//------------------------------// // The P-Team (P means Pony) // Story: Celestial Love Book 2: Homesick // by LunaLover1990 //------------------------------// In 2012, a young stallion named General Smiddy in the land of Equestria gathered together a team of ponies to help him be able to see his family in his dimension/world Earth, but still be able to see his new squeeze, Luna. If you've got a problem switching between dimensions, if you need a portal to Equestria, call in, the P-Team! *In a voice over alongside some closed captions* Applejack, the Honest, Bravehearted Motherbucker of an apple farmer/farmer's daughter! Rarity, the Generous-yet-vain Primadonna of a beauty-queen! Pinkie Pie, the Wild-Ass Party-Pony! Fluttershy, the Gentle Tree-Hugger! Rainbow Dash, the Mega-Fast, boastful-yet-trustworthy Element of Loyalty! And Twilight Sparkle, the Magical Over-Achiever! ..... I started at Sweet Apple Acres to ask my new boss, Applejack, if she would help. I told her everything as quickly as I could. "So, Miss Applejack," I began, hopeful. "Now that you understand what is going on... could you... please help me?" "Well now, sho 'nuff sugarcube! Ah think it's real nice what y'all've got goin' on with the Moon Princess! I'll help in anyway Ah possibly can!" I smiled at her response, not able to help laughing at her drawl. I'd never heard it so close up, save for when I applied. I apologized for laughing, and she said it was alright. She waved good-bye as I walked off. ..... Next up, Fluttershy, I thought to myself as I walked to her house. Remembering some creepy youtube videos, I avoided her shed, so as to avoid the fate of that fake RD, and went straight to her front door. I knocked on her door 3 times before she worked up the nerve to answer. "H-hello?" She spoke in fear at first, then, for some reason, she perked up when she noticed it was me. "Excuse me, Fluttershy, um, could you please help me in the quest I'm going on?" I asked, hoping she would say yes, despite her common fear. Surprisingly, she answered almost instantly with great vigor, "Oh, why, yes! I would love to!" I jumped at her sudden change of tone, then smiled. She smiled and made her "squee" that makes everybody d'aww! ..... As I walked up to Pinkie Pie's house, I jumped as Pinkie Pie suddenly shouted, "Hi there! Need some help?" as she appeared right beside me out of no where, scaring the shit out of me. "Uh, yes." I stated, after which I explained the situation. "So then, Pinkie, will you h-" "OH YES! I'd love to help!" She interrupted as she ran to gather her supplies. Okay, I thought to myself. Only 3 ponies to go! And yet, even as I smiled at Pinkie Pie's crazy antics and zaniness, I feared she might be like in Cupcakes, and I might be on her list, and that was why she was so entheusiastic. I made the sign of the cross and made a quick prayer as I flew off to get Rainbow Dash on board. ..... "Yo, Dash, what's up?" I shouted as I knocked on her door. "Uh, what is it ya need, exactly?" She asked. I explained the story, going into as vivid of detail as I could, without mentioning the details of the sex Luna and I had. "Ah, I see what the problem is. And you want my awesomeness to help you out?" She replied, boastful. "Um... yes?" I said, a bit confused as to how to react. "Alright, alright, I'll do it. On one condition: you beat me in a flying race. I grinned, happy to have been challenged to this. "Deal!" I replied. And now for a side-story!