The only disturbance to the silence was the echoing of my very audible face palm off the walls.
"M-me?" Fluttershy said, seeming to be in complete and utter shock.
"Humph"
Rainbow Dash didn't seem to be oh so impressed by Ben's answer.
Rarity spoke up.
"Well that was, unexpected."
"Rarity!" Twilight was not amused, clearly.
"What?"
"That was not very nice."
"I'm sorry..."
At that exact moment, Rarity was the cutest thing in the room. Very, very sad,
but adorable none the less. I couldn't help my self.
"Dawww"
I was then met with 6 confused looks.
"Oh, sorry."
"Anyway, that doesn't answer my question." Twilight spoke up
"What?"
"I asked who was your favorite, not his."
"Oh, ya, well..."
Distraction, I need a distraction!
"Look! Its a Manticore!"
Six gasps and then six more dissatisfying looks later I realized something.
I never had a plan of what to do after that step.
"*sigh* your not getting out of answering the question."
"I know..."
"So, who is it?"
Let's just stop the story for a minute here so I can ask a question. Have
you, ever, in your entire life, had six colorful cartoon ponies in your living room
asking you to answer a question that you really don't want to? I'll answer
that for you, no. Because this is my story and I don't care about your living room
horses. Anyway, its hard. Those eyes, drilling into your soul, eating away at the very
fiber of your existence. Ripping the threads that keep you attached to
this plane of existence. Those eyes...
"Eyes..."
All I could here is some inaudible mumbling
"Eyes..."
More mumbling
"Eyes..."
No mumbling that time, just a loud thump.
The thump of my head hitting the hard wood living room floor.
I woke up on the couch with my head in a bandage.
"Ugh, what happened?"
A wild butter pony has appeared!
It uses hyper uber hug!
It's super affective!
"Oh my, I'm SO sorry!"
"Can't....Breath....Help!"
I saw my life flash before my eyes. Quite a way to go. Choked out by Fluttershy.
Can't say I saw that one coming.
"Ah! I'm so sorry!"
She seemed terrified.
"It's *cough* OK *cough* *cough*. Damn girl, you lift?"
"Huh?"
"Never mind, anyway, what happened?"
Fluttershy seemed embarrassed. Like really embarrassed. And then it hit me.
"Fluttershy, did you just use the stare on me?"
"No! I would never! Well, maybe a little, but not on purpose! I Pinkie Promise"
"So that's what it feels like."
I got up and checked the clock.
"Few, its only 5:55"
Wait a minute...
"AHHHHH!!! FUUUUU!"
I scared the ponies. I do that a lot, damn.
"Crap, sorry!"
I ran over to check the window. Still stormy as all hell.
"My parents will be home any minute!"
I lean out the doorway int to the hall and call my brother
"Dickhead, get in here!"