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// Transcript 10 
// Story: The Transcripts of Deep Cover Operative Spike 
// by Matthais Unidostres 
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Transcript 10
Time: Season 2 Episode 21: Dragon Quest




Your Majesty,
I AM SO STUPID!!!
Okay, so here's what happened. The Great Dragon Migration happened recently, and the ponies basically laughed at me and said that I wasn't a real dragon. I wasn't ferocious and scary, just little and cute. First of all, I'm still a baby! Of course I wouldn't be ferocious! However, as I already said, I am so stupid! So stupid that I let it bother me. It bothered me so much that I decided to go out and meet some dragons and see if I can become a better one so I could fulfill our mission better. I made some lame excuse that "I wanted to know where I came from," which was a lie, cause you already told me that. 
Anyway, I was stupid enough to hang out with some teenage dragons. My gosh, no wonder you need a Perfect Civilized Logical Magically Potent Dragon Prince! The average dragon teen is barbaric! Those idiots were gonna smash Phoenix eggs! PHOENIX EGGS! The proud, immortal, bird of fire; they wanted to kill, and while still in the egg! They tried to get me to smash one, but I refused, a big mistake seeing I couldn't control my magic yet. Luckily, Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash came by to bail me out via mass-teleportation spell. Anyway, I was a fool to think that I wasn't a true dragon. I have an amazing future ahead of me! But then again, it kinda feels weird to have my future mate say how I'm just a cute little baby or whatever. Perhaps that's what set me off. Anyway, it wasn't a complete loss. I got a pet Phoenix out of the deal! Spike out!