//------------------------------// // Loki finish with Odin's patience // Story: My little Avengers: Loki strikes, again // by Midnight-walker //------------------------------// “LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”, Yell Odin full of rage in their throne room “What happen my lovely father? ¿what haunts you this time?” ask Loki sweetly in front of their adoptive father “I’ll tell you what´s haunting me Loki, you haunt me, this time you went too far. I have endured your naughtiness for too much time, but this time it´s enough!” yells Odin “Naughtiness? What naughtiness, if I’m the calmer in all Aasgard” says the demigod with a honeyed smile Odin face palm and pulled out a scroll from his throne “Here I got a list from every prank you have done since I awake from my annual nap “says Odin and he unroll a very long scroll that arrives to the other side of the throne room” Ejem:” “release one hundred ice-wolves in Thor´s date in the earth, throw a wild party in my bathroom while I was sleep, bought a timeshare in muspelheim under my name, organize a competition between dwarves and elves of how kicks stronger in the crotch, summon that ridiculous mortals in colorful suits that almost destroy half aasgard with that stupid mega giant robot while they was looking for the bathroom, revive the Schrödinger cat, put super laxative in all the wine and food in Aasgard, that day you change the hygienic paper for sand paper in every one of our bathrooms, said that stupid hippie elve that if he runs naked in your daughter´s tea party he would be one with the cosmos –the poor one never recovery from that trauma-, use that me-dammit ”Odin pointed a laser pointer in the Loki’s hand” with all my wolves in plenty familiar dinner, send the poor Thor to find a fourth dimensional bubble –against all the psychics laws he get it - , sigh, Muspelheim will frozen before I finish this scroll… the point is Loki, that this time you went too far, something unforgettable, something that I will never forget… ” “Please father, tell me what in the eight legs horse I have done this time.” “”This time, “dramatic pause……”you have been too rude with Munnin, the poor one have cried for hours and hours, have you any idea of the susceptible that are the crows, I still wonder what have you told them for this unfinished torment ” “I just told them he is too ugly and he will never get a girl, Thor says it to me all the time and “he raises his shoulders” ain´t even mad” “You horrible monster, this time, I can’t be condescending with you, I will banish you to a place where you can´t made any troubles, a place where no aasgardian have step before, and where you will learn something about friendship” “The playboy manor?” Loki said full of hope “No you pervert, I’ll send you to that place in Yggdrasil where the waters are clear as ice, where there´s no pollution just fresh air, the most beautiful place you ever seen, where you always come back” “You have listen that mortal music again don´t you?” “SHUT UP. The point is, that I’m going to send you to that place, there´s not even a tiny, little microscopically chance you can make any trouble” “And, when you gonna send me to that place, you have spoken too much.” “JUST IN THIS MOMENT MUTHAJUTA” and with those words, Odin used his enchanted spear to activate a hidden trap in the floor that sends Loki across an interdimentional worm-hole that sends Loki to -dramatic pause please-……. EQUESTRIA! “YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ODIN “yells Loki while he was falling in the gay very, very male rainbow worm-hole “HOW YOU PLAIN IN VEGEANCE IF YOU DON´T EVEN HAVE THUMBS” responses Odin back in their throne “Hey, don´t you think, you have been too hard with Loki´s punish this time, I mean, he have done all that naughtiness and everything but he doesn’t deserves that kind of punish “says Thor, the prince of thunder sudden entering in the Odin´s room after the Loki´s banish to equestria “Meh, Loki is a big demigod and he can take care of himself, and no one that doesn´t have thumbs can cause an interdimentional crisis isn´t it?” responses Odin indifferently. And suddenly changed his attitude to one full of excitement “wanna smash some ice giants without any reason just because we are very mainly gods and after that drink until you see pink ponies everywhere?” yells Odin with excitement . “Hell yeah!” responses Thor holding Mjolnir