//------------------------------// // Chapter 14: Month // Story: A Hero's Choice // by Gin_the_Fox //------------------------------// Chapter 14: Month Authors note: This means the character was interrupted (-), this means that the character is thinking. Where am I... What happened to me. Lan woke up from his slumber. Thoughts collected in his mind. What happened... the fight... with... the Nameless... dragons...!!! Lan tried to move his non-existing wings, and as said, it didn't work. Damnit all... what the hell is on me right now... it's breathing... Twilight... Lan slowly opened his eyes and saw Twilight sleeping on him. Although Lan didn't want to move, he had to piss like a wanker. (Punslol) He slowly moved Twilight off him, allowing for her to continue her slumber. Lan stumbled out of his hospital bed, almost falling off. He slowly but surely made it to the restroom and... you know what... leave that your imagination. Once done, he moved to the mirror to wash his face. He splashed the water on his face. He looked at himself, noting his missing horn. The headaches were gone, but he wanted his 'damn' horn back. Lan sighed. He turned off the water and looked down at the mirror. He didn't see Lan Jenkins, he saw Lan Gin. Hero of Equestria. ...Fuck it. I'm going to save this world, no matter what. No one will stop me. I. Will. Be. Victorious. Lan heard water dropping, but it wasn't the sink. "L-l-lan..." Lan turned and saw Twilight, with a surprised look on her face. Like she saw a ghost. Like she is seeing a ghost. "LAN!!!" Twilight jumped on Lan, causing both of the pony's to land in the shower. Twilight started to rub on Lan, kissing him every so often. "...Lan..." Twilight said softly. "Yes Twilight." "I'm so happy that your awake..." Twilight started to cry. This time streams of tears. "The doctors said if you didn't wake up today, they were... going to..." "What Twili-" "THEY WERE GOING TO PULL THE PLUG!!!" Twilight sobbed on Lan. "Twilight..." "Lan..." Lan gave his signature smile. "My name is Lan Gin. You know i'm stronger than most!" Twilight smiled back. "I love you." "I love you too." The door opened, letting in two doctors. "Twilight! Twilight were ar- LAN!!! WHERES LAN!!!" "What?! Now wh... Twilight must of moved him! We told her not too. She gets way to emotional." Lan got up from the shower, and walked towards the doctors. "LAN?! By gorge your ok! I ca-" Lan took the doctor and slammed him into the wall, almost bursting through the wall. "Pull the plug on me now? I don't want that now!" Lan's smile turned into seriousness. "Now if you will excuse me, I have a date with the outside world." Lan let go of the doctor. "Nope, we have to run tests." "..." Lan looked at Twilight, which got out of the shower. "Fine." ~~~~~~~ After the tests, Lan and Twilight left together. It was a bright day. Lan knew what he had to do. "So Twilight... what happened?" "A lot of things... where to begin?" Twilight pondered in her mind. "A lot? How long was I out?" Lan was hoping not to hear those words. "One month. And about four weeks." "Damn... so where to begin?" "This one might surprise you, hold onto your hat!" Twilight started. Lan saw a awfully cheerful lady. "I'm not wearing a hat..." Twilight laughed. "Stop it! Your friend Blue Breeze-" "Ah Blue, how is he doing with Celestia?" "Their engaged." If Lan had anything in his mouth, he would of choked to death. "WHAT!!!???" "Root is trying to become a Royal Guard..." "WHAT!!!???" "Zero and Applejack are married now..." "WHAT!!!???" "It was a very exciting month and four weeks. If I were you, I would go see Blue and Root." Twilight smiled. "Where i'm going." Lan prepared for flight, but didn't take off. "Oh... that's right." He started to walk. Twilight shed a tear, and lit her horn. ~~~~~~~ Lan had appeared in the throne room. He say a meeting was going on. One that he wasn't invited to. "SON OF A-" Lan looked around. "Oh, am I interrupting something?" "Yes, now get out before I rip your throat out." One of the guards started. "LAN?!" He heard a very unexpected, yet expected duo say. "Is that you?" "The one and only." "Dismissed for now!" He had heard Blue say that, but why... As the crowd dispersed, Lan had saw what happened. Blue was crowned prince of Equestria. "Well, well, well, if it isn't little Blue. Watcha doin in the big boys chair?" Blue couldn't help but smile. "Well maybe if you don't stop getting hurt all the time, maybe you can see Twilight now a days." Lan chuckled at that. It was true. "Lan, you have no idea what happened while you were out, do you?" Celestia started. "I know, Blue is engaged to you, Zero is married, Root is going for Royal. Blabbity blah." "And the Nameless are about to strike." Celestia finished. "Hm." "Lan, i'm sorry, but as prince of Equestria... I can't join you for your final battle." "I know. I would of have told you to stay anyways. As with Zero." "Zero is ready for it. He's not the person you should be worrying about." Celestia finished off her letter and sent it with a puff of magic. "I give five seconds." Lan could hear four ticks in his mind. The front door burst open and what looked like a missile heading towards Lan. It hit Lan hard, yet soft to the touch. "You know Root, i'm not that fragile." "You just got out of the hospital and you go see stinky ass over here? I'm offended!" "As am I... ass." Blue retorted back. "Get off of me please..." Lan gasped for air as Root did what he said. "Thanks." "Lan, go see Zero and Applejack. You won't believe what happened." Celestia smiled, as did Root and Blue joined. "Teleport me." "As you wish, my lord." "Hey I should be saying that to yo-" Lan was gone. "You think hes ok?" Blue started. "Please, this is Lan were talking about. He's fine." Celestia responded. "I hope so... the time is about to come. Lan needs to be fully prepared." ~~~~~~~ Lan flashed in front of Zero. "WHAT THE FU... oh no..." Zero dropped he bucket of apples. "What, lost your green card?" Lan brushed himself off. (umad) "... LAN!!!" Zero tried to jump on Lan, but Lan dodged with ease. "Where's your wife damnit...?" "Behind you." Zero pointed behind Lan. (Naw dip, he pointed at the ground and said look a bird.) Lan turned around, and was shell shocked. "A-A-A-A-A-A-APPLEJACK?!" Lan couldn't help but gaze at her. She let her hair out, a lot. And she wasn't wearing her hat. Bonus points. "Well hey there Lan! Nice seeing you again!" As Applejack closed on Lan, he noticed something odd. "Hey Applejack, not to be rude, but you got fat." Lan help out his hooves in the air and acted honest. "Just being honest with you." Applejack giggled, Zero wanted to kill Lan. "I'm not fat, i'm pregnant." Lan held back... he couldn't resist much longer. If he did it, Zero would kill him. He let it out. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????" "I hate you Lan..." Zero said. "Don't worry baby, we can do make-up sex later." Lan straightened his invisible tie. "Well I have to go puke now because my brain gave me images. Bye!" "Bye Lan! See you later!" "Make-up sex?" "I don't know dear, I don't know." ~~~~~~~ "Are you ready sir?" "Yes I am more than ready! I got my armor, my weapons, my army, and someone finally made me TACOS!" "Um, yes sir..." "Yes, time for Operation: Conquest to being! No one will stop us! Not even La-" "Lan? He won't be a problem... and what are you doing in MY throne?" ~~~~~~~ P.S. The big battle is about to begin. Submit those character bios and we can start this dead puppy off... wait... what...? P.S.S Also the green card joke, don't take that seriously. That for for Zero. Worth anything. Ever.