A Para-military Paranoid in Equestria.

by The Last Renegade


Found.

...Then, i hear a voice. " Hello? Is anypony here?" Anypony? I Take a look out, and about Twenty feet away, a... Pony.
A...Pony. Okay... this... this is wierd... but, it talks! "What the hell?" I Whisper to my self. New plan, wait, Stomach... Damn, Whatever, I've been through worse. Much worse. Anyway, plan. Options?
1. Make peace?
2. Run.
3. Hide.

I'll go with Two. i get up silently... and then run. " Hello?! Who's there?" It sounds like a Female. As I'm running, i hear wings flapping. Wait, WINGS?! Ugh. Wonderful. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running! Suddenly, I feel Hoofs on the back of my head. I Was out Cold.

Next thing i know I'm in a... Cottage? Makes as much sense as... anything. Then, Another voice.
" H-hello? A-are you okay?" I Take a look around, and see a different pony. A Yellow one with a Pink mane. As i get up I heard an "EEP!" Suprised, I quickly say " It's okay! I'm not gonna hurt you. Anyway... What are you?" then I hear " The question is, what are You?!" ... She had a Calmer voice. " I'm a human. and you are..." " A Pony. Pegasus to be exact."

Pegasus? But... those don't... Screw it. I don't care anymore. "Anyway, where did you come from?" " Where are we now?" That's the Gold question. " Outskirts of ponyville" Ponyville? Ugh. " Never heard of it." "We're in Equestria." Hmm. No.
"Nope. doesn't ring a bell." 'Ponyville' ' Equestria' Those words echoed in my mind. " Well... The Princess wants to see you now." "Great. Royalty."

I've had some... Bad experiences with them on my trip to London for my Private Military Corporation. "Oh, I Wouldn't worry. She's one of the Kindest ponies here." " Still. Very bad experiences."

*FLASHBACK*

April 24. 2013.

"Ah. Mr. Jack." "Hello my Queen. Now, What did you need me for again?" " One simple thing. Only one."
"Oh? What's that?" Then, i spot Cops with weapons drawn. "GAURDS! ARREST HIM!" Ugh.

"Fine. I'll kill you myself." As the Police move in, I Start to fight. Punch left, Kick right, face to the knee, Disarm, Fire into Police. As I finish off the last Cop, I Ask a Question. "So. Any more Shit you want to throw at me?" The Queen is gone. " Well. Anyone like to Question me?"

*Present Time*

Gunshots and death screams echoing in my mind.

"Ah. The human. Hello." Fucking Horn and Wings? " Princess." I Take a bow "Please. Stop. Just a few Questions."
"Okay. Throw 'em at me." Here we go... " First, Where did you land?" "A Forest." I Heard a slight gasp from that one pony. Never got her name. " Second, What are your intentions?" Nice one.

"Well...I Don't know. I Was in that forest when a Rainbow maned pony Hit me in the back of the head." That still hurts like hell. " That would be Rainbow Dash." 'Wow... That...sounds Familiar... but from where?' Then it hits me. Equestria... Ponyville... Rainbow Dash... Forest... My Little Pony. Damn. How Dumb am I?

Scratch that. Awnsered my own Question: Very at times. "So, Why are you not scared of a Other-universely Creature?" "Simple, I was in the marines. I Can't be scared. At least your species is smart and can talk." " Yes, well-" I Cut her off mid-sentence.

"Also, I was stabbed in my home universe." "Where!?" "Ahh... Stomach. 's an open Wound." 'Wow. That is...starting to hurt now.' "Gaurds! Get him to the Hospital! NOW!" "No... I'll be...fine." I Say before I Collapsed onto the ground. About Two hours or so later I Start to wake up. " Doctor! It's waking up!" A Doctor. Good. Glad to see Someone in my life Cares about me." Ahh, good. Sir, can you hear me?" "Uuuuugh" I Groaned. " I'll take that as a Yes."

( Hey guys! How you liking it so far? I'm thinking it's a Little rushed myself. Possible Clop in the future, Not sure yet. Again, criticism Appreciated!
Also, I'll be working on this over the Weekend at night. )