“Alright, let’s do this.” I mumbled as I let out a deep breath, as I was prepared to knock on the door to Twilight’s library. However, as my knuckles were about to make contact with the wooden surface, I quickly stopped myself and just stared at the door.
“Ok, all I have to do is knock on the door, get inside somehow, and ask Twilight to help me out.” I said as I repeated the plan to myself again for what felt like the tenth time.
“Help a guy from another universe, who wants you to send him back there as fast as possible. It can’t be that hard!” I mumbled quietly in a somewhat sarcastic tone, while I stared at the library door.
“God, this sounded so much simpler in my head earlier.” I whispered quietly as I realised that the only plan that I had to go on, all hinged on Twilight letting me in. Which was probably going to fail if I can’t even get past her bloody front door.
I can’t believe that I was becoming this nervous, though on the other hand I should be. I mean, besides from what I know about Twilight from the show, I knew next to nothing about her. I didn’t even know how she would react to a guy who tells her that he’s from another universe. She'd most likely think that I’m insane or something; or maybe she'd take very well, hell I don’t fuckin’ know.
As I was thought about this, I started feeling a sort of tingling sensation in my hands; it wasn't cold out, seeing how warm it was this afternoon, as it should've been in the spring, at least from what I was told earlier about where I am in terms of time by Sweetie Belle and just from my own general guessing.
In the end I dismissed the tingling sensation as stress from being nervous. I tried to get feeling back into my hands by rubbing them on my coat, only to end up getting zapped by the metal zipper.
“Ouch! Son of a---“I yelped out aloud, being annoyed, but quickly shut up and hoped that if Twilight was inside, that she didn't hear me.
“Hello, is there someone out there?” asked a woman from inside the library, who sounded an awful a lot like a certain purple-pastel pony.
I then began to hear the sound of footsteps approaching the front door.
Crap, well at least it can’t get any worse can it? I thought while weighed the cost-benefits of whether or not to hide in one of the nearby brushes, or just quickly knock on the door before she gets there.
I went for the latter and quickly rapped my knuckles on the door.
After I knocked, I was trying to remain calm as I could, as the door to the library's lock clicked and started to open. In my head it took forever for that damn door to open.
However when it was fully open, there stood a woman about 5'6" - 5'8" in height with dark indigo hair with a pink and purple streak through it, that came down just below her shoulders.
The woman was wearing a purple, knitted sleeveless vest with a white long-sleeve, button down shirt underneath it and dark blue jeans. I also notice a pair of what I thought was reading glasses sitting atop her head; they look similar to Rarity’s glasses, but black instead of red.
Yeah this woman is definitely Twilight Sparkle, no doubt about it. I thought to myself while still trying to keep calm and collected as Twilight stood in front of me.
“Yes, how can I help you this afternoon, sir?” Twilight asked me in a helpful tone as she stood in the doorway.
I was going to be a smart ass and say something along the lines of 'Hey, I’m just a guy from another universe and I’m wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar and get a portal back home, if that’s fine with you?' but I didn’t know what she'd do if I had said that, maybe she would've just slammed the door in my face or ask if this was some type of joke.
My best shot for getting inside the library was to stay in character as Seeker from earlier and say that I’m looking to see if her library had a rare book that she is willing to let me buy from her for my current employer.
Then, once I was inside, I’d just try and explain to her that I’m from another universe and make sure she believes me.
But if that plan failed for whatever reason, I had a backup plan that will convince her that I was from another universe. However I really wish I don’t have to use it seeing how I don’t know what the ramifications will be that might come from it.
I was about to start telling my cover story to Twilight, until I noticed someone else inside, standing behind Twilight. At first I thought it would be Spike and was expecting to see a short kid about 10 - 12 years old with green hair, but I was wrong.
God, was I ever so wrong.
Instead I saw another woman about the same height as Twilight with extremely curly hot pink-colored hair that went down to about her shoulders, who stood behind Twilight and tried to get a peek at what was going on.
A moment after I saw this woman's hair color and how it looked, I knew right then and there that what came next was inevitable.
The woman let out a loud gasp as she ran past Twilight, and almost knocked her down in the process as she crash-tackled me hard into ground, harder than what Rainbow Dash did to me earlier that day.
The moment I hit the ground, I was down for the count. I couldn't move or open my eyes to see what was going on, the only thing I could do was listen to what was going on around me.
“Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?!” Twilight shouted at Pinkie Pie.
Well Twilight, if you didn't see it, she bloody tackled me as if I was going to try and rob the place! I thought back as if I was going to answering her.
“I was only giving him a 'Welcome to Ponyville' hug, Twilight.” Pinkie Pie said in her usual happy upbeat voice.
YOU CALL THAT A HUG!? YOU ALMOST BROKE ME IN HALF! is what I would have shouted at her if I could speak.
Though, then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Pinkie Pie played some form of women’s football in the past and was really good at it, especially if she played against new teams each week.
After Twilight let out a groan of frustration at Pinkie Pie, I started hearing the sound of footsteps on the ground getting louder as whoever was moving stop near my head.
