Medkits, ammopacks and...ponies?

by BOBthieBomber


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Over the map of Oman a single F 35 was flying. The pilot had managed to be the last one flying after a two on two air battle between both sides. Ha was laughing to himself inside the cockpit while fooling around. He thought he was safe when suddenly someone was shooting at him. He looked back and saw that a SU 35 had already got airborne and was behind him. He cursed himself for his lack of understanding for the spawn time for vehicles. He started by dodging the enemy’s gunfire by bolting to the left. The SU 35 followed with ease. He then started to make a loop which the enemy plane easily followed. He continued this task with his pursuer right behind him for a while before realization came to him.

“Holy shit, I have started a limbo.” He once again cursed before he saw another thing. Luck was on his side. The enemy plane got tired and left the circle which gave him an opportunity for revenge. He immediately darted after the enemy plane and when he was finally behind him he opened fire. The sound of the F 35s GAU 12 filled him with calmness when he saw the enemy plane in front of his explode into a firing ball. He passed the burning wreckage and started to laugh to himself. He locked back at the wreckage without looking where he was going before looking back towards the front. When he was looking forward once again he was filled with fear. He was heading straight for the largest building on the map. In reaction, he immediately clicked E and was sent flying out of the aircraft. He immediately deployed his parachute and saw when the aircraft in full speed slammed into the concrete building. He expected to see the wreckage falling down from the side of the building but saw nothing of that. Before he could think of something else he slammed down on the ground and got shakily up. He checked himself before yelling out loud.

“I’M ALIVE” He yelled out loud before he got headshoted by a Russian sniper.

The Russian sniper was residing on top of the Oman hotel and was now on his twelve kill. He aimed out from his SV 98 and said.

“Boom, headshot” With a ridiculous strong Australian accent without noticing the American Assault that was slowly walking up behind him with his knife out.

Meanwhile inside the construction building the mysterious worker stopped weld and took of his ear protection. He looked around and said.

“What the hell was that?” Before going back at finishing whatever he was working with without noticing the full-scale war that was going on outside.

Meanwhile in the spawn menu.

“MOTHER FUKING SNIPER BASTARD. I’M GONNA FIND THAT SONA BITCH AND RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OF.” The pilot yelled into the mic for everyone to hear while waiting for the F 35 to spawn again, which would have been a while ago.