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// Interlude With Excalibur 
// Story: Soul Eater: Soul Goes to Equestria? 
// by Shadowflash 
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Interlude With Excalibur



"Ah, hello, dear reader! It is I: The Mighty Excalibur! Holy sword of Kings and Heroes! Perhaps you're wondering why the chapters are so bland, and seem to be missing plot? Well, it's called progression, my friends! Bare in mind, the author is working very hard to please his readers, and wants all of you to be happy!.
Now, I know some of you are most likely thinking: 'Excalibur, why is it that the author makes you so beautiful?'. Well, to answer this, I must ask the author myself! In which, I have! It is because I am the glorious, and most beautiful creation on God's green Earth, and you will love me as such!
Though, to hold me within your hands, good fellows, you must meet all one-thousand provisions! Now, I kno--"

Excalibur, what are you doing?

"Oh, gracious author! I'm just telling the readers about m--"

Shut up, seriously. You so egotistical. Why are you even here? Oh, right, because you're just a filler for most chapters. You're most likely going to do nothing in the story. 

"How dare you mock Excalibur! I am the mightiest sword across the unive--"

Oh, shush. Tell the readers the real reason you're here before I erase you from this alternate universe.

"Oh, fine!"

That's better.

"Now, dear readers, the main reason the author is being so slow with posting your favourite story is because he's loaded with schoolwork! Excalibur always says school is very important, and to those who are patient, the author will deliver! His chapters will, most likely, be unedited for the time being. Not because he's lazy, but because his editors seem to be MIA -- Missing In Action! How dare they mock my boo--"

Excalibur... You're pissing me off...

"Right, right. Well, reader, I see I should be leaving. Just make sure you wait, favourite, like, and spread this story like wildfire and banana's! Time to fly!"

Thank God...