The days of that spring had flown by like butter dripping off a hot biscuit. Finn had vowed not to smoke weed around Pinkie, feeling guilty about the previous incident. The spring was mostly him, Pinkie and Willie hanging out watching MLP, just him and Willie smoking kush or Finn and Pinkie chilling out in the apartment talking about Equestria. Pinkie appeared to be aware of her existence as a show character but refused to speak of how she came to sentience as a plushie or how she had pulled off so many biological impossibilities (moving without muscles, talking, being a living plushie). Still, Pinkie had never been anywhere besides Finns apartment and Willies pad, being forced to hide in the bag for the ride to the crib. He decided he would take her to the park one late night and show her the city when there were few people out.
"OK Pinkie get into my satchel." he told Pinkie, pointing at his satchel
"Satchel? All I see is a purse!" Pinkie said smiling
"Shut up Pinkie" he muttered as she got into the bag.
Walking out with the bag, Pinkie was peeking her head out to look around (somehow not realizing that she was defeating the satchels purpose) as on the way down they ran into Tegan, his hot neighbor down the hall.
"Hey Finn!" she said
"Hi Tegan." he sid, trying not to stare at her chest, accentuated by her cocktail dress.
"What are you doing Finn?"
"Just gong out, you?"
"Oh ive got a date with-oh here he is now!" her head swiveling.
Who else should stride up but Finns brother Ziggy. She ran up and kissed him in a way that hurt Finns heart a tiny bit.
"Seeya Finn!" she yelled in a giggly joyful manner
"Yeah and nice fucking pony!" Ziggy said mockingly, pointing at the plushies head sticking out of the bag.
They both laughed in a tone more rude than Finn would have liked and looked out. Finn was really pissed off that they saw Pinkie but was thankful they didn't see her moving.
"Goddamn cock blocking pony, fucking Ziggys asshole self" he muttered under his breath as he walked out the apartment door. Eventually they found a park in the center of the city and he let Pinkie out.
"Hey Pinkie, im sorry if I sounded mad earlier"
"OK and next time I wont block you from obtaining roosters."
"uuhh Ok" Finn said, a bit confused but remembering his line about Pinkie being a "cock blocker"
The city had a beautiful skyline in spite of all of its issues. The Faust Tower stood tall and powerful, a symbol of the cities former glory. The Midway theater stood nearby, the decrepit old building clearly having once been the place to be in the roaring 20's.
They enjoyed each others company as they sat there joking about clop, when Finn turned to Pinkie and said
"You know Pinkie, you could just be a hallucination but I am truly glad I met you. Did you know you are my very best friend?"
"Oh Finn, your my best-est friend in the whole wide world, wait is this world wide? I think Equestrias flat" she said suddenly fascinated by this latest digression.
He laughed and picked her up, kissing her head and hugging her into his body and looking at the big cruel city, wishing that this moment could last forever.
This lasted for about an hour until Pinkie simply asked Finn "Hey Finn why dont you ask out that mare?"
"You mean Tegan?" he asked
"Yeah!"
"I don't know, I really don't have a shot. I guess im afraid.
"And why don't you stand up to your brother, i've seen how he treats you, aren't you tired of running narcotics?" This was weirdly free of digressions and Pinkie sounded as serious as she could get.
"You know, im pretty afraid of that sort of thi, you see I was diagnosesd with Aspergers Syndrome, a symptom of which is social anx-"
"Horseshit!"
"PINKIE!"
"Sorry Finn but in Equestria we dont have such psychological crutches, look I used to be scared of things but Grannie Pie"
"Yeah im familiar with the song, I am a brony."
Pinkie looked at him meaningfully and poked his chest "But did you take it to heart? Finny you gotta stand up tall and learn to face your fears!" she soon began singing the whole song and by the end Finny joined in singing in unison, prompting one neighbor to yell out his window "shut the fuck up!"
Finn put Pinkie into his bag and went home in a good mood. He felt ready to take on anything.
The next morning he strode by Tegans apartment, smiling and said
"Hello Tegan!"
"Oh hi Finn" she replied. She seemed a bit off-put by Finns uncharacteristically hyper enthusiastic attitude.
"So how did the date go last night?" he asked inquisitively
"Yuck, don't mention it. No offense I know hes your brother but uuhhh...yuck!."
"Oh don't worry, I know hes an asshole." Finns heart went into his stomach a bit but he managed to confidently muster "Anyways im curious if you were busy on Friday."
"Well no im going clubbing with my girlfriends" she said, as Finns heart went down to his stomach in that sinking happieness sensation.
"Well why dont I take you with and you can be my date!" she said excitedly
Finn smiled a big smile and said "Great, ill pick you up here at 9:00" he than left and went to his apartment and danced a little jig before kissing Pinkie straight on the face.
