‘Maybe if I “accidentally” tripped and I somehow pierced her with my horn I could file it as an accident.’
“Don’t you dare try anything, just do what I say and I‘ll get you upstairs.“ she replied as if she had read my mind.
‘Wait, what if she did?‘ I shrugged the thought away and remembered that if she was a mind reader she would have blackmailed me over my dark secrets.
‘Heck know I have loads of those’ I shook my head and went back to the topic at hand.
She had been obsessed with that outburst for months, ever since she watched the episode “A Dog and Pony Show“, she had rewatched the outburst itself whenever I was home and nearby, it was specially bad because she knew I hated it, she had stopped, but thanks to my new body, her obsession was back.
Only my master plan could get me out of this mess.
“I’m gonna pee on the floor! You don’t want me to do that do you?” ‘Man, I’m a genius.’
“Quit your whining and do as I say.” she replied in annoyance.
‘Oh no, she didn’t.’
“Excuse me? Did you just say I was complaining?” I wasn’t gonna let that go easily and she smirked at me with obvious malicious intent, she did that a lot.
“Yes, I did. Your bitching isn’t gonna get you anywhere.” she mocked me again.
I snapped.
“You want real bitching!? This is biiitching! Ohhh why aren’t you taking me upstaiiirs, it’s not so haaard. Come ooon I’m gonna piss myself on the flooor and then you are gonna have to clean iiit! Then it’s gonna stink up the plaaace and all because you wouldn’t take meee!
She covered her ears trying to tune out my sudden outburst, she didn’t seem to want me to re enact that for her anymore.
“STOP YOUR BITCHING!”
“But I thought you waaanted biiitching!” I whined in response.
She looked at me with wide eyes and quickly took me to my room, I felt satisfied that I had made her take me there, but as she set me down on the bed she began looking at me with worry.
“Is there something on my face?” I asked confused.
“Don’t you feel there is… Something wrong with you?” she asked hesitantly grabbing my withers forcefully, that really hurt.
“I can’t feel my hands, if that’s what you are asking.” I replied truthfully, but she looked at me as if I was crazy.
‘Did I say something wrong?’
She sighed and left the room, making me feel lonely and unwanted. Or maybe that was just me exaggerating.
I climbed off the bed and went to the restroom, turned out that I did need to take a piss, I made it to the bathroom and after I did my business, I sniffed the air and noticed a smell coming from my body.
Rarity smelled like a horse.
I decided to take a shower and was about to get my clothes, but I realized that being a pony I could just get out naked.
I looked at the shower and gulped, but then I remembered I had black magic to turn the water on, I concentrated and moved the knob causing the water to fall on the tub.
“STOP” Jacquelynn stood at the door looking at me with bedroom eyes.
Okay, I don’t know what bedroom eyes are but she stared at me funny.
“You are going to take a shower?” she asked rhetorically, but if she hadn’t I would have made fun of her. I did anyway.
“No, I’m going to take a shower.” I replied mockingly.
‘Oh, wait.’
She rolled her eyes and made her way inside the restroom closing the door behind her and approached me kneeling beside me, I felt a chill run through my spine and tried backing up but the tub stopped me on my hooves.
“Need… Any help?” she asked giving me a smile, I was scared, she never smiled for no reason. Never.
I grimaced and moved my eyes side to side trying to think of something to get me out of the situation, so I tried to be subtle.
“No, there is no way in hell I’m letting you help me take a bath you crazy lady.” I replied calmly.
‘Hey, I said tried.’
She glared at me and stormed out huffing and slamming the door on her way out, I sighed in relief and mentally thanked myself for my quick thinking, I looked back at the flowing water and fixed it with my magic to a tolerable temperature, after I was sure the water was good, I made my way in, as soon as I did, I tripped, I tried getting up and I tripped again… And again.
“Dammit!” I yelled in anger, I tried turning myself in the shower but the small tub size let me incapable of stretching my limbs, in hindsight, having something to keep me from tripping might have been a good idea.
The water kept hitting my rump but at least it was warm so it felt comfortable, I moved my tail up and lifted my rump, I decided to let the water get me cleaned up a bit more, and it felt good… Perhaps too good.
“Eep!” I squealed and jumped slightly at the odd feeling causing my hind leg to hit the drain stopper causing it to fall and making the tub slowly fill up.
‘Oh, boy.’
I was in danger, I cursed my luck since I owned a tub that had no overflow plate, I began panicking and struggling as the water was raised, then I remembered someone that could help me.
“Jacquelynn!” I shouted in panic.
She quickly made her way to the restroom and noticed what was happening giving me yet another smug smile, she seemed to do that a lot nowadays.
“Help!” I cried out to her hopeful.
“Naaah.” she replied and began heading for the door.
“Dude, come on!” I heard the panic in my voice but I didn’t bother to hide it, certain death does that to you.
“I can’t die just yet! I still haven’t caught them all! Not to mention I haven’t killed George Lopez yet! And I can’t die before becoming the greatest fashion designer in Equestria!”
‘Wait, what was that last one again?’
I felt myself being lifted out of the tub and put down on the floor, I looked up and saw Jacquelynn closing the water flow, then she moved her head and stared at me with the same wide eyes from earlier.
“Nick, what’s happening to you?” she said barely a whisper.
I looked back on what I had said and gasped, I had mentioned that I was going to be a fashion designer! Me, the manli- ok, maybe my argument wasn’t really valid when I was the girliest of girliest ponies that ever existed, but I was concerned.
“I… Don’t know.” I replied and looked at my hooves, I had wasted the day and not even once did I question how I had transformed, I needed to get my priorities straight.
“Dude, you smell like wet horse.” Jacquelynn commented looking at me with a weak smile.
I felt the dampness on my fur and agreed, I did have to get my priorities in order, but that could wait.
‘Maybe after an actual shower.’