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// Act II 
// Story: Pony Never Cry 
// by Gypsy 
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   "Now girls I gathered you all here today to discuss something important." In a treehouse located in the town of Ponyville, six friends were talking.

   "So important it had to interrupt my training for the Wonderbolts Twilight?" 

   "And not to mention I have a rather large order of dress I need to make for Sapphire Shores fashion show." 

   "Plus you know ah got a whole lotta apples that need to be bucked." 

   Five of mares we're getting to Twilight's nerves. "Alright girls settle down and I'll tell you." The five ponies stopped talking and waited for Twilight to speak again but before she could say anything else a loud thunderous clap was heard throughout.

   Fluttershy shot under the table, Rainbow Dash flew into the air in a jolt, Rarity fainted, Applejack covered her ears, and Twilight looked around trying to figure out where the noise came from.

   Applejack looked over to the fainted body of Rarity. "Oh for Granny's sake somepony wake up Rarity." 

   Above the Everfree Forest a large green glowing pentagram floated above a clearing. The pentagram was bustling with energy as is stood floating and suddenly a loud thunderous clap and fourteen lightning bolts shot out from the center of the pentagram, three of which were shot straight down while the rest shot out in random locations.

   The six friends were outside of the treehouse witnessing what just happened above the Everfree Forest.

   "Let's go see!" Rainbow Dash flew over in the direction of the forest. 

   "RAINBOW WAIT!" Twilight yelled but to no avail. "Let's go girls before Rainbow Dash gets into trouble." 

   Back in the forest lay three ponies. "What the hell just happened?" Dante semi-conscious tried getting up but kept on falling. "What?!" He looked at his hands or better yet what would have been his hands if they weren't hooves. "MY HANDS! MY ARMS!" He started scrambling around and managed to stand. He searched his surroundings to see he was in a clearing...with two other things on the floor next to him.

   "Horses? The fuck? I'M A HORSE?!" He was panicking and trying to move about but tripped over his own legs. "GAH!" and landed face first.

   "DANTE COULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" Lady's voice was distinct, Dante looked over to the white pony with short cut black mane. "Lady?" 

   "Why can't I move my fingers? Or my toes?" Lady opened her eyes and looked towards her hands only to see hooves. "WHAT THE FU-" She looked over to see a beige pony with a silver mane trying to get up. 

   "Dante? Is that you?" Dante fell again on the floor and looked over to Lady. "Yeah it's me." 

   Lady also tried getting up and managed to do it. She walks over to Dante who stopped trying but trying not to fall herself. 

   "Here let me help you up." Lady used one of her front legs to help Dante get leverage. "So where are we?" Lady asked as Dante managed to keep his balance.

   "I don't know so don't ask me." Dante noticed the third pony start to shift. "Is that Trish?" The pony in particular had a black coat with a blonde mane. "Go check on her." 

   Dante shuffled over to Trish. "It looks like she's sleeping. Well I'll be damned twice, she's kinda cute as a sleeping horse." Lady gave Dante a confused look.

   "Right, anyways now what do we do? Wait where's Kalina Ann?!" Lady was searching the clearing for her beloved missile launcher. Dante upon realizing he too was missing his sword and guns started looking as well. 

   "Where are my stupid things?! I don't see them anywhere!" Dante was getting nervous at the thought of losing Rebellion, the sword his dad gave to him as a keepsake, and his personally customized guns Ebony and Ivory.

   "Here they are! I found them!" Yelled Lady and motioning for Dante to come look. The weapons were in small craters. "Here my baby." Lady went over to her missile launcher and nuzzled it. She moved her head through the strap but something wasn't letting it set comfortably. "Dante take a look at my sides." Dante looked and his jaw almost dropped. "Well the problem is that your wings are in the freaking way." Lady's heart almost exploded.

   "WHAT I HAVE WINGS?!" Lady moved her head to the side trying to see but her head didn't let so she wound up spinning around trying to see. 

   "Will you stop that, you're getting me dizzy." 

   "I'm a Pegasus! Oh this is so cool!" 

   "How the hell is being an animal remotely cool?" Dante out of curiosity also tried seeing if he had wings. "Hey do I have any?" Lady looked over to Dante but didn't see any wings. 

   "Nope, nothing. Must suck for you HA!" Dante only grunted.

   "You don't even know how to use those things so you might as well not even have wings dumbass." Lady didn't care what he said, she had wings and was content on using them or learning how to.

   "Let's check if Trish has wings." Lady went over to the sleeping Trish but didn't find any wings. "No wings...wait a second." Lady looked at Trish's face and noticed a long pointy spike coming out of her forehead. 

   "Hey Dante look at this." Lady looked over to Dante to see him trying to hold his sword in his mouth, leaving slobber to slide down the handle, and trying to pick up his guns with his hooves. "Will stop that, you look stupid!"

   Dante dragged his sword that was in his mouth and kicked his guns over to lady. He spit out his sword. "What is it?" Lady pointed at the horn on Trish.

   "She's...a unicorn..." Dante was pissed that he ended up without wings or a horn. "This is bullshit, you get wings, she gets a horn, and what do I get? Nothing!" Lady could only laugh at his bad luck.

   "Oh suck it up Dante, you still look hot even as a horse though." Dante gave Lady a glare. "Lady. Shut up." He did not want to hear the words hot and horse in the same sentence ever again.

   Lady noticed figures in the distance. "Hey Dante look over there." Dante looked to his right and saw six figures heading their way.

   "Locals? Or wild life?" Lady couldn't tell. 

   "Let's just be prepared just in case we have to defend ourselves." Dante bite down on the handle of Rebellion while Lady put Kalina Ann next to her, her hoof near the trigger just in case.

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Hm this is coming out oddly nice to me, tell me what you guys think.

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