He and Pinkie went to Willies place later that day, passing a murder scene and 3 more condemned buildings. Willie opened the door and said "Finn my nigga! and Pinkie Pie too! Haha" he smiled and hugged them both before letting them in. Distantly a Mic the Microphone song was playing and they sat down on the couch to watch MLP. 20 minutes in, Willie got into a heated and racially tinged argument with Finn over whether humanized Pinkie should be black or white.
"Do you not see her mane, its nappy as hell!" Willie said pointing at Pinkie.
"Look man, Pinkie is incredibly white. Her voice is white, and every pony is white. The only black there is Zecora. Quit trying to forcefully diversify the show. She eats cupcakes and cookies, not kool aid and fried chicken"
"Finn das racist as fuck. Fuck You!" they both looked at eachother and began laughing super hard.
They turned to Pinkie asking her "Ok Pinkie, if you were a human what race would you be?"
"The Amazing Race!" she said, remebering a show she and Finn watched
The two started laughing again. Finn stayed another hour before leaving with Pinkie. "Alright yall take care now! God bless!"
"God bless you too Willie!" Finn yelled.
"Celestia bless you!" Pinkie yelled as Finn was up the block. Faintly they hear Willie yell "Hell yeah!"
The rest of the week was the same with miserable stretches of time at work punctuated by chilling with Pinkie. Friday finally showed up, and Finn put on a black collared shirt with a white tie, and his hair styled a bit. He looked a bit like Neon Lights. He showed up at her door carrying a little bouquet of flowers of which he handed to her.
"Oooh these are lovely!" she said sniffing the flowers and putting them in a vase.
Tegan was wearing a lovely party dress, a bright green thing.
"You look amazing in that dress." he said
"This? Oh its just a crazy old thing I wear sometimes. But thanks" she looked him up and down and said "and my do you look good"
"Oh, thanks" he said, extremely pleased but attempting to act like he didn't care.
They waited at her apartment waiting for her friends to show up. They showed up 20 minutes laer, in the middle of a conversation about the Pet Shop Boys who were apparently her favorite band. There were two girls, another white girl who was sort of fat and frankly not all that attractive named Hannah and a tall, black woman named Michelle. They all hit it off and they got into Michelles car, with Tegan having clearly made an attempt to sit next to him. She even put her hand on his hand, a feeling he had never actually known.
They all strode in, the volume of some Skrillex song deafening and grating on Finns nerves, the man an amateur critic. Tegan grabbed Finns hand and led him onto the dance floor and reluctantly Finn began dancing a bit poorly much to Tegans amusement. Knowing he had something good going Finn stopped caring and went all out in his dancing. As the night progressed with hits by Deadmau5 and other techno artists were playing they each had a lot of fun and near the end were practically making out in the middle of the dance floor. At one point she even twerked/grinded/juked on him to "Get Low" by Lil Jon.
After a while they both got tired and went to the bar to get some drinks where they continued conversing with their friends
"Yeah way to ignore us and spend all the time with your damn boyfriend!" Hanna yelled semi-jokingly. Everyone laughed and Tegan looked at Finn funny but not rudely.
They continued on through the night until 2:00 AM when everyone agrreed it as time to go home. The carride was a short one and for Finn the night had just begun
Tegan walked with Pinkie to his apartment and she said "do you wanna let me in for some coffee?
"Uuuh OK" he said letting her in. He began fumbling around in his kitchen, slightly drunk while Tegan sat down on the couch. He emerged with two coffee mugs one of which he offered to her
"Oh, uh thanks" she said, not actually having expected coffee
"You know Teagan, I don't think ive ever had this much fun with anyone before" he said joyfully
"Yeah I had a really good time too." she than reached for his tie and pulled him forward into a deep, french kiss that rocked his world (pardon the cliché).
They made out for half an hour, he gradually becoming more confident in his kissing when he decided to take a gamble and grabbed one of her breasts and began stroking the thing, a Solid D-cup.
"Maybe we ought to take this to your bedroom." she said smiling
"Alright...uh look Tegan I dont have much experience with this so uhh..."
"Don't worry Finn, you cant be worse than your brother was.Seriously, I think id rather receive an enema from a man in a nazi uniform.
Finn cringed at the fact that she and his brother did in fact have sex but laughed at her negative critique of his sexual performance. They went into his bedroom, where he immediately knocked Pinkie off the bed before Tegan could see her.
"ouchie!" Pinkie said
"What was that!?" Tegan asked, hearing the word of Pinkie
"Must have been a gust of wind..."
"Oh"
Pinkie slunk out of the room while Finns body intertwined with Tegans in an embrace that felt like it would last forever.