An Azure Future part 8
Yeah. This fic again. It never ends.
LSD, ALICORN SPIDERS AND CAPTAIN AMERICA EDITION
John Norris stared at the building in front of him that boasted its purpose, the headquarters of the human liberation front. A more prideful bunch of madmen has never before been gathered in such multitude before and quite likely never again... The human noted to himself. He grabbed the rope from the bench in the truck, pausing to prepare himself mentally for what he had to do. "Hey Azure, I'm going to need you to take this aphrodisiac and tie you up. If you wake up, don't give us away." John informed Azure.
"What." The young pegasus stated more than asked.
“At least I think they are aphrodisiacs... Aphrodisiac’s are sleeping pills right?” John asked himself, fiddling with the drugs in question
“You can’t be serious...”
“I’ll get you an official Wonderbolt flight suit.”
Azure contemplated for a few moments. “Aw hay. Give it here.”
John handed Azure the pills who looked at them for a moment before ingesting them. Approximately four minutes passed.
“Hoooly haaaaay. Everythings sooo...” Azure staggered to the left three steps and then to twice to the left. “Dad. When did you join the Shadowbolts? How could you betray me like that?”
John got a little concerned. “Are you alright Azure?”
“dot dot dot...”
“Okay. You happen to be an in area I have experience in. You are obscenely high.You need to be unconscious.”
Azure jumped five feet in the air, “Holy shit, did you see that alicorn spider?!”
“Azure.”
“Oooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy celestia.”
John took a hold of Azure and made makeshift blindfold out of an extra shirt he had packed.”Azure, try to sleep it off and for God’s sake keep quite.”
The human carefully tied up his son making sure not to cause discomfort. This is so bad... Little guy’s probably having the time of his life. he thought to himself. He took a deep breath, prayed to whatever God there may be, and walked across the street, into the HLF Headquarters.
John pulled the door open, which gave more resistance than expected. As he stepped inside with the young pegasus tripping balls slung carefully over his shoulder. The lobby was not too unlike that of his home’s, outside of being smaller and much more empty. Pretty desolate for being the HQ of one of the major players in these final days. A young man with a wild look who sat at the desk stopped playing with his Rubik’s cube to raise an eyebrow at John. “Can I help you?” He asked seeming annoyed that he actually had to do something on his shift.
John paused for a moment, “Uhhh... I found this one... uh... snooping around? I captured him, where do I put ‘im?” There was a complete lack of confidence in his voice. The wild looking young man either didn’t notice or didn’t care as he went back to his Rubik’s cube.
“Its down stairs, third basement level. Put him an an empty cell for interrogation later.” He explained non-chalantly.
That was much easier than I thought. John made his way to the stairs, and proceeded down them. He opened up the door to find what looked like an old time prison that’d you’d see in the movies. Expect it had a distinct office feel, courtesy of the cubicles. Even more shocking then the HLF dungeon was who was there: No one.
This is starting to seem a mite too easy... not that I can do anything about it. Okay, there has to be a rooster, or a list or chart or something of who’s in what. John set Azure down in a chair in one of the cubicles, who appeared aleep. Poor kid must’ve really been tuckered out. Well, I did give him LSD, thinking it was an aphrodisiac, which I’m still pretty sure means sedative. That’s going be hard as shit to explain to child services... Man, I’m like the worst parent sometimes.
“DAAAaaaAAAd, why are crying?” Azure giggled. Guess not.
“Azure, you can’t see. You have a blindfold on. It should pass in about four hours.” John sighed.
“But I can see! He rose from the ground, and although his eyes were opened, he saw nothing. My physical eyes may be gone, but they have been replaced! I have been blessed with sight in a third eye I can see into your mind, and you are crying.” Azure spoke rapidly and unsure, seemingly on the verge of mad laughter.
Goddammit. John stopped rummaging through the front desk. “Azure. You are on drugs, not chosen by God, or Celestia or what have you. Now please be quite so we don’t get caught.” Azure was smiling like a madman, but silent. John looked the desk over, He found a map with cell numbers and prisoners. Lets see, Cell 16: For quitting the internet three times a day: King Of Gets | Cell 15: For going against God: Smittons Cell 14| For Impersonation a famous pony and being generally drunk: VodKaRoo | Cell 13: For silliness: Anonsi | Cell 12: High ranking pony: Midnight Shadow | Cell 11: For atrocities against writing and fracturing human emotions: Videomaster | Cell 10: For general stupidity and overall horribleness: Krass McWriter | Cell 9: For betraying the human race: Rose | Cell 8: For being a pony: Windchaser | Cell 7: For Using magic on a human child Erac | Cell 6: For quitting Lightsdieluc | Cell 5: For founding foreign conversion bureaus: Purple Prose | Cell 4: for never finishing and giving out really short parts Sonic | Cell 3: For biological warfare Sir Issac Johnington | Cell 2: For never updating even on status: Mush | Cell: 1 For creating music to convince others to get ponified: Leggos. Bingo.
John made his way to cell one. Aw fuck. Its electronically locked. John looked around for the switch. It was nowhere to be seen. “Are you looking for something father?” Azure spoke delicately.
“Azure... I’m out of things to say. Shoot.” John gave up.
“Its the desk. The whole desk. Flip it.”
“What?” John asked puzzled.
“The Alicorn spider told me.” He stated.
John decided it was best not to respond and just comply. He made his way back to the desk and kicked it over. Then all hell broke loose. Alarms started going off and all the doors slammed open. Well, fuck. I probably don’t have more than a minute. John threw Azure over shoulder and sprinted to the first cell. There, unconscious and laying in the cell was an earth pony with a fuchsia coat and a rusty colored mane. He had an acoustic guitar on his flank. John hesitated a moment, then he made a decision. “Azure, I need you to walk by yourself. I’m going to take off your blindfold.”
