tiny weapon, but I have something you don’t even dream to have. TWILIGHT NOW”
And when Discord looked scared the side Thor had yelled. Thor used the opportunity for hit’ em in the crotch with Mjolnir and release his fury over all the Discord’s body. Chimera’s blood flew through the air with chunks of Nokia in the storm winds. And then Thor focus all his intentions in his alicorn horn and shoot a golden beam that turns Discord into stone, slowly and effective
“How you could defeat me?” asks Discord while his body turned slowly into stone
“Your words you used for distract me from my objective where your doom demon. Because when you lost your time trying to play with my mind, I could saw in your eyes a deep relief to know I was your adversary. And why? Because you had fear, fear to back to fight against the same enemies and be turned into stone again. And then I remember Odin’s words: Never look behind if you aren’t sure there’s any enemy behind, because that could be your doom”.
“You are so despicable” said Discord while the stone cover his face.
“At least I'm not made of Stone” And then, Thor finally release Mjolnir against the petrified body of the demon, breaking it into chunks of stone and releasing Equestria from it once and for all “Stupid demon” said Thor using Mjolnir for summon a thunder’s barrier that kills all the changelings and creatures that could have approach Canterlot and Ponyville.