//------------------------------// // SUPER IMPORTANT MEETING! // Story: The Adventures of Ponybuscus // by Supahsnail //------------------------------// Twilight's home was a hollowed out tree with rows of books neatly stacked from wall to wall. Aside from that, there were seven ponies inside of it: Toby; Applejack; Rainbow Dash; Twilight, the unicorn Toby had spoken to before; and three others, another winged pony with pink hair, a normal pony with a pink coat, and a unicorn with a white coat and curly white hair.They were all staring at Toby, and for a good reason. He was talking to himself. "Hello once again, audience!" He said. "Who is he talking to?" The white coated unicorn whispered to Twilight. She didn't respond. "When we left off, I was chasing two ponies, and they were going really fast. And I just... just the thought of all that physical activity makes me feel..." He crouched down and made a few fake vomiting sounds. "Bllluuugggrrr! Bllluuugggrrr!" He sniffled, "Whoo! I feel better now! Where was I? Oh yeah. I read some of the comments, and a lot of you are saying that the link to download this game is broken, and it doesn't send you anywhere. I promise I'm gonna look into that. And you know what happens when I promise something... I completly forget about it. Think about it. That's always what happens." The white unicorn leaned toward Applejack. "Is he... is he talking to himself?" She asked. "I think you know the answer to that, Rarity," Applejack replied. Twilight recognized Toby from earlier that day. In addition to being a strange pony that talked to himself, he had seemed to be confused and a little bit lost. She looked at Applejack and asked, "Why did he come here with you?" Applejack shrugged, "He followed me. Explaining things to him just seemed like a waist of time." "I can believe that," said Twilight. She turned to Toby, who had already begun to survey the room. "Why are you here?" she asked. "Do you even know?" "My name... Is Toby," he said. "I have come to murder demons and eat buscuits! And I'm all out of biscuits!" "I like him!" the pink pony exclaimed. Twilight attempted to draw some sense from what he had said. "Were you sent from the princess? Are you here to tell us about the swarm?" "The what?" Toby asked. "That would be a no," Rainbow Dash commented. "He clearly isn't supposed to be here Twilight! We should just kick him out and get back to buisness!" "That is your oppinion," said Toby. Rainbow Dash sighed and covered her eyes with her hoof. "We don't have time for any of this!" Twilight exclaimed. "We should have left an hour ago!" She turned her back to Toby and adressed her five friends. She began to explain what was so important. "Do you remember what happened at the..." Toby wasn't listening to her as she talked. Instead, he was looking around at the bookshelves. "Let's see..." He said to himself. "Is this like Skyrim? Do I just look at books and then level up? That would be awesome! How do I pick up books? How do ponies use books without fingers? That makes no sense." Meanwhile, Twilight was still talking to her friends. "... And that's all that the letter said," she continued. "The princess can explain more when we get to the castle." "Guys!" Toby yelled. He was looking out the window. "Does that yellow, flying pony with the pink hair have a twin sister?" Rainbow Dash looked at Toby, then at the pink haired pegasus in the room. "I don't know what he's talking about," the yellow pegasus said nervously. "I see her in the room..." Toby began. "But she's also outside..." "Let me see!" Applejack demanded as she ran to the window. Sure enough, she saw her friend outside leading a family of ducks down a dirt road. "Care to explain that, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash demanded. She turned to where the pegasus had been standing, but she was nowhere to be seen. "Where'd she go?" She exclaimed. Everyone in the room began to frantically look around the library. "I don't see her!" Twilight cried. "That's 'cus the real Fluttershy's outside!" said Applejack. "This one's a fake. That's why she's hiding! Rainbow Dash musta' grabbed the wrong Fluttershy!" "Yeah, like it's my fault!" Rainbow Dash snapped. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Toby yelled. "Were you even listening to me?!" Twilight demanded. "PFFFT! I can't listen to drawn out explinations. My brain works too fast!" Toby replied. He looked up at the ceiling and screamed, "OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" The other five ponies looked up in the direction Toby was staring. They saw something that they all had hoped they would never see again. A pitch black changeling with leathery wings and green eyes was crawling on the ceiling like an insect. It looked back at them when it was detected and hissed like a snake. "Wow," Toby said. "That thing has a lot of holes in its legs!" The changeling set its sights on the window. The only thing in its way from freedom was a thin sheet of glass and Toby. It pushed off the ceiling and shot itself toward the window like an arrow. "Look out!" Twilight exclaimed. "Why?" Toby asked before he saw the changeling flying straight at him. "No, No, No, GODDANG IT!" Toby yelled without enough time to react. The changeling crashed into Toby and rammed him into the wall. Toby grabbed onto its neck and held on for dear life. The changeling then began to wildly slide him up and down the wall to shake him loose. "Toby, just let go!" Applejack yelled. "I'm hitting the booya button!" Toby cried. "IT ISN'T WORKING!" Toby kicked off of the wall with his back legs, throwing the changeling off balance and causing it to bend bacwards. "AWW YEAH!" Toby yelled. "TOBY SMASH!" He bared down with all of his weight and rode the changeling into the groundd with a loud thud. The changeling stopped moving. Toby stood himself up and basked in the glory of his victory. "YES! AWW YEAH!" He cried. "I don't know who that guy was, and I don't know why we were even fighting, but I aint even care! I aint even care!" The other five ponies looked at him with genuine surprise. "WHATCHU GOT!?" Toby yelled at the limp changeling. "WHATCHU GOT!?" The door to the library slowly opened. Standing in it was the real Fluttershy. "Is every pony okay?" she asked in a soft voice. "I heard crashing sounds and I thought something bad was happening, but if everything's okay, I'm sorry for intruding." "Aww! You are just a little cutie!" Toby said. Fluttershy looked down and backed up. "Um... Thank you," she whispered. Twilight put a map and a few other items in her saddlebag and headed to the door. "We need to leave now!" she said. "Can I come?" Toby pleeded. "That depends," Twilight said, "If you stayed here, would you accidently set the town on fire." "I think that is probably a safe bet." Toby admitted. "Well then, I suppose you're coming with us. Alright everybody let's..." "I gotta pause it," Toby interrupted. "Thanks for watching! click the annotation in the top right to watch the next video! Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you! Peace off. Boop!"