//------------------------------// // The Lost Chapters: Dressclub // Story: An Azure Future // by Krass McWriter //------------------------------// An Azure Future: The Lost chapters: Dressclub. (you knew this was coming) (the following takes place in between parts 9 and 10)  Azure was in bed, and John was making his way to his own bed when his phone rang. John’s first reaction was one of confusion, phone calls were years past being regular. John slide the phone out of his pocket and checked the caller id.The phone displayed Grindah with a picture of his human form. I damn near forgot what he used to  look like. Let’s see what’s up. John changed his course to the living room as he answered the call. immediately his ears were abused by a very drunk Grindah. “Hey broseph! Whatya doing fag?!” John held the phone away from his ear to compensate for the volume. He was about to attempt to diffuse the situation when he was treated to another bombardment. “Hey. Hey. Me and few other guys are going to the local dressclub, and you’re coming with!” “I don’t think I-” John was able to start before being cut off. “Too late!” Grindah stated, as John heard the sound of his door swinging open. He turned towards the sound and there was Grindah and Noob. “Hey faggot! Grab yo’ coat, we’re heading out!” The pony was having trouble standing up, made evident by his stumbling. “How much did you too drink?” John asked. “Does that really mater?” Asked the fuchsia pony. “You’re coming, thats final.” Grindah stated as he pushed him towards the door. Might as well. “Okay, okay. Just let me grab a jacket.” John went up to his room, grabbed his jacket and came back down. “Lets do this then.” The trio left through the door, and headed out into the night. *****TIME LAPSE***** *****AT THE HOISERIED HOOF***** The blacked out glass door swung open inwards. The revealed room was reminiscent of a strip club we had once been to. There was bar to the left of where he stood, ‘dancing’ area to his left, and a spacious viewing area in front of him. John almost jumped out of his skin when an earth pony mare popped out of nowhere and welcomed them to the dressclub. "Are you all right sir?" The earth pony asked John. "Quite fine! Never Better." John lied. "Do you serve alcohol?" I could really use a drink right now. "In fact, we do! We serve Equestrian beers and liqours and even a few human ones!" The mare beamed. "Great, give me some beer." John looked around nervously. "You know what? Make that a lot of beer and a bottle of whiskey." The mare giggled and walked off. "Nice bro, that's some high grade tail right there!" Leggos said giving John a pat on the back. John was taken aback, "Wait, what?" "She wants ya bro!" Grindah explained. Oh god what. John's friends sat down in the front row of one of the stages and instructed him to sit down in the empty seat next to him. The earth pony mare brought John his whiskey and two pitchers of beer, giving him a small wink as she set it down. Oh shit. Wait a minute, I’ve see her before "Do I know you? You look familiar." The eartth pony mare blushed, "Oh, um, well you popped in about ten days ago when I was on stage, but now I work the floor. If you need anything else, give me holler. My name's Persephone." She turned a left to attend to the other ' customers'. Some where a speaker blarred to life. "NOW ON STAGE, CANDY SHORES!" John couldn't tell if that was a working name or a pony name. An earth pony whose colores were very much that of the beach came on stage with a bag in her mouth. John could tell she was going for a seductive walk. He downed as much whiskey as he could manage then poured a beer. Candy set down the bag and unzipped it, revealing a scanty school girl outfit.  The room started swirling as John took another shot of whiskey. John was feeling drunk enough to actually enjoy his enviroment.  Candy was tantilizing as she ever so slowly slipped on a sock, followed by three more. John noticed the room started spinning and his thoughts were dull. He caught himself throwing out some bits as she slipped on a skirt. This garnered her attention, which John immediately regretted. The earth pony made the short walk over to John as enticing as possible. “Hey there big boy,” her voice was sweet, “not often we get humans in here.” She slowly rubbed his left arm with her hoof. She didn’t break eye contact or let her sly smile drop as she slipped on the top and the tie that completed the outfit. John held a small bag of bits up close to his face and took a long draught from his beer. She removed the bag from John’s hand with her mouth, placing it in her clothing bag. Her smile grew impossibly more erotic. “Meet me at the VIP room in five.” She said before grabbing her bag and walking off behind stage, her hips swaying. “No way man! Give me high five!” Demanded the fuchsia pony on his left. John obliged, too drunk to fully process what was going on. “Dude go get that shit.” He nudged john off toward the VIP room. John staggered off, not entirely aware of what was going on. After a brief exchange with the bouncer, John made his way into the VIP room. it had numerous curtained off seats, Candy Shores was in one of the rooms with the curtains open. She was wearing see through lingerie. The fuck?  “Hey there.” she called seductively. "Uh, hi." John replied in a drunken stupor. This response elicited a giggle from Candy. She motioned with her hoof for John to sit down next to her. John obliged. "So big boy," She placed a hoof on the crotch of John's pants and leaned in close to the human. "ya got a thing for ponies?" A simple "What?" was all John could manage. "Oh, no need to be so shy about it, we get humans in here all the time.  Sometimes we even get some high ranking HLF individuals." It was at this moment her hoor slid into John's pants. It would be an amazingly large understatement to say John freaked out. It was a flurry of events. Almost simultaniously he ripped his blue jeans off and rolled off the bed. He didn't hear the surprised protests of Candy Shores as he bolted off. In his hurry he forgot to open the glass door and ended up going through it, causing it to shatter. John managed to locate his friends immeaditly. "We're going. NOW." Panic in his voice. The two ponies exchanged a breif look before following John's lead out the exit. The trio barely made it past the bouncer and bolted out into the night. "What did you do bro?!" Leggos accused. "She touched me man!" John spat back, never slowing. After a few blocks they stopped in front of John's building, wheezing as the caught their breath. "Man, I forgot how introverted you were." commented Grindah. John responded the most dignified way he could, by throwing up and passing out. The two ponies sighed, "Just like old times eh?" They proceeded to drag Johns uncounscious form inside. ------------------------------NOTES: I went to a strip joint and got wasted to research this instillation. The things I do for you.