Rainbow Dash stood with Fluttershy in her living room. Jet was still sleeping on the couch, and both of them didn’t want to disturb him. However, Rainbow had one question on her mind that she was curious about.
“Fluttershy, how did Jet get here in the first place?”
“I don’t know. I was just sitting on the couch watching TV, when I got up to get something to eat. When I came back, Jet was on the couch, right where I was sitting. It was like he teleported here by magic.”
Rainbow hesitated.
“It was by magic.”
Fluttershy was confused.
“Magic? But Jet is a pegasus.”
Rainbow shook her head.
“Fluttershy, I think you need to see this.”
Rainbow Dash slowly walked over to the couch, where Jet was sleeping. She very lightly pushed aside some of Jet’s thick mane, revealing his small horn.
Fluttershy gasped.
“H…he’s an alicorn? How is that possible?”
“Well…it’s complicated. It has to do with me, Soarin, and the Elements of Harmony.”
Fluttershy was shocked.
“Elements of Harmony? Does that mean I can have an alicorn too?”
“Yahtzee.”
Fluttershy was silent. She looked down, trying to wrap her mind around everything Rainbow Dash was explaining to her.
“The thing is, all six of the Elements of Harmony can have alicorns if they’re paired with their soul mate. Celestia and Luna are alicorns because the Royal Family had the Elements of Harmony before we did.”
“Wait…Soarin is your soul mate? I thought Flash was.”
Rainbow Dash shrugged her shoulders.
“Fate works in funny ways. I’m staying with Flash though, so don’t worry.”
After a couple seconds of silence, Fluttershy chuckled a little.
“What’s so funny?” Rainbow asked.
“It’s just… Three foals from two different fathers. How do you do it?”
Now it was Rainbow’s turn to chuckle.
“You just gotta have the right stuff. When you’re like me, it’s easy! And if anyone calls you a whore, you either ignore them, or bash their head in. I usually choose number two.”
Rainbow winked, and Fluttershy smiled.
“Oh, and one more thing. If you want to know how to get a stallion, you have to put yourself out there.” Rainbow mentioned.
Fluttershy blushed deeply.
“Y…you mean like…”
“No no no, not like that. You have to be more social. Get to know ponies better. I know some pretty good online dating websites that I think you should try out.”
“Well, if you insist. But not right now, because we’ve both been up late, and I’m pretty tired.”
Right as the mares heard a flash of thunder rip through the sky, Thunder Flash walked in the door (pretty ironic, right?).
“The changeling has been disposed of. The only two questions left to be answered are: ‘Where is Blaze and Starlight?’, and ‘What happened to the changeling army?’.”
Rainbow and Fluttershy just shrugged.
“So what were you gals talking about?”
Fluttershy blushed again.
“Online dating. Rainbow Dash was telling me how to get a stallion.”
“Ooh, getting spicy, I see? Whatever you do, don’t ever resort to becoming a stripper. The guys who pay you to expose yourself like that don’t really care about your feelings at all, and should be punished for their act. Half of them are probably married, anyway.”
“Oh…” Rainbow whispered.
“What is it?”
“Um…nothing. It’s nothing.”
“Rainbow, were you a stripper once?”
“No!”
Flash gasped.
“Oh my gosh…you were! Wow, I feel so weird right now, having never known this before!”
Fluttershy cringed.
“I can kind of see where this is going, so I’m just going to leave now…”
Fluttershy walked up the stairs to her bed, leaving Flash and Rainbow alone.
“Wow. Rainbow Dash as a prostitute. I mean, I guess I could see that, but why?”
Rainbow pouted.
“It was a hard time, okay? I spent every day training at my hardest to become a Wonderbolt, and I didn’t have a real-paying job. Weather duties wasn't paying enough to get by."
Flash stared, feeling like he really saw his wife for the first time.
“How many ponies paid to watch you dance in front of them?”
Rainbow shook her head.
“Hundreds. I lost track of how many would come in every day. The club I served at was twice as popular once I joined.”
“How was it? Was it a forced job, or was there something more you got from what you did?”
Rainbow sighed, deep in thought.
“I don’t know what I thought of it. Every day, dozens of stallions, and even some mares would watch me with lust, yelling out all the things they wanted to do to me.”
“Did you ever lap dance?”
Rainbow sighed, and nodded her head.
“Sometimes, when business was slow, I would lap dance for some ponies just to make some extra money.”
“I hope you know that none of your ‘clients’ really cared about you. They just enjoyed your body.” Flash mentioned.
“…Are you mad?”
“I’m not mad. I’m just…surprised. We were married for about ten years, and you never told me. Did any of your friends know about this?”
“Well, this was before I met any of my other friends. I only knew Fluttershy from Flight Camp. Not even she knew.”
Flash nodded slowly.
“Well if dozens of ponies would come to see you every day, you must’ve been quite a sight to see.”
He smiled.
Rainbow smiled too.
“Yeah, they all thought I was pretty hot.”
“I do too. I’m lucky though, because I get the real thing, and I don’t have to pay for it!”
Rainbow chuckled softly.
“You seem to be taking this pretty well.”
“Hey, what are husbands for? You only did it to make a quick bit, and you’re past it already.”
Flash hugged Rainbow.
Although what he said was true, Rainbow did get more out of what she did. After losing her coltfriend from Flight Camp, she did it partly to fill the void that he left when he cheated on her. If the cops had known that she was underage for prostitution, she would have been arrested, and the club probably would’ve been shut down.
She felt that Flash didn’t need to know all that.
Fluttershy called from upstairs.
“Hey Rainbow, what dating website was it that you wanted to show me?”
To be Continued…
Author Notes:
I'm sorry the picture is so large. :(
Now that the main problem with the changeling has been solved, the story should be wrapped up pretty soon, after they find their kids. There won’t be a fifth sequel, because that would be kind of obsessive! I’m still surprised I was able to milk three sequels out of the same story.
If anyone wants to, it would be cool if someone wrote a bonus sequel of Fluttershy pursuing a coltfriend! I would favorite that pretty quickly. ;)