//------------------------------// // Allies? Do want // Story: when slenderman left me in paradise // by Jimbob //------------------------------// [Knight] {Me} "Well this is a nice change of pace" I was floating around in the ethereal mindspace again but this time it was a nice cream color and pretty relaxing. "Gross it's all peaceful and shit" I looked over at Knight who was floating upside down next to me "I don't know it's a nice change of pace from you know all the shadows and shit" "Shadow-hater" "Although I will say that this place is definetly lacking a raging inferno." Knight nodded his agreement "And corpses hanging from the ceiling" I stared at him "You fucked up guy" "It's a sign of respect in demon culture" "Yeah and so are blood rituals" "No actually blood rituals are just blood rituals, you know we demon love to roll around in blood" "Yeah roll around like dogs." he glared at me "Fine don't laugh at my wonderfully in-taste jokes." someone cleared their throats behind me. "Hold on voice I'm arguing with the demon" I said while waving my hand behind me "Huh the other gods said you were indifferent to the fact that they were gods, but waving off the Goddess of Love is just rude." I'm pretty sure a small eep escaped me while Knight smiled a shit-eating grin. "Errr sorry about that" I said while trying to turn around " I'm used to ignoring the other voices in my head" I completely flipped around and oh my god she hot. Now before you all go hating on me for thinking she hot with a capital H lemme explain something too you; Freakin Aprhodite for fuck sake she has that kinda effect on people. "Fuckin mortals" Knight reached over and pinched me "Ow! Fucker!" his talon like finger make for a mean pinch "Finished?" She asked. My smart-ass side wanted to tell her to wait while I fought with Knight, but my 'Oh shit is that a god? Oh fuck behave yourself for fuck sake' side kicked in and saved my sorry ass. "Yes" "I Suppose" "So you are the one they chose to protect Equestria" She began to float around me observing me. "Thats what they tell me" "You don't look like much" "Thanks for the vote of confidence" "Aww poor Jake got his confidence hurt" I was prepaing to scream 'Banzi!' and tackle him but Aprhodite spoke up "Enough banter we have limited time and important matters too discuss" "Okay..... like the Superbowl important or the 'oh my god there a giant spider on your face' important?" she looked unamused at my examples "More important then either of those" this is most likely a lie, spiders are creepy "So what is it then?" "We the Gods have come to a decision." "Annnddd?" "We believe that you will require some allies" all of my WOOT "Yes, I concure with this hypothesis" Allies! What if there humans like me? Oh shit what if their from like vidoe game universes and are really OP. That be sweet "Yeah I think I could use the following; Jackie Estacdo, The Entire TF2 red team, Spartan-117, Issac Clarke, Cricken, and Alex Mercer" She stared at me drolly "That will not be happening." "B-But allies!" "You will have to make allies in this world, bringing any other outsiders could potentially harm the universe their in and cause issuses here." "Issuses?" "Is there any way you can gurantee me that you can get these people to even work for you?" "Well I mean...... Well I could...... Not exactly" She glared at me "Alright fine! I can't! Happy now?" "Believe me when I say that I wish that they would be willing to help you, but would you leave this realm to help someone you didn't know?" "No" I had no plans for leaving this universe anytime soon. "So why would they leave their realms to help you?" fine so she had a point "So then who should I talk too?" "Well after much debating we have decided that the Changelings would be a useful ally." I floated there with my mouth hanging open "Yeah might be a problem with that since, well you know we mercilessly slaughter their leader in a rather gruesome method." "And how would they be of any use? They failed to even overthrow Canterlot." She looked thoughtful for a moment "Yes killing their leader maybe a problem, however we are quite confindent in your ablility to convince their new leader to help you in task. Still I think that you'll find this will be of use." She threw a small pendant at me. I caught it and looked at it; it was a simple gold heart in-laid with pink gems. "Cute, but seriously I couldn't talk my way out of a box let alone convince a pissed off horde of changelings to help me." "Yeah were not so good at ass kissing but if you need sarcasm just say the word." I nodded my agreement "Sarcasm is one of the many talents I have honed to perfection." she rolled her eyes "Changelings could provided a large and helpful network of informants and spies" I looked at her puzzled "Why the hell would I need informants?" I mean there's only one Discord, well and titans but still I'm pretty sure it a close knit group "Did you think you were the only one gatherng allies?" "Oh" Then I fully registered what she said "OH. Thats bad, like really really super bad." "Yes it is, now Jake I want you to prepare yourself." "For what?" "I'm sending you back and well how do I put this?" "Bluntly" "A changeling is about to try and kill you." "SEE! I don't make friends with killers! Well except me and the demon there." "Yo" "Get Over it oh and good luck Jake you'll need it." "Yeah I know deadly changelings, god of chaos, blah blah blah me dying." "Thats not what I was talking about" "Then what were you talking about?" "Goddess of Love remember?" She said with a smirk "Oh fuck this" A/N: I live on! Sorry it took so long hope you enjoyed!