It was at this time I manage to get feeling back into body and sweet merciful God it was not pleasant. My chest felt like it is being crushed by something and I was having problems breathing.
“Come on Pinkie, get off of him and help me get him inside, quickly!” Twilight chided Pinkie Pie, who simply replied with “Okie dokie lokie!”
I felt a great weight lifted off of my chest and was able to breathe normally again.
Who in their right mind would sit on someone’s chest after tackling them? Then again, when has Pinkie Pie ever been in the right frame of mind, I mean she breaks into people’s houses to throw them parties for god’s sake! I wondered, as I was now able to open my eyes, only to be bombarded by the rays of the afternoon sun causing me to quickly close them again in pain.
I slowly opened them a second time just as Twilight and Pinkie Pie both grabbed an arm and pulled me up onto my feet. My body then became something like a rag doll as the two of them dragged me inside the library.
After Twilight and Pinkie Pie managed to pull me inside, they sat me up on a couch somewhere within the room.
I couldn't move any part of my body besides my fingers at the time. I then tried moving my toes, but I got nothing.
It only took a few minutes or so for me to move again after I got hit by Rainbow Dash; it’s been about that, so why can’t I move? I thought worryingly, until I was hit with another thought.
Oh dear god. That hyperactive, cupcake making, party throwing woman fucking paralyzed me! I thought frantically as I continued to try and to move any other part of my body other than my fingers.
During this time, either Twilight or Pinkie Pie, I don’t know who since I still couldn't move my head as of yet, sat down next to me.
After few seconds, I finally manage to get my neck moving again, and started to look at who was next to me and get a better look at the room I was in.
It was Pinkie Pie, and she was sitting really close to me. I mean, close enough that her nose was almost touching mine.
Now, normally I wouldn't be this freaked out with a girl around my age sitting close to me, but Pinkie Pie on the other hand was a completely different matter, she just plain scared the crap out of me.
But now getting a good look at Pinkie Pie, she was wearing a pink shirt with a picture of three balloons, which looks similar to her cutie mark, besides that she was also wearing dark pink denim shorts with matching colored suspenders that went over her shoulders and a pair of knee high socks which were striped with light and dark shades of pink.
With Pinkie Pie being that close to me and combined with her staring at me with her big light-blue eyes, I think it somehow jump started my body into moving again.
The first thing that came to mind for me to do was to back the hell away from her. However, this being a short couch, and due to me being put in the middle of it when I was dragged in here, my back soon hit the arm of the sofa; my momentum carried me over it, and I hit the hard, wooden floor.
Call it fate or karma, they both seemed to hate me for some reason today, seeing as how this was now the third time I had hit the ground today.
With most of my body on the floor and my legs still hanging over the armrest, I was kind of stuck and it didn’t help that now Twilight was now standing over me, looking a bit puzzled at the fact that not even a minute or two ago I was on the lounge and now on the floor.
“Pinkie what happen here?” Twilight asked in a concerned tone.
“I don’t know Twilight, he just woke up and jumped back like as if he had ants in his pants.” Pinkie Pie replied as she was now looking around at the lounge for some reason.
Twilight manage to get my legs off the arm of the lounge. She then got down and helped me back onto my feet; I was still feeling a bit dizzy from both Pinkie’s crush tackle and the small fall off the lounge.
“Twilight, you don’t have any ants in your lounge do you?” Pinkie Pie asked in a somewhat curious tone.
Both Twilight and I let out a sigh at her. While I was shaking my head at Pinkie, Twilight answered Pinkie’s question “No Pinkie, there are no ants in my lounge.”
Pinkie Pie just looked at the both of us, then turned her attention towards me.
“Well then, if Twilight doesn't have any ants in her lounge, why did you jump off the lounge? Also what’s your name, and do you like parties?” Pinkie Pie asked in her usual fast pace manner with curiosity in her voice once again.
I quickly looked over at Twilight, and I knew that she was probably thinking the same thing. Well ok, maybe not if I liked parties or not, but I knew she was thinking about what Pinkie Pie had just asked and with me having not said a word before being brought into her library, this wouldn't help me at all and now, I had been pushed into a corner.
But in order for my plan to still succeed, I needed to get rid of Pinkie Pie, otherwise if she stayed and heard what I had to say; she might tell people that I’m from another universe and cause the townspeople to panic, probably. Luckily for me though, I knew what to say to get her to leave.
“Why yes, I do like parties.” I replied to Pinkie Pie in an upbeat tone that
matched hers.
Well, to be honest, replace 'like' with 'sort of put up with'. Seeing how most parties that I've been to were well, boring. If there’s stuff like a pool table or some video games there, I might play a few games and enjoy myself for a bit but after that, what else is there.
I mean, I don’t dance, if there are people that I know there I’d try and talk to them, but other than that, the most I did at parties was stand against the wall or sit down somewhere then once I’m bored enough, I ended up leaving the party, hopefully without being seen and being forced to stay longer.
