The Final Wishes of Hemp
By the time anypony reads this, I will be dead. My only regret is that I could not get this legalized. Enclosed are my final wishes, which I sincerely hope will be followed.
I appoint my brother, Couch Potato, executor of these wishes. I realize he will have no legal authority to make sure these wishes are granted, but I trust he will do his best.
I want Fish Fry’s family to take legal control of all my worldly possessions. I know I will never be able to make amends to them for taking her life, but I hope this will help a little.
I leave whatever is left of my rope business to Couch Potato. He’ll know what to do with it.
Next, I would appreciate it if the papers lying under this one are the only records of what I have done. I would also like them hidden away to minimize the chance that anypony will find them.
My final request is that I be buried next to French Fry, my love, if at all possible. I know I have no right to ask this after what I did to her, and I will understand if this request is refused.
-Hemp