Taokaka in Equestria

by ezio dementay


crazy ladys are weird

Now for another chapter! Warning this one has some boobie playing near the beginning, so if you don’t like that, then please skip that part, and this happens in the game a lot, so technically if you don’t like it, you can look up the game for that part.

Tao started to look for someone to help write the next part of her story, she had written a little herself, and by little she meant one letter before she got bored and started to doodle pictures of Litchi and herself playing games together, games like who can eat the most meat buns before exploding twice, but she walked around a bit more, before bumping into someone from behind.

“Hmm?” the lady turned around and saw Tao on the floor, who was holding her book in her hands, or paws, however you want to put it, Tao looked up and saw that the lady was Litchi and did the normal thing for Taokaka, she hugged Litchi and felt Litchis boobies, just like every time they meet up.

“Hi Boobie lady!” she felt Litchis above average breast size again, feeling how soft and how warm they were, like soft little pillows made of warm skin and meaty red stuff inside “Their still so soft and squashy! Their like super soft pillows made of meat!” Litchi rolled her eyes and pushed Tao away, with Tao backing off slightly, but still in the space so she could leap on her if she wanted to.

“Hello Tao” she looked at Tao with annoyed eyes at her for the usual breast grabbing, but she digressed, noticing her little book “How is your note book coming along, did you get someone to help you?” Litchi asked with a loving smile, Tao always made her smile for one reason or another, maybe it was how light minded and naïve Tao was, she didn’t mind.

“Well Tao got lacking lady to help me meow, then I went to bunny lady who fired me out of a cannon and she was really mean about it, but I didn’t mind meow, Tao landed in a bakery!” She got out some donuts and some pastry’s and started to eat them, she gave one to Litchi, before she ate the other nine she had just eaten.

“Boobie lady, can you write one of the parts? Please? I’ll be your bestest friend in the whole world!” Litchi laughed at this a little, it was rather cute in her eyes, off Tao offering rather than just forcing something on her, but Tao purred against Litchi’s leg like a loving cat, with her sighing in defeat “Okay Tao, just pass it here” Tao passed the book over and a slightly burned pen to Litchi and she began to write.
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Tao wandered on the road, her stomach rumbling a lot as she had only eaten some pancakes she had “found” on some pony’s plate, to the mares misfortune, but Tao continued forward on the road, her stomach rumbling and her mind empty as usual, only focused on food.

Tao suddenly saw a town up ahead, with the smells of a bakery and donuts and pastries, no steamed buns though, but food was food in Tao’s book, so she walked to town, hoping that all the people there were nice and calm to her.

Tao entered the town and all the ponies looked at her with weird eyes, this weird creature looked so… out of place, it looked like discord had combined a cat, the color yellow and a horror movie monster, mixed them all in a blender to make… this creature.

“Hi there funny doggys!” every pony screamed in fear of the weird creature and ran into their homes, into carts, some leaped into a nearby river and the flying ones went into a cloud to hide.

“Was it something I said meow?” Tao asked herself, scaring a whole town like that made her more confused than usual, till a pony, or funny doggy, leaped on her and hugged her close, her horn rubbing against Tao’s back lovingly and affectionately.

“A human! A human, finally after all these years! I can finally tell twilight I was right!” the mare picked Tao up on to her feet, with Tao’s confusion reaching a much greater level than ever before, the greenish mare with a creepy yet happy smile on her face creped her out to no end, but the mare seemed kind enough to at least not run away.

“Hi meow, my name is Tao!” The mare hugged Tao again, this time even tighter, looking at Tao’s sleeves, and feeling her hands and hoodie also, loving the feel and kissing the hands like an obsessed fan girl, loving every second of it, before grabbing Tao’s hand and taking her to a house located out of the town.
They entered the little house, with the mare putting Tao inside, locking the door, swallowing the key, barricading the door with wood and nails, then using magic to freeze it with an ice beam, before smiling at Tao with a smile of creepy levels that would make a horror movie writer go “That’s it, I quit!”

“Tao is hungry; can I have some food meow?” The mare ran to the kitchen and gave her some cookies and muffins and some what appeared to be meat, but Tao sniffed it and it smelled of salad, so she ate the food anyway, Tao would eat a live shark if she could at the level of hunger she had, devouring the food and looking at the mare again with a confused look.

“My names Lyra, and I will be your best friend while you’re in Equestria, forever and ever and ever and ever” the last ever sounded unnatural, like Lyra wanted to keep Tao as a pet in the darkest parts of her mind like a puppet, doing whatever she wanted to Tao.

Tao looked at the mare with more confusion then fear, she didn’t understand why she was like this, but it was noon, so she decided to go to the sofa and take a cat nap for six hours at the least, with Lyra looking at the Tao with creepy eyes still “you sleep my human, yes my human” she smiled more sinisterly, before sniffing Tao’s hand’s again before teleporting outside of the house and going to do her usual thing.

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Litchi gave the story back to Tao, and smiled happily at her, stroking Tao’s soft fur before heading off to do some of her own things, ether vet jobs, doctor jobs, or martial arts… jobs, waving goodbye to Tao, happily thinking that with that creepy stuff, Tao would never want to see it continued, but…

“Tao like this meow! Boobie lady does the best stuff meow!” Tao smiled happily before pouncing from building to building, looking for her next target to write her next story.

“I know! I’ll ask nice guy! He loves to write happy and is always super nice about everything!” Tao thought of Ragna the Bloodedge, a criminal wanted for blowing up an army base single handed because he was on a revenge mission to kill his brother, so he is a nice guy as you can see.

Man I love this story! Sorry, couldn’t resist saying that part, but yes, Ragna is a “nice” guy as you can see clearly.