//------------------------------// // Going Back! // Story: 60's Spiderman Returns To Equestria: Spidey's Interactive Adventure // by Unknown-Brony //------------------------------// From the previous episode: "Spiderman got caught by the Mane 6 and brought the justice. Unfortunately it wasn't home, so they went to princess Celestia. After he asked them ... nicely to let him go, the ponies got mad for nothing and the princess threw him as a cruel leader, in the moon cannon, damning his faith. Now that he is dead, we shall end this show," the narrator voice said, relieved to get rid off his personal enemy, leaving. As Spiderman hit the moon, he couldn't withstand the fall, crushing. Fortunately for him, poor Princess Luna got sent on the moon again before she disturbed her sister during ... I think you have enough imagination to know what they were doing. Anyway, after Luna disturbed Celestia's hoof-a-cure (what were you guys thinking?), she didn't even think about it, and banished her yet again on the moon. Don't worry. Princess Luna is sent many times to the moons lately. Everytime her sister would send her like that, the princess of the night would grab her paper hat and start her Moonstuck adventure! But, this time was different. She had found a red creature she never saw before. She looked at it for a while, but it didn't breathe. She's been sent for so many times there that she would pity the poor creature for it's cruel faith of meeting her sister. Using her magic, she brang life back to Spidey. Don't ask me how because Spidey might've been protected by his not-giving-a-fuck powers he obtained in NYC. "It's not that I give a fuck, which I don't but ... where am I?" Spidey asked the Princess, while he started floating around in his typical I-don't-actually-give-a-fuck position. "What in the hoof are you?" The princess asked a little bit surprised that her magic actually worked. "Me? The spider on my back has only 6 legs... my life is a lie..." Sensing another turbulence from the not-giving-a-fuck force, the narrator guy came back, as stressed as ever, hoping that his feelings were wrong. Unfortunately for him, his feelings were right. "Weren't you supposed to die!?" the narrator asked Spidey, while some paper sheets noises could be heard. "It was nothing written of you coming back! I made sure of that!" "I'm sorry. Here, take this," Spidey said as he picked up a tiny moon rock. "This is the only fuck I ever gave." "-beeps cover his curses that even a sailor would be jealous-" In the meanwhile, as Spiderman would be fighting with a voice that seemed to come from the sky, Luna was very amused by the scene she was attending. "Thou amused us, creature!" She told him, using her royal Canterlot voice. At that moment, Spiderman started to spin all around the place, as her scream got both him and the narrator off guard, scaring them. Afterwards, Calm, Spidey took a sit on a rock. "And not a single fuck was given that day," he told Luna, who smiled back. "Unfor... well, seems like we're stu... Spiderman is going to stay with us more. The directors love the idea of him coming back. But I..." "Hold on! I'm taking a shit!" Spiderman interrupted the narrator, as he was looking like he was gonna do it. "Didn't you forget something? Your costume?" the voice asked him. After taking an official tone, he started to yell at the sky: "Here are your options. Fuck you, I'm Spiderman," He said, counting fingers on his hand. And, as the argue kept going, princess Luna couldn't help herself not to laugh even harder the whole entire time. "If you made my sister so angry that she sent you here, then I like you. Not many ponies got this far in annoying her, as I was always sent to the moon," She told Spiderman, capturing his full attention from the narrator. As the red costumed hero started walking towards the princess, he started floating again. "Excuse me while I fuck the sky" He said, making her burst into tears of joy. "But... we will need to wait until we get back..." Princess Luna said disappointed, as she was admiring the Earth. "Can't you fly?" Spidey asked ironically, imitating a chicken. "Brilliant idea! But hey ... did you just help me?" The princess asked confused. After a short while of awkwardness, Spiderman started to yell and run all over the place. "THIS IS ME! GIVING A FUCK!" After he got over his enthusiasm, he hopped on Luna's back. "Giddy up horsey!" "Excuse me?" "Giddy up princess horsey!" Telling herself that she would never understand that odd red creature, she flapped her wings, and started to fly back to Ponyville, totally ignoring any gravity or laws of physics, as Spidey said: "Screw physics!" "Once we get back, can I count on you?" She asked him as they got in the atmosphere of Earth where they should be falling like a comet, instead of what they were actually doing, having a casual not-give-a-single-fuck talk. "It's not that I give a fuck, but count on me for what?" Spidey asked his joyride. "Well, doing what you do best, but to my sister," Luna said, bursting into an evil laughter. "You two are definitely sisters... but, fuck the police!" Spidey yelled, while waving his hands. "I'll take that as a yes," the mare replied, as the towers of the Canterlot castle could be seen in the horizon. "Remember, take your time, and come visit as often as possible. "It's not that I give a fuck but..." His words stopped there as princess Luna dropped him off over a forest. As he kept falling, he hit a tree ... spot on. "Ouch my arachnads!" He kept yelling on his way down. In the end he stopped on a branch. "No one understand our love," he said, hugging the branch. "What will happen next to your beloved here? I totally hate him but ... the money I get from narrating I need. And who will he annoys to hell next?" The narrator guy asked the audience. ~~~~~What should be next?~~~~~ I'm giving you guys the chance to chose what is next! And it seems like it’s Rainbow Dash!