A Whole New World

by Van50608


Pinkie Pie Party? More Like Pinkie Rave

Chapter 5 Pinkie Pie Party? More Like Pinkie Rave

"Goddamn my legs are tired" 
That was the first thought that popped into my mind as we rushed to get to Sugercube Corner without being late. Elliott checked his watch as we got to the door it read 6:29:55 and just as we turned the handle Pinkie busted out and yelled:

"OHMYGOSHITHOUGHTYOIWEREGOINGTOBELATEORNEVERCOMEAND
THATWOULDBESADBECAUSETHISISYOUFIRSTEVERPARTYINEQURSTR~~".

And with that Twilight stuck her hoof inside Pinkie's mouth and motioned us to come inside. The party was just about to start. 

Unts Unts Unts was all I could hear with all the random ponies around me yelling, panting, and fist-pumping. Eventually I walkout of the mosh pit and decide I would try to find the main six and formally introduce myself. I first found Rarity sitting near the punch bowl and decided that she would be a good place to start.

I said " Hey Rarity how's it going" 

She said " Good the party seems to be going well"

I replied with a simple nod of my head and we sat there in content silence, until she said " Please don't tell anypony ,but I think I have a crush on Graham he seems so nice and has a nice taste in fashion as well. Could you please tell me where he is?"

I replied " Your secret is safe with me and he's in the mosh pit, but you better hurry I think Carrot Top is starting to make her move".

Right after I said that she yelled " That uncouth Bitch!" and stormed of into the pit.

Next I decided I should go and look for Fluttershy who was chatting with Twilight near the corner talking and I decided that I would crash their party.

I walked up to them and said " Hello I'm Van and I don't believe we have met before. I am one of the humans that Princess Celestia sent for you observe. Its and honor to meet you both".

Both of them looked shocked and dumbfounded at my manners and replied in harmony " It's very nice to meet you to". Soon we were chatting about animals, Equestria, Earth, magic, and Pinkie scene.

Though after about an hour I decided that I would talk to Twilight about magic later, take Fluttershy to see Marly and come to observations with Twilight every week so she could send a letter to Princess Celestia. 

Soon I decided that It would be a good idea to jump back onto the pit and find Pinkie. Ironically she wasn't dancing with anypony so I decided to go dance with her for awhile. I slowly fist pumped my way over to her and we danced and began talking.

I said " Hey Pinkie!" she said "Hey! Want to dance?!" and grabbed my hand.

Fuck hoof whatever and dragged me to the center of the dance floor and began dancing. This went on for at least an hour until I was worn out and decided that I would sit down a moment and get a drink. I found a table that Elliott was sitting at with Jacob. They were probably talking about soccer or something so I decided that I should sit down with them and hop in there conversation. Right when I sat down we got a letter from Celestia saying.

Dearest Subjects, 
I know it was wrong to force you all here and make you live in are ways and customs. Therefor I am giving you all the option to leave. It will be a majority vote and please send me your reply as quickly as possible.

Sincerely,
Queen of the Solar Empire,

Princess Celestia

For what I assumed was ten minutes we read that letter over and over again. Then we got our shit together and called Grant, Graham, and Cory to come to out table to take a vote. Once everypony was here we wrote our votes on napkins and gave them to me and to read them aloud.

First vote is stay 

Second vote is Leave

Next Vote is Stay

Next vote is Leave 

Next vote is stay 

And the last vote is 
I let the tension build for at least a minute like on the all the game shows and said 

" The final vote is........... Stay"

Four of us yelled " Fuck yeah and brohoofed" 

While the other two looked quite sad.We sent our reply to Celestia and I said If anypony had seen Applejack. Jocob said that they went outside. And with that I walked to the door.

Holy hell getting though that mosh pit took a lot of fucking effort. But eventually I made it and popped the door a crack open and heard.

"Do actually really like that guy?! He's ridiculous! He isn't even from our world!"

I then heard " Well umm I guess er right"

Then she said " Yeah dump him on his ass! He a fucking Retard!". That crossed the line.

I opened the door and said " Is that true? Do you not like me?, and even if you don't like me I'm not a fucking retard"

She said " Fraid so Sugercube my barn door don't swing that way. I'm mighty sorry that I lead you to believe otherwise". I replied "

"I forgive you though the wounds will take time and ice-cream to heal, but you Rainbow Mariam Dash. First mare in Equestria to Preform a Sonic Rainboom. My hero and favorite pony for the longest time. I thought you were the element of loyalty. At least Applejack stuck to her element and was honest about it. Loyal friends don't talk about each other behind there backs. Especially you. I expected more from Equestria's fastest flyer. I'm going home and tell Pinkie thanks for the awesome party".

And with a cold and stony heart I trudged to the house in the freezing cold back under the cover of Luna's glowing full moon.