in the air. ………………………………………………………………. A few weeks later…. “Ah that were the calmest weeks since I adopted Loki, let´s see how he is in that magical dimension. Munnin” Odin called one of his crows “now Munnin, show me how is my adopted child in his exile” And then Odin look at a white colored with black mane alicorn laughing in a cave in green flames, with thousands of strange creatures dancing around him, showing real devotion for his new master. “Thor…” Odin call in the calmest voice that he could, holding a tic in his god eye “Yes father,” ask Thor, worried about Odin´s voice tone “Call your mortal friends and then we´ll talk about this” “Yes, father “responses Thor with obvious worrying in his eyes. And he ran the fastest as could to his room and took his mighty hammer and hide his “personal” mortal stuffs “I don´t know how much time I’m gonna be out, so no one shall never know about this, not even my father “and after hide his dolls secret weapons he ran to the Odin´s throne room and he swing the mighty mjolnir, and hit the floor with a burst of thunders five humanoid figures appeared in front of Odin´s throne “What I’m doing here? And why I have my iron suit on?” asks Tony Stark, the playboy, billionaire, philanthropist, better known as Iron Man. “This isn´t the elevator to Mery Jane’s apartment and why I have my suit on? I thought it was washing in my uncle’s may house” says Peter Parker, photographer of the Daily Bugle, and better known as Spider Man. “HULK DOESN¨T LIKE SUDDEN TELEPORTATION!” yells the hulk, better known as the brilliant scientist “Bruce Banner” that thanks to a radioactive explosion he changes when he gets mad to “the hulk”, strongest berserker ever exists. “hmmm….”says T¨challa, the king of Wakanda, better known in occident as “Black Panther”, the first black hero ever exist. “Surely, all of you are wondering in this moment “what I’m doing here? Why I’m not in my mortal world?” ” interrupted Odin with his thunder voice. “Actually, we are accustomed to waking up in strange places, isn’t it guys” interrupts Tony Stark. “Don't interrupt me mortal! “Yells Odin calming himself “Ejem, as I was saying -before that mortal interrupts me-“I summon all of you because…” “But, I summon them with Mjolnir” interrupted Thor. “Stop interrupting me! As I was saying, my son Thor summon all of you because I need to stop Loki-again-from his evil plans of universal conquest. I hope all of you be willing for gave your puny mortal life’s for stop Loki. Again”. “But, I was taking a shower” says Tony. “Yeah, and I was in a date with Mary Jane” added Peter. “Hulk was crying alone in a cave, thinking about my feels” says Hulk “WHAT? Hulk has feelings too” “And why we appeared with all our suits and weapons without has it before” asks T¨challa “Yeah, mine was in the laundry and now it’s like new. Smell like clean and everything” added Peter. “Silence mortals!” yells Odin, finally losing his patient “you all have your suits and weapons because of yes and that’s everything. And no more interruptions!” And recovering his calm, Odin starts to explain the reasons why he summon all the heroes there” A few weeks ago I send Loki to a parallel kingdom that the legends call Equestria, the most peaceful and less known kingdom in all Yggdrasil. In that dimension, the animals that you may know as “ponies” or mythical creatures as unicorns and Pegasus have use of reason and live pacifically with other creatures that you call “mythical”. It looks like its doing plans for gather a new army, even more big and powerful than in the past. So I’m basically asking all of you mortals for bring Loki home. It doesn’t matters if you bring them wounded of humiliated, better if he can’t move. Now, any question?” “Err, yes” says Tony “you are basically asking all of us to go to a parallel universe where you said ponies and magical creatures can talk and have use of reason. And we surely put our lives in danger just because your adoptive son did something too wrong to say in this moment? ” “I´M glad you understated it, now… To the moon bring my stupid adopted son back.” and with that words, Odin open the same trap in the floor to throw our heroes to that gay very manly rainbow worm hole to Equestria. “I bet you didn’t knew I was able to do this isn’t it” says Spider man sticking in the worm hole wall. Odin frowned and uses a giant fly swatter to hit spider man and send him to the portal