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// Hearthswarming Wishes 
// Story: A Study In Nonsense 
// by Professor Piggy 
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Dear Elements of Harmony,

I have been a very good girl this year. I have been very nice to my new sister and let her play with all my toys even though she is very loud and likes to throw things and she broke lots of them, and I have tried my best to make a lot of ponies happy. It is hard work so you must all be really amazing to do it properly.

My sister has been a good girl too. Grandpa says that she only throws things because she is a baby and does not know any better, so please do not think that she is naughty and please bring her lots of toys. She deserves them because she is good and cute and she always smiles when she sees me. I love her very much and I am going to be the best sister ever. Grandpa says that I should tell you that we are both just like apple pie. I do not think we are though. There are lots of things about babies that mean they would not taste good, but Grandpa says that Rarity will not like if I mention them because they are gross. He says that Rainbow Dash would ruffle my hair though. I think I would like that, but I think he was crying so I gave him a hug and I think it made it okay. I do not think I would taste good either.

This year for Hearthswarming I would like a book. It is a hard book and Grandpa says it I am not ready yet but I think he is wrong and Auntie Luna says I should ask you because ‘the lecture would be like nothing the world has ever seen’ and also because you would get it for me. It is called The True History of The Elements of Harmony, and I think you probably know about it because if somepony wrote a story about me I would read it to make sure they did not tell any lies.

Bundt Cake tells lies. She told me that you do not exist and that you are a story parents tell to kids to make us be good. Then she said lots of mean things that I will not repeat because I am a good girl but she called Rainbow Dash a butt and I told her Rainbow Dash is the best because it is true but you are all the best.

I know that you are real, and that you saved Equestria a lot of times. Grandpa tells me stories sometimes, but not a lot because they always make him cry. Auntie Luna says that is because he was very good friends with you and that he was like Twilight Sparkle’s brother, but I think she might be joking because she does that sometimes. She tells me stories all about you though and how you once rescued her from Nightmare Moon so I know you are real.

Grandpa says that I have to finish this letter so he can send it, so I want to say thank you for saving Auntie Luna and for being friends with my Grandpa. I hope I will be like you some day.

Love,

Luna (But not Princess Luna)

PS. If you want to bring me toys as well that is okay I am sure I will like them too.

PPS. I feel kind of silly adding to this thing, cause I know you’re not actually gonna get it. But I know if there’s any way for all of you to be reading this, you are. So I wanted to say that I love you all, and I miss you. I’m doing my best to keep Equestria safe, and I take good care of the library. Luna really loves you girls too. You’re her heroes. And you were mine too.

I think I’ll be joining you soon, wherever you are. Promise me you’ll be waiting?

Love,

Spike.