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// Poison Joke's sick joke 
// Story: Friendship is shocking 
// by Dragon363 
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(Please I know that Poison Joke can't do stuff like change race of pony but just roll with it please)
(Cole’s PoV)
After I fired the Alpha Rocket ponies started to leave their homes that they were hiding in. Princess Celestia came out too and went to me and said, “Mr. MacGrath so I have to ask how you got you unique ability’s?”
Twilight asked, “Ya how did you get the ability to use magic and you’re just an earth pony? It just doesn’t add up.”
The rest of the crowd that was there was murmuring thing I couldn’t quite make out.

I thought Man why dose Princess Celestia have to put me on the spot what should I tell them? Should I lie about that until I can get some ponies that I trust or should I just tell the town the truth now and save myself the ridicule later. Wait Alden said the city we are from already so might as well tell the whole story. 

After my quick thought I said, “Ok but we might want to sit down because this is going to be a long story”
After I said that Pinkie Pie sat down with a bag of popcorn. Don’t ask me how she got it I don’t know.
After everypony sat down to listen to my tale. I began, “Ok before I start no questions until I finish. Before I can to Ponyville I wasn't ever a pony.” 
Twilight interrupted me by saying, “what do you mean you weren't all ways a pony?”
I replied with, “Let me explain twilight I wasn't from with planet. I don’t even think I’m from this universe. I’m from a planet call earth. Where the dominant sentient beings are humans, humans are close cousins of monkeys. That is pretty much all I can give on what humans are because I really didn't pay much attention in biology, but humans don’t have magic or can fly without air from technology. Ok now no more interruptions please. Now where was I oh yes the bringing well most of my back story isn't important. I’m going to start on the fateful day were my life changed forever.”(I’m not going to type out any of the back story because it just gets too long sorry but if you want to know the story of Cole then please play the games but what isn't told is what happened to Trish and he makes a lie about that part) 
After I finished I saw every pony was stunned. I said very comically to try and lighten the mood from me telling my tale, “Any questions I will try and answer them to the best of my abilities?” 

A lot of ponies raised their hooves.  I pointed to one cross eyed mare and said “Yes what’s your question?”
The mare responded with you said, “The RFI was supposed to kill all conduits how are you alive?”
I replied, “I have no idea sorry” 
I had noticed that Princess Celestia had left when I started to tell my time in New Marais. I wondered why. But I didn't have time to dwell on it. When I noticed that the sun was going down. I realized I didn't have a place to stay. I then said, “Well see ya everypony I got to go” I then ran out of Ponyville into the forest. To do a few things: one not being the biggest lightning rod in the area. 2 have a safe area to hide if Pinkie wants to try and ask useless questions. I climbed a tree and fell asleep on a strong branch

(Next day)
I awoke thinking Wow I had the weirdest dream that I was a pony and Alden was alive and we became on goodish terms. I looked got up and rubbed my eyes with my hands one of which is oddly cold. I then looked at my hands I saw that my hands were hooves and one of the hooves was cybernetic like Kessler’s hand was. I thought what the Hell? I fell out of the tree I was in and landed on my face. (Lol)  After the short pain went away I thought well I guess it wasn't a dream then. I went to stream that was nearby I looked and saw my chest was cybernetic too plus I had a horn like twilight has. My next thought was Oh my I’m a pony version of Kessler somehow. I wonder what made me look like Kessler. Maybe it was the attack from Alden, Nah. Also why am I unicorn? Might as well go to Ponyville and be friendly to the other ponies. I then started to Ponyville.