//------------------------------// // Prinny Short, The Fall of King Sombra the first time, dood. // Story: Welcome to Equestria, dood. // by Fusion Fool the 3rd //------------------------------// My first thoughts of the circular staircase in the season primer of Season 3. Try to enjoy, with the best Bad Poker Face you can manage, I won't judge, dood. ~dood~[/hr] ~dood~[/hr] We, the prinnies, have prepared an accurate documentation of the Crystal Kingdom’s past, during King Sombra’s reign, dood. ~dood~[/hr] King Sombra sat upon his throne, a content smile on his face as his vassals served him, hoof over hoof. One of his magistrates foolishly dared to approach his royal throne. “Your highness, the stairs you have commissioned is complete.” He said, his gaze never leaving the ground. “Excellent, with the stairs complete and the enchantments in place; I can never be defeated by the promised one.” He cackled. He rose from his throne and strode to a window to gaze over his kingdom. “The Promised One?” The magistrate said; a spark of hope in his eyes, along with the various servants in the throne room. “Yes, a savior that will overthrow me, but he has one weakness. One exploit that he can never overcome... Stairs.” King Sombra said; everypony in the room gave their tyrant a confused stare; one maid nearly said are you serious? as he continued his vigilant gaze over what is his. “There he is!” Sombra said, as a small yellow spec started to move quickly towards the castle. “KING SOMBRA! YOUR END HAS COME!” said the small yellow spec as he continued his journey. “Claptrap…” Sombra muttered, moving towards the main castle’s entrance. He stared at the castle doors as the yellow box pushed his way past them with great difficulty. “As a favor to all my loyal fans, I have come to end your reign of terror! Have at thee!” Claptrap exclaimed, rushing at the evil king, only to trip and fall into the stairs. “Stairs? Ponies use stairs?” Claptrap muttered, his optic sensor trying to give an angry glare at the black stallion above him. “You monster!” Sombra let out an evil laugh as his adversary’s pathetic lack of legs. “That’s right; these stairs have 50,000 steps and infinite looping magic that would make Bowser’s staircase in Super Mario 64 look like a quick run to the bathroom. Suffer, you pathetic robotic wheel-beast.” “I will return, and I will have minions to stop you! Or Carry me up there to fight you, robot to pony!” Claptrap cried, leaving the castle behind him, oil dripping from his lens. “With Claptrap gone, I can never be stopped!” Sombra gloated with his fangs and stuff. He strode to his throne to plan his next evil move. ~dood~[/hr] A bright light and noise woke King Sombra from his slumber; walking to his window he saw his nemesis, Claptrap, below him, with two female alicorns at his side. “I have brought minions to end your reign of terror, you stairs-loving bastard.” Claptrap roared as the two alicorn’s horns began to shine an incredibly bright light. “Well, that sucks.” Sombra muttered, he turned to see a few of his servants yawning and asking him what’s going on. “So, good news and bad news, loyal slaves.” Sombra said; the ponies looked up the tyrant with a quizzical look. “Bad news is, I am about to get my plot handed to me by two alicorn mares.” The ponies smiled in delight upon hearing this. “Good news is; all your asses are cursed to be forever depressed because I hid the Crystal heart and stuff.” The ponies’s smiles turned to despair. “Get used to that look, you and your descendants will be wearing that forever.” Sombra finished as two beams of light hit him in the back of the head, and caused him to disappear into a black vapor. ~dood~[/hr] “Congratulations, you are a moron.” Gigavolt said, dood. Getting up to leave the library. “It’s all true, dood. You can’t disprove that!” I says, dood. It was true. They all know it. “What exactly is Claptrap? And what made you want to tell this story in the first place?” Twilight asked; I don’t know if she was giving me a confused face or a face that said are you stupid?, dood. “Claptraps are robots from Borderlands, dood. They may not be as lovable as a prinny, but they are pretty cool, dood!” I answer, because it’s true, dood. “And cause you asked about the crystal empire, dood. All 100% fact, dood.” “Princess sent us a letter saying that Fusion Fool is ‘full of manure’, I can’t argue with royalty.” Spike said, holding an open scroll. “It’s the truth…don’t deny it, ever, dood.” ~dood~[/hr] ~dood~[/hr] This is a short, meaning this is something I thought up in 30 minutes and wrote in 30 minutes....and read for mistakes in 15 minutes. 25000000 hel says you all spam the dislike button till your index finger bleeds, dood.