Chapter 3 My Evening With The Apples
Soon after a very eventful trip we finally arrived in Ponyville. Considering it was only a ten minute ride of the super carriage a lot happened on our ride. The main event being the fact Cory tried to "Saved your life" Jacob and pushed to hard which resulted in him being flung off.
Thankfully Jacob had learned how to use his wings during our short time in Canterlot, and flew back onto the carriage without a scratch. Cory on the other hand ended up with a black eye. Sooner or later everything settled down and we landed.
It was around noon and everyone was hungry. Celestia had left us a shit-ton of bits to work with so I decided that we should go eat at Sugercube Corner for lunch. Luckily everyone but me had any kind of knowledge of where everything in this town was and how it functioned. Along with my bad sense of direction and Graham claiming that he saw it a minute ago we stopped at Twilight's library to ask for directions.
When we arrived we knocked on the door to where Twilght stepped out and greeted and asked us if we were the one Celestia sent we replied with a yes and asked us to come in. When we stepped the other Elements of Harmony were already waiting for us along with some delicious daffodil sammichs.
Soon we started moderate conversation with who we were staying with talking about various topics including why we were here, Equestrian history, and how they defeated Nightmare Moon along with Discord. Soon they concluded that apparently Celestia sent us to stay with who ever seemed to fit our personalities and who we were most comfortable with. After awhile it began to grow dark and we decided to spilt our separate ways and hunker down for the night.
Applejack and I soon decided it was time for us to head back to Sweet Apple Acres ourselves and get some dinner and meet the rest of the family. We were almost to the house without a disturbance until Elliott out of fucking nowhere crashes down at our feet in front of us. He claimed that Rainbow Dash was trying to help him do more flying tricks and quickly apologized and flew off again before we could say anything.
Applejack said" He's just like Rainbow Dash ain't he?". I replied with a simple "Eeyup".
Which to my surprise made her giggle a little. Soon we arrived at her home and just like in the cartoon it was huge! She said that there was enough time to show me around everything before we had to eat dinner.
We were just about to enter the barn when all of a sudden the Cutie Mark Crusaders busted out the door yelling "Cutie Mark Crusaders barn fixers yeah!".
I then turned to Applejack and said" This can't be Gooooooo" and with my luck a plank comes down and hits me in the head. Hard.
After about five minutes I start to come to again with a worried Applejack and Three Crusaders standing over me. What was best about that moment though was the fact that Scootaloo was Flipping out really bad and so I decided to play a prank of her.
I feel no sorrow on those who drop a plank on my head so I rolled my eyes into my head and said in my darkest voice "I will eat you souls".
It worked Scootachicken and her friends dashed out of the barn at speeds so fast it would have impressed Pinkie. Soon after our little encounter with the Crusauders, Applejack and I decided that we would take a walk around the Orchard. She was telling me that the Zap Apples were coming into to bloom in the next couple of weeks. I nodded about everything she said more enjoying her company than actually paying attention.
Soon she asked" ain't you even payin attention to me sugar cube?"
I nodded with a yes that seemed a little to fast even for me.
After a few seconds she counter questioned " Then what is t'e 3rd step to make Zap Apple jam?"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!" I mentally screamed
Judging my the weird twisted looking FUUUU face she came to the conclusion that I wasn't listening and decided that she would smack me upside the freaking head which still Fucking hurts for having a plank dropped on it by the CMC. Defiantly not my day.
We soon arrived onto of a hill that overlooked Ponyville that looked like something out of a fairy tale. In other words friggin awesome. We sat on that hill and stared into for a time a long time until she said.
" Van Celestia did pair us with the stallion that best fit our personalities, but did she just mean for housing or something deeper?". With the biggest blush on her face.
I replied "It defiantly could be. If you wanted it to". Dammit I do not want to do a Fluttershy impression here.
She quickly relied two words that would change my Equestrian life forever. "I do".
We leaned in for the most compassionate kiss of my life until.
Then Granny Smith pops out of nowhere and yells.
"Child molester!". And hits me with a frying pan. As I said before, not my day.
Three bandaids and a icepack later we all sat down for dinner. My fanboyism could explode at any moment with all this apple based food before me. Then I thought of something. How do I magiks stuff? Until I saw Big Macintosh stuff his face into his apple pie and pig the fuck out. And with all of my pride in tact I dug in myself.
Soon we were all full apparently you eat twice as much when you a pony. I blame magic for making me feel like a fat ass, but whatcha gonna do? Eventually after a game of Canterolopy which Applebloom rage quit three times we headed up stairs. I asked Applejack if there was a guest room she said yes, but wanted me to keep her company.
I heard Grant's voice in my head yell "Yeah Buddy!"
And we went to bed. Best night if my life.I'm pretty sure we even woke Granny Smith up, and she take five sleeping pills each night, but I'm not going into details because this isn't going to get cloppy.