“They brought a blind man to The Lord and asked him to touch him. He took the blind man by the hand and brought him outside of the village. Then he spit on his eyes, placed his hands on his eyes and asked, ‘Do you see anything?’ Regaining his sight he said, “I see people, but they look like trees walking.” Azure paraphrased as John removed the blindfold and untied him. The pegasus was set down.
“Azure, this we have angry men with guns on their way down here. I sorta left the rifle in truck, and only have the knife.”
“But its a magic knife. You just have to believe!” Azure exclaimed, his pupils were all that was visible of his eyes.
John heard heavy footsteps. He took a quick look around, scanning the room for anything he could use. He spotted a metal trashcan lid. He picked it up and drew his gravity knife, holding the combination as a sword and shield. “Azure, stay close and don't wonder off.” John took a deep breath a swallowed, then he charged up the stairs shield first with Azure following. The red light gave everything an eerie glow.
The footsteps were growing louder as John’s own footsteps thudded loudly against the steps. There were three men with guns just a few steps ahead of him. Before the could lift their weapons, John pushed through them, using the trashcan lid as a shield. “Azure, ya there?” John verbally checked as he continued to rush up the stairs.
“Right behind you and the Alicorn Spider! When did you become Captain America? Can you get on of the other Avengers to teach me how to fly?” Azure shot back in response.
“Azure, now is NOT the time!” John shouted back. He had reached the ground floor, he had a fatal funnel, about forty meters of open area and linear danger area. John was in deep shit. “Azure. I’m going to bust through this door. If something happens, keep running to the truck. I have instruction in the center console.
“One...” John started. “Two...” John’s heart was stopped dead. He kicked the door, which slammed open. He charged towards the exit, trash can lid first. There were HLF combatants wait who fired at john without hesitation. Much to John’s surprise, the makeshift shield held up under fire.
John let out a barbaric yell and charged, makeshift shield in front and the Luftwaffe gravity knife out and tight to his right. He pushed trough the hallway, making sure to incapacitate the HLF soldiers so he wouldn’t get shot in back. For the first time in his life he thanked his father.
John clocked one of the HLF with the trash can lid, rendering him unconscious. He looked around. The hall was clear. He put away the knife and searched the soldier, finding a small automatic with three clips and two grenades.
“Daaad. The Alicorn spider says we should go now. Or else bad things will happen.” Azure spoke nervously.”
“Azure. Just...“ John stumbled on the words then just sighed, ”Whatever. Lets go.” John moved to the end of the hall pausing to prep the grenades and toss them in the lobby. John rushed in as he heard them go off. He charged through the smoke and debris filled lobby, firing blindly at anything that moved. He busted out of the door like a bat out of hell, adrenaline coursing through his veins. He threw the arm with the makeshift shield behind him as he charged towards his goal. He slid the fuchsia pony off of his shoulders, preparing to throw him inside the truck.
After about ten meters of dodging bullets John threw open his truck tossed in the fuchsia coated pony in the back, his head slamming against a door. He started the car as Azure hopped in, looking as if he hadn’t a care in the world. He threw it into drive and as he squealed off, he caught a bullet in his left arm. John swore profusely and Azure giggled, “You’re it!”
John wordlessly put the truck on auto, pulled out the old German knife once again and stabbed himself in the bullet hole. He grunted in pain. He twisted and flicked the knife, removing the bullet. He took some bandages and wrapped the wound.
John let out an exhausted sigh as the adrenaline left his body. “Ima... take a nap...”
“May Luna bring you dreams sweeter than a cool summer night.” Azure beamed in return, as he stared off into the distance.
John yawned as he looked around the cabin of the old truck. He dwelled for a moment on Azure and his old friend. He smiled at the young pegasus who was staring out the window. Then he sighed one last time as he drifted off to sleep.
____________________________________________________________NOTES:
That was bad and I should feel bad.
AN AZURE FUTURE PART 10.
Azure woke up to the sound of his blaring alarm. He hated that alarm with a burning passion. The pegasus swore vengeance upon all thing that beep. He made his way down stairs where his father and some scottish dude were passed out on the couch. They made all sorts of weird noises last night. It worried Azure. He hugged his Soarin throw pillow til he passed out from exhaustion.
Azure sighed at the scottish mans nudity. He made his way to kitchen and poured some wonderbits©, the wonderbolts official breakfast cereal, into a bowl of DIAMONDS that john bought when he was drunk. Azure was still hungry, so he at the box too.
Azure was going to wake up his dad, but he was under a naked human. And naked human germs are of the worst sort. Instead he rearranged the furniture and the surround sound system. Then he plugged in his dad’s MP3 player and blasted some five years of broken glass.
When nothing happened he tried to push the couch out the window, but lacked the strength. So he went upstairs and grabbed a pointy stick. He had no idea why John had a pointy stick, but he was going to use it.
He went back to the living room and saw that the naked scot was missing.This troubled Azure. He did not like strange men running around naked. Even more so when it was in his house. Azure turned to the sound of two drunken stomps. There the naked hairy scot was standing, his manhood fully out. “Ah assume ye ar da wee pony tha i john’s sun? Ah’m McDrunk!”
“You are naked.”
“Nye, Ah’m scottish.”
“Yo dick be out sonny.”
The scottish man looked down. “Why, would ye lookit dat!”
“I’d much rather not...”
Then John was a pony. But he wasn;t an pegasi. Instead he was a filthy earth pony. So he flew out the window. Azure grew up and got into the wonderbolts by sucking off the leader and substantial bribes. Later they got married. then John was a tree for no reason.
the end.
______________________________________________________________NOTES:
Never again.
Pt 10 for real will be done whenever.
100% non-canon