//------------------------------// // Chapter 3.5: Humans of Equus // Story: Elements of Brotherhood // by Fuster Cluck //------------------------------// Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down Now stay right there, cause I’ve fucking had it Now I’ll tell you all how I got on this planet West Russia is where I trained Through sun, through snow, even if it rained Shoot outs, fragging, reloading all cool And learning to swim inside the pool When a couple of guys, who were incredibly smart Started making engines, state of the art My mom got old, and she died happily The general said “We’re sending you off planet cuz you got no more family” There was a soldier looking at us, then he sat down Said his name was Bourbon, an obvious clown If anything I’d say that guy had downs But then everything went black, being frozen astounds Woke from cryo, everything was covered in ice And yelled to Bourbon “I hate it when you’re right” Landed on the planet, this place seemed nice Then something crunched under my boot, “MORE FUCKING ICE”