Pinkie was just trotting through Ponyville when anything, everything and something happened. She found herself swept off of her feet and she drifted into the land of imagination, except she didn't. She was actually standing in the middle of the market with a really derpy expression on her face. Suddenly she wanted some pears, except she didn't because of Doctor Whooves. Then suddenly she had a craving for cake because she was Pinkie Pie. So she ate some cake but then she was still hungry so she decided to go back to the marketplace. She met herself because I had not actually stated she ever left the marketplace. I quickly fix everything to stop the story from breaking too many laws of physics (Good luck with that, this is Pinkie we're talking about). Suddenly all her friends came along so she threw a party, the party flew over everyone's heads and smashed a window, so everyone had to clean up, but it was okay because I didn't stretch the scene out.
After Pinkie was done screwing around with physics and word play she decided to go to the Moon, but once she realised she couldn't go to the Moon she didn't want to go. I decided I should probably add some kind of plot to this story but Pinkie dismissed it because it was a stupid idea, she said and I quote "Good stories have no plot" I agreed because clop-fictions are never best-sellers. She said that's not what I meant, but I knew what I meant. Then me and Pinkie had an argument and she said she was leaving and not coming back until the fourth paragraph.
Now I'm stuck on this paragraph seeing as Pinkie was the main character, so I spent several minutes figuring out what to do. I thought of ending the paragraph early, but then I thought you might all think that was cheating. Wow, this story is going nowhere. I know! Suddenly a catastrophic event happened that caused the rest of this paragraph (Which I definitely wrote, the catastrophic event just got rid of it) to disintegrate.
Pinkie then returned, but said I cheated, I said I didn't. I told her all about the catastrophic event, then we made up, not to be confused with making out, we didn't do that. There's a wall in between us, the fourth one to be exact, so we wouldn't have been able to make out even if I had Pinkie's consent. At this point me and Pinkie were wondering how many minds we had blown, seeing as somehow me and Pinkie were talking before I wrote the text saying that we spoke, meaning everything we did had a delay. Pinkie got annoyed at the fact the entire world was delayed and decided to fix it by telling me to write in future tense. Pinkie is going to regret saying that, because now she has to see her own actions twice, once in the form of words, then again through her own eyes. Upon seeing what I just wrote Pinkie said she's prefer if I continued writing in present tense. I agreed, saying that I had already begun.
Pinkie was getting tired, so I rewrote the story so that she wasn't, and there was a massive chocolate cake in front of her. She took a big bite, only to find it was filled with para-sprites.
"Hey!" says Pinkie, who was suddenly surprised that the format of her speaking was changing to that of that one episode from Looney Tunes, Duck Amuck was it? Pinkie realised that and quickly resented the idea. "Hey wise guy! Don't you dare mess with me, we all know what happened to Daffy Duck!"
I got my pencil and erased her mouth, Pinkie reached into her pocket, which wasn't there because she was a pony and doesn't wear clothes, but still, it's the same question as 'Where does sonic keep the rings and chaos emeralds'. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, she reached into her non-existent pocket and pulled out an 'ACME spare mouth'. She put it on her face, and said "Right, before we go any further I'm ending this story!" Unfortunately it was Pinkie, so I kind of have to stop the story now. Sorry guys. Umm...
Bye?
No, we can't leave, there needs to be at least 1,000 words. Pinkie! Come back! "Fine, but no Looney Tunes!" I told Pinkie there would be no Looney Tunes. Pinkie re-appeared in the marketplace, she walked around for a bit, but quickly got bored. I quickly made something up that would make this interesting. Hey Pinkie, why don't you ask for me to do something? "Okay! Umm.... *gasp* I know! We could THROW A PARTY!" So Pinkie threw a party for all her friends, the party she threw flew past everyone though, and it smashed a window. Everyone had to help clean it up, but it's okay because I can leave that part out (I realised upon re-reading this that I had repeated that joke, oh well). After they had cleaned up Pinkie remembered something. "Hey mister! I just remembered! We gotta end the story, I've gotta go to Sugar Cube Corner!" I suggested that the story could follow Pinkie there, seeing as it's not fixed to this one location. "That's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that" So, Pinkie ran to Sugar Cube Corner, she jumped behind the counter. "uhh..., This job isn't very exciting to watch, jus' sayin'" I told Pinkie it was okay, because I can do this:
Five Hours Later
"Wow! That was awesome, all the time went past like *whoosh* and I didn't even have time to see the time times itself into a future time and..." Something caught Pinkie's eye "Something did?"
Pinkie walked over to it "I did?"
It was a small device, Pinkie didn't know what it did "Hey! I know what this does! It's obviously a reality transmorgifier!"
I told Pinkie it was not a reality transmorgifier, it was a stop watch. Pinkie stared blankly at me, and to be honest, I'm not sure which direction that was, but she was definitely staring at me. She sighed and looked at the stopwatch.
"Oh, I know what else this is! It's an obvious plot device! You're trying to tell me we're out of time!"
Pinkie figured out what the significance of the watch was, so the story ended, whether there would be a sequel or not, was a mystery to all but Pinkie.