After I said this, Pinkie Pie let out another gasp as her face lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. She then jumped off the lounge and within the next second she was standing in front of me with her hands on the side of her face, doing a “oh my god” sort of face.
“Oh my gosh me too!” said Pinkie Pie “what types of Parties do you like? Big ones? Small ones? It doesn't really matter, it’s still a party!” as she threw her hands into the air when she finished talking while showing me a big smile on her face.
It was only just then that I notice some confetti fall on top of me and front in of her.
She must have done it when she threw her hands up into the air I thought.
I was a bit confused at where Pinkie had got the confetti. Then again this is Pinkie Pie we’re talking about, so there’s no point in trying to question it until it needs to be questioned.
After I dusted the confetti off of me, I turned to look back at Twilight, who seemed to be a little annoyed at Pinkie, due to all that confetti that was strewn around her once clean floor.
When I turned back around, Pinkie Pie had her phone out. For what reason is beyond me, Then again this is Pinkie Pie and she could be doing a thousand different things with her phone at this moment. I thought.
“OH MY GOSH, I’M SO LATE!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
Or she was just checking the time. How the hell was I supposed to guess that? I thought.
A look of shock was on her face as she quickly put her phone back into her pocket as she ran over to one of the few tables that was in the room and picked up a book from it, then ran back over towards me and Twilight. She then jumped forward towards Twilight, grabbing and pulling Twilight into a bear hug. I was luckily enough to quickly step out of the way, despite still being hurt from earlier.
“Thank you so so soooo much for letting me borrow this cookbook Twilight and I’m really realllly sorry that I can’t here longer; but I need to get back to the Cakes and start helping them setting up everything for baking tomorrow. I’ll bring it back once I’m done copying some of the recipes out of it.” Pinkie Pie told Twilight with a smile, while still giving her a bear hug.
From the look of things, it seems that Pinkie Pie was trying to strangle Twilight with her bear hug. Again, it wouldn't surprise me if Pinkie played football or now in this case, does some type of weight training.
Though on the other hand, it is kind of hilarious watching Twilight getting crushed by Pinkie Pie, even though I was trying very hard not to show it.
“It’s ok Pinkie, just don’t bring it back with cake batter all over it just like you did last time.” Twilight said as she was trying to break free of her hug.
Pinkie Pie now getting the hint, she finally let go of Twilight and then turned towards me.
Oh god, please don’t do what I think you are going to do. I thought while starting to feel a little uncomfortable.
And she did. Pinkie Pie immediately leaped forward, grabbed me and pulled me in close for a hug. However when Pinkie Pie pulled me towards her, I somehow ended up tripping forwards and my head landed between her… well, her large breasts.
I haven’t even been here for less than a day and what has happen to me so far.
I woke up in a universe of a popular TV show except that everyone is human [As far as I’m aware], I get chased by a dog, get the third degree by Applejack, getting crash tackled by Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie and now I’m being suffocated by the latter’s boobs because she’s bear hugging me, which she hasn't realize that she is doing it.
I swear this day can’t get any worse. I thought to myself as my head was still getting squashed by Pinkie’s large breasts, as I started flailing my arms around and trying to tapping her arms to try to get her attention.
Finally, Pinkie Pie took notice of this and looked down at me.
“What’s the matter, Hatter?” she asked me casually.
“Air!” I manage to croak out to Pinkie Pie
It took about a minute or two for Pinkie Pie to finally realize what she was unintentionally doing to me as she let go of me, causing me to almost fall to the ground again but she caught me before my knees hit the floor and pulled me back onto my feet.
Now, after this experience I started thinking.
If I was in the universe where everyone was a pony, this type of shit wouldn't be happening to me, but noooo. I had to end up in the humanized universe of My Little Pony, where most of the general population are women!
But somehow despite the odds, I manage to find a bright side to this.
Though then again it could have been worst, I could have ended up in one of the previous generations of the show. I found myself shuddering at that thought and thanking God that I didn't end up in one of those universes.
After the dizziness had finally disappeared, I looked over at Pinkie Pie. “Hatter?” I asked in a questioning tone.
“Yeah, you know, for your weird hat.” Pinkie Pie answered while pointing to my fedora and letting out a giggle.
You consider my fedora weird? You know, I could point out how freakishly curly your hair is or even how huge your-
As I was thinking that last part I could help but look down at Pinkie Pie’s large breasts, but I quickly looked away to some random point in the library, hoping that Pinkie Pie or Twilight didn't see me looking.
I got keep this in mind while I’m here in this universe. Staring at women’s breasts is like staring at the sun, stare at it for too long and you will end up getting hurt. Unfortunately for me at that moment, I remembered the rest of that saying which almost caused me to burst out laughing. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses, then you can stare at them as much as you like.
“See ya later Twilight! And thanks again for the cookbook!” Pinkie Pie said as started skipping towards the front door of the library, however she stop before she went outside.
“See you around, Hatter!” Pinkie Pie said before she skipped out of the library and closed the door, leaving both Twilight and I by ourselves.
The two of us just stood there in silence, waiting for the other to make the first move.
End of part one...