Maybe it's not so...

by Fat1thatyoulove


Chapter 1

"Maybe It's not.."

Chapter 1 (I hate mornings)

You lie in your bed just listening to the sounds downstairs, you don’t know what time its you just know the suns up and off course its blinding you even with your eyes closed. The voices down stairs are Twilights and Spikes you can’t really make out what they're talking about but it sounds like Spike is complaining about not having a mustache. You remember once talking to Spike about how Twilight knows a spell to give any…pony a mustache you kind of want to see a purple dragon with a mustache.

The voices start to get louder as Twilight seems to be walking up the stairs, probably to wake you, the thought of leaving your warm cocoon makes you curl up more trying to fortify your warmth against the cold air of the room. Also this has been the best night’s sleep you have had in a long time; new bed and no weird dreams of your face falling off.

Twilight nears your room and calls out in a soft voice “Are you awake?”

You give loud and deep moan, you think that this will make her walk away and let you sleep… of course not; your warm blanket is striped from your body as Twilight pulls it off and start to fold it using her magic. She has been waking you up like this for a long time; and you thought your alarm clock and the sun was bad. You think to yourself that you should sleep nude for once that would probably stop her from waking you up like this. You laugh a little at your plan as you sit up in bed and stretch.

Twilight looks at you as she is finishing the folding “Laughing first thing in the morning? Did you finally sleep?”

You nod your head; you still have never told her your dream but she knows enough from what you have told her.

“Get ready we have a lot to do today, we have to help set the Night before wrap up party.”

You sit on the edge if the bed as you put your boots on the Rarity made for you; not the best fitting pair but a lot warmer than tennis shoes “Ok Twilight when are we leaving?”

She walks out of the room “After breakfast we're going to help Rarity with the decorations then Pinkie and Applejack with the food, It’s all on my checklist.”

As Twilight walks down the stairs Spike comes into your room “Hey buddy when we go to help Rarity let me do most the stuff I want to show her how strong I am.”

He lifts his arms up in a flexing motion

You look over the 3 foot little dragon and smile at the comment but you shake your head in agreement. “Hey Spike don’t you think Rarity is a little too old for you?”

Spike is still flexing his puny arms “No way I am a mature dragon for my age, all I need is a mustache and Rarity is as good as mine.” He strokes his face “chicks dig facial hair” “That’s probably why Twilight likes you”

You touch your face it’s been a few weeks in Ponyville and you have not shaved, note to self my beard is amazing!

Spike looks at you “Lucky” he says

You laugh a bit as the purple dragon talks “Anyways don’t you think Twilight is a bit too young for you?”

You stop laughing and think over that thought, how old is Twilight? “Hey Spike how old is Twilight like 20?”

Spike laughs at your comment

“no i'm serious how old is she is she like 19 ? 18?”

Spike continues to laugh as he walks down the stairs “You're funny you know that?”

You follow him down all the while thinking to yourself naw she has to be 18 right? RIGHT?

After breakfast the three of you headed over to the town hall, the party is suppose to be held inside and outside from dusk to midnight, its still cold even with the new coat and boots Rarity has made for you. But at less you’re not going to be working outside that would be worst.

As you near the big round building Spike starts making remarks about how he is going to win over Rarity with his so called beefed up mussels, you and Twilight roll your eyes. Before you left the house Twilight finally gave into giving Spike his mustache but it cost him one of his scales which Twilight hopes to turn into a razor to give you to cut your beard you started growing… you thinking to yourself thanks’ Spike there goes my dragonborn beard dreams. But seeing a Mexican style mustache on a 3 foot purple dragon makes you happy you picture him wearing a sombrero and dancing with maraca.

You walk into the town halls doors; the inside is a lot bigger than it looks, you see Rarity cutting ribbons in one of the corners she waves you three over.

“Oh thank goodness you have got her the other ponies that the mayor sent didn’t know indigo form purple.”
Twilight gives a respectful laugh to the comment “We’re happy to help, where do you want us to start?”

You look around the room there are three sets of columns on each side of the building all of which have banners on them saying the events name there are also brightly colored balloons and flowers in the room, there are hundreds of chairs and tables stacked up on the left side of the room, you think there’s a big bass system and a dj table in front of tables but you dismiss the idea of ponies having a dj system.

You start listening to what Rarity is explaining to Twilight “…The streamers need to be hung the dj system needs to be placed, the chairs need to be placed and the tables need to be places.” “I don’t think that will be a problem at least not someone with your magic ability you will probably have these things done in minutes.” “When I’m done cutting these ribbons ill put the finishing touches on the room.” She smiles towards you “And I need you to do some of the moving the statues not the big ones just the small ones dear.”

Spike cuts in before you say ok “Oh Rarity I can do that” he smiles waiting for a response

She looks him over and taps her hoof to her mouth “Oh my little Spikey wikey you have something on your face he let me get it.” She floats the scissors towards his mustache and cuts it off, as it hits the ground Spike dramatically throws his claws in the air and yells nooooooooooo

“Oh come on darling you look smashing without that silly thing.” She gives a gentle smile

Spike blushes a little “awww thanks”

Rarity looks towards you again “now those small statues over there need to be place outside where the red fabric is, I marked them so you should have no trouble finding where each one goes “ She motions with her hoof to get going

You nod and start your task

You walk over to the first statue its some a small pony with a ball balanced on its head, you know nothing of art but this doesn’t seem like something special right before you pick it up Spike runs over “Relax I got this” he cracks his claws and try lifting.

You watch as he tries for a few minutes to lift the statue, it’s about the same size as him so it’s funny to watch him fail the only thing that is going through your mind is ‘bro do you even lift? After a few more tries he finally looks to you “Ok I think you got this” you walk over and pick the statue up one handed, mainly just to be a dick.

Spike mumbles something under his breath “Well i'll go see what else need to get done”

You feel proud for showing up a dragon and now you can actually say you showed up a dragon without quoting a video game. You place the first statue and walk back in to grab the others.

* end of